Capn' Tampon - Guitar, Lead asshole -
Crimson Cain - Everything Political asshole
Lord Dingo - Drums, Hatin everything asshole
Influences
Drinking, People who don't take every fuckin thing so fuckin serious, Alcohol, Porn, Drinking, Masturbating, Boozin, Wackin it to midget porn while drinking, Getting all fucked up, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The Flaming Huxtables, Getting shit faced, Sparks, The High Life, and getting wasted!
The Asbestos Tampons started off as a fake band back in 2003, or some year close to 2003! Everytime we (Capn T and Lord Dingo) were out of town or someplace where people didn't know us, we would tell them that we were in a band!! There was some truth to it! Capn Tampon was in another band at the time! Then one drunken day due to a free, ghetto ass, drumset (courtesy off some fucking crackheads on the east side of Pueblo), and a few left over guitars, the band that had stickers before instruments jammed for the first time!!! It was magical! Not really! Lord Dingo had never played the drums, and Capn Tampon was a bass player. We sucked ass, and still do! At least that's what all these serious, hipster, so called professional musicans tell us!!! Fucking Idiots!!! Then we adopted Henry Hogleg (Who was our bass player until he quit, rejoined, and quit again), and Crimson Cain. (Who played in some kind of techno hippy fuckin band that burned a lot of shit on stage!) Anyway we are still jammin, pissin people off, and gettin fuckin wasted! We've recorded three full length albums, and are almost finished with our fourth (as of summer 2008). As far as our style of music!! Some people get it and some people don't. We could give a fuck less!!!
hell one day soon il have to see you guys and get fucked up right? booze makes music better anyways so ims ure you guys will go from awesome to unbearably fucking awesome
wonderful, awesome stuff-thanks for the add I'm a graphic designer, if it matters-cd covers, logos, t-shirt designs--currently all free for self-promotion purposes, hit me up... cheers, westbrook
Thanks for joining up!! For your listening pleasure: ROBIN "Thunder & Speedumb" CD/LP on purple vinyl, Miss Derringer "Winter Hill" CD, Angus Khan "Black Leather Soul" CD and more.. All Available at: http://www.nickelanddimerecords.com Listen to the player for other cool tracks. KANPAI! Nickel and Dime
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