The A-Oks are surely what the Mayan calendar was referencing when it warned of Earth's final cycle and the end of days in the year 2012. Zach Barker will bang the drums of war as the hordes of hell will ascend from the fiery pits of Abbadon's abyss. Justin Cantrell's axe will bring lightning from the sky as Christian Jaramillo will summon the thunder from his fingers. The two will clash like the Behemoth and the Leviathan for a final battle on sea and on land. From heaven, the angelic horns will sound from the lips of Mark Malpezzi, Tiffany Cronick, Nicole Orts, and Matt Sanchez, and they will bring the song that signals the beginning of the end. Finally, Mark Swan will open his mouth and emit a sound that cannot be heard or understood by human comprehension. Society will turn to chaos as insanity will reign as the Earth's new master. In the end, there will be nothing but fire and blackness.
Until then, why don't you come to one of our shows?
I love how you fuckers used our beat up version of that flyer... john looks way cooler with ciggy burns for eyes... make sure you dress in formal attire
hmmmm i like that idea, but hows about we just settle this the ol' fashioned way and get drunk and forget about this whole predicament? arent our pandas different? ours has a gun and a bottle (steven messed up on the bottle ill tell him to change it)
nah it really won't just insert it at random times. its really all that word is good for hahahaha
and well, i can get you a years membership for 50 dollars, even though GG would prefer you to spend the 90 dollars since SG sued their asses for like a year or two and they owed over 1 million dollars to lawyers and attorneys AND on top of that they still have to pay all the models. but either way, you're still helping out!
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