Captain Tampon - Guitar, Lead asshole -
Crimson Cain - Everything Political asshole-
Lord Dingo - Drums, Hatin everything asshole
Influences
Drinking, People who don't take every fuckin thing so fuckin serious, Alcohol, Porn, Drinking, Masturbating, Boozin, Wackin it to midget porn while drinking, Getting all fucked up, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The Flaming Huxtables, Getting shit faced, Sparks, The High Life, and getting wasted!
hey listen fo reals even if we dont get to talk much do me a big fav.....go to my about me and click the modern day escape banner thats my band check it out ....it would mean the world.....other than that holla @ me hahaha
That might've hurt my feelings if I understood any of it. Ava what now? Which one of you queers is typing and which one is sucking cock? And I know the 3rd one has both his thumbs up the others asses! Seriously what's an avatar?
What a fun show. I can actualy remember today(DD). we had a pit stop at the water falls in downtown,the girls all rode home with no pants, trying to fit the ol' party bus through del taco's drive through was complicated but we made it safe, hell yeahh
Check that shit out <<<<< So do you guys have a show coming up? You should try to play Phil's again some time soon. What are you doing tomorrow? I heard they don't have anything goin on maybe you could book a show then.
