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Angry Klown

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About me:

Ever felt like the world was conspiring against you? Perhaps you've experienced Murphy's Law where whatever can go wrong, WILL GO WRONG?! Welcome to my world. I'm an Angry Klown. That's right, I said it. I'm making use of my degree from CLOWN School, in order to gain employment as a cakey faced lunatic whose job is to make people laugh. Hey, Krusty ain't got nothin' on me. You might ask, "Why the does anyone want to be a clown?" Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. After I got fired from my job, my girlfriend dumped me, and I started being on a first-name basis with my bill collectors, I realized that I needed to do something to get the cash flow moving. Did I mention that my house is in foreclosure? So, follow me during my adventures as I try to stick it to the MAN! Or actually, just try to get some dollar bills in order to not be so broke. Say WHAT?!

Who I'd like to meet:

P.Diddy. Maybe he can give me some dollar dollar bills, ya'll!

Companies

  • Weather the Storm LLP

    • VP Stategic Advertising, West Coast is the Best Coast - LA US
    • VP Stategic Advertising
    1999 to 2010

  • Angry C. Communications, Inc.

    • Sunny Los Angeles, CA US
    • Clown
    2010 to present

Interests

  • General

    • Being cheap and getting things for free.
      I'm the king of coupons | promotions and bargain.
    • Identifying and articulating stupid things that people do.
      I do it to help them be less stupid. It my way of making a contribution in the world.
    • Identifying and articulating stupid things that people do.
      I do it to help them be less stupid. It my way of making a contribution in the world.
    • Origami Art.
      Yep | that's right. I can make a mean FROG!
    • Finding optimum driving routes to navigate around rush hour traffic.
      I got amazing skills. Although I haven't been able to put them to use ever since the stupid clown wrecked my car.
    • Kali | Filipino Martial Arts.
      Look it up.

  • Music

    "I like all sorts of music". I hate when people say that. There's NO way someone likes ALL sorts of music. There are some crazy weird Genre's out there. Try Yoga music. What the heck is that?! I don't even know because I just made it up. I like:

    • Acid Jazz
      Jamiroquai | Brand New Heavies
    • Lounge
      Thievery Corporation | Bonobo | Nicola Conte
    • Classic Hip-Hop
      Tribe Called Quest | De La Soul
    • Neo-Soul
      Raphael Saadiq | Erykah Badu | Groove Theory
    • Classical
      Mozart | Bach | Beethoven | and other talented | dead composers

    I'm all over the place...it is what it is, right? Whatever.

  • Movies

    I love movies and appreciate GOOD acting. Like actors that actually make a living...acting. So if they don't work they starve because their life is consumed with their craft. As far as genres go, I'm into:

    • Action | Love a good fight scene.
      The Transporter | Matrix | and Bourne franchises
    • Comic Adaptation | Big fan of superhero movies.
      Spiderman | Iron Man | Dark Night. Just saw Thor and it was fantastic.
    • Creature Movies | The more havoc wreaked. The more I like the movie.
      Cloverfield. Remember when dude holding the video camera got eaten? OUCH!
    • Comedy | One can't be always be ANGRY.
      Joe Dirt. Who doesn't like a good belly-aching laugh from time to time!
    • Mindbender | The ones you want to see again cause you don't quite get it the first time.
      Christopher Nolan's Memento and Inception

  • Television

    Don't shoot me, but I'm a victim of reality shows - Brick City, The First 48, Survivor. I sure wouldn't be able to last 39 days on some remote island with those stinky people and insects that haven't been named. Not to mention no showers, brushing of the teeth, or hot water. I enjoy a few scripted shows as well. Parks and Recreation, Modern Family, Seinfeld, Grey's Anatomy, etc. You get the idea...

  • Books

    • Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
      A classic. Given my current circumstances, it's probably time for a re-read.
    • The Great American Bathroom Book
      Heard of it? 120 books summaries in a single volume. Each is a about 2 pages - optimized so you can start and finish a book in the time it takes you to take a dump. Hence the name.

  • Heroes

    • Pagliacci | Because he was angry clown.
      Just kidding :)

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