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The Asbestos Tampons
Punk / Comedy / Classical Opera and Vocal

Victory is ours!!!



Denver, Colorado
United States

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Last Login:  11/16/2009
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Member Since10/30/2005
Band Websitetheasbestostampons.com
Band MembersCapn' Tampon - Guitar, Lead asshole - Crimson Cain - Everything Political asshole Lord Dingo - Drums, Hatin everything asshole
InfluencesDrinking, People who don't take every fuckin thing so fuckin serious, Alcohol, Porn, Drinking, Masturbating, Boozin, Wackin it to midget porn while drinking, Getting all fucked up, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The Flaming Huxtables, Getting shit faced, Sparks, The High Life, and getting wasted!
Sounds LikeA big pile of steaming shit.
Record LabelB.A.F.S. & TastyTwat Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Asbestos Tampons
The Asbestos Tampons started off as a fake band back in 2003, or some year close to 2003! Everytime we (Capn T and Lord Dingo) were out of town or someplace where people didn't know us, we would tell them that we were in a band!! There was some truth to it! Capn Tampon was in another band at the time! Then one drunken day due to a free, ghetto ass, drumset (courtesy off some fucking crackheads on the east side of Pueblo), and a few left over guitars, the band that had stickers before instruments jammed for the first time!!! It was magical! Not really! Lord Dingo had never played the drums, and Capn Tampon was a bass player. We sucked ass, and still do! At least that's what all these serious, hipster, so called professional musicans tell us!!! Fucking Idiots!!! Then we adopted Henry Hogleg (Who was our bass player until he quit, rejoined, and quit again), and Crimson Cain. (Who played in some kind of techno hippy fuckin band that burned a lot of shit on stage!) Anyway we are still jammin, pissin people off, and gettin fuckin wasted! We've recorded three full length albums, and are almost finished with our fourth (as of summer 2008). As far as our style of music!! Some people get it and some people don't. We could give a fuck less!!!

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Nov 16 2009 9:48 AM

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Nov 16 2009 7:21 AM

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Nov 16 2009 2:52 AM

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Nov 15 2009 10:03 PM

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Nov 15 2009 8:28 PM

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Nov 15 2009 8:05 PM

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Nov 15 2009 5:02 PM

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Nov 15 2009 12:40 AM

yess yess we be...
Patrick Bust-a-Nut Baker™ [DF]

Patrick Baker



Nov 14 2009 11:49 PM

hell one day soon il have to see you guys and get fucked up right? booze makes music better anyways so ims ure you guys will go from awesome to unbearably fucking awesome
Seven85

Seven85



Nov 14 2009 9:13 PM

lol, a band who wrote a song about Blumkins. I love it. Mad Props.
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Nov 14 2009 8:55 PM

large foo.yes we are finally back which means new shows with u fucks.
Patrick Bust-a-Nut Baker™ [DF]

Patrick Baker



Nov 14 2009 8:11 PM

well im glad im a drunk asshole to enjoy your music!
phlegmily

phlegmily



Nov 14 2009 7:27 PM

that Mel! what a crazy guy! i hear he lashes out at jews too when hes all wasted!
phlegmily

phlegmily



Nov 14 2009 7:08 PM

fiberglass would be just as bad! and to think those assholes actually use that shit for our vaginas! wicked evil..
phlegmily

phlegmily



Nov 14 2009 6:56 PM

comedic drunk asshole music is my fav!
ps an asbestos tampon would SUUUCK!
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Nov 14 2009 12:07 PM

Hey Buddies, thx for add
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Nov 14 2009 3:36 AM

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Nov 14 2009 2:06 AM

Fuck yeah dude!!!
Jessica

Jessica



Nov 14 2009 1:43 AM

blumpkins were for perverts in the first place?!
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Nov 13 2009 6:59 PM

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Nov 13 2009 11:19 AM

Great shit!!!
   Do you have anything on cd? or Blumpkin T.
Cheers From Germany
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