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JOHNNY ASS AND THE HAMMERS
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FRANKENSTEIN, Kentucky
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Member Since11/28/2004
Band WebsiteASSHAMMER.ORG
Band Members
JAKE KIZOOSKI - Rhythm Guitar/Backing Vocals/Stage Presence
ERIC BARNES - "I'd like to think I bring that edgy, punk feel to my music. I also like to listen to ska and many other forms of punk. I have highly considered shaving my hair and getting a mohawk, and when I move out of my parents house next year I will be attending as many as two or three shows a week."
Caleb - drums/voice
Sean "Golden Claw" Motherfitzingpatrick - Front Man
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HATIN THANGS
Sounds LikeHATE
Record LabelASSHAMMER.ORG
Type of LabelMajor


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Hub City Stompers

Hub City Stompers



May 7 2009 1:25 AM

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Whogives Afuck



Feb 3 2008 3:56 PM

Hey...

someebody on my friends list wrote something really nasty about you in a blog. you need to see this, what happened... sorry about that, but here is the link to it...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6426538587&blogID=13223279897929.htm
Matt Ewens

Matt Ewens



Dec 29 2007 3:24 AM

Rip Jenny

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Jared

Jared



Dec 12 2007 8:16 PM

kid we went to highschool with got arrested for murder today. here's his profile

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COLLiN

COLLiN



Dec 5 2007 5:17 PM

OMG YOU GOTTA SEE THE PICS FROM THIS CLUB I WENT TO.. SHE FLASHED HER TITS TO EVERYONE AGAIN AND WE GOT PICS

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Wade Bonzo [54-46 was my number]

Wade Beach



Nov 17 2007 12:02 PM

holy crap how wasted was she when they did that???

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Deleted

Deleted



Nov 16 2007 7:48 AM

Jared

Jared



Nov 15 2007 2:02 AM

Rar!
Kevin

Kevin Schrepel



Oct 20 2007 2:12 AM

guess what i just got?! you wouldnt believe it if i told you lol, but you know all those stupid azz ads people are sending to each other about $500 Macys cards? i got a chance to do one and ya its legit. makes sense now why its so popular lmao. i think i got mine from this site right here, im not sure so click to go check it out. if its right make sure you snag 1 so we can hit the mall

see what i mean...
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Garrick Doodie



Oct 15 2007 7:42 PM

Ben

Ben



Aug 14 2007 7:37 PM

ok.
Zac

Zac Mashburn



Jun 4 2007 10:52 AM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Sup guys1 Its Zac from the Hungry Musican. Just wanted to stop by and say YO. Keep it real.
Sinister Muse Records

Sinister Muse Records



May 29 2007 2:05 PM

know that feeling you get when you come home from a long day of shopping with bags packed with new gear and accessories?? now picture that feeling knowing you got it all for free! thats how i feel right now! i'm just hittin you up, as a friend, to fill you in on this exclusive deal to get a FREE $500 Macy's Gift Card, yeah, FREE! just answer a question or two and BAM you got a shopping spree lol! i got like 4 cards already, its too easy, check out this one i got...

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SNAG ONE AT - WWW.GETMACYSCARDS.COM


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THE REMAINDERS

THE REMAINDERS



May 24 2007 3:43 PM



omg you are not gonna believe this, my friend sarah told me about this lawsuit that macy's is going through. they have to give away $100,000.00 in 500 dollar gift cards in the next month or they are gonna be sued by a very big corporation.

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copy and paste the site below into your browser to sign up!!!

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May 20 2007 7:41 AM

damn i'm goin nuts right now...i am so histerical...i just received a FREE $500 Gift Card to Macy's in the mail tonite...i've seen all these deals circulating for free gift cards, but when i spotted the Macy's one i couldn't hold back and asked for one...it took me 4 minutes and I ACTUALLY RECEIVED IT IN THE MAIL! hurry up and get one before they stop offering it, i'm gunna get more

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you see, this ain't a joke

GET YOURS AT WWW.FREEMACYSGIFTCARDS.COM


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May 8 2007 3:45 AM

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May 1 2007 7:07 PM

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May 1 2007 8:58 AM

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IDEMISE

IDEMISE



Apr 27 2007 7:26 AM

Hey there, show coming up soon in Pasadena at the "No Future Cafe" on May 4th. We'll be playing with Sibrian and The Grow.

Also, New songs are being recorded. We'll be passing out our cds at the show coming up.

Grips of new material!


-idemise
IDEMISE

IDEMISE



Apr 23 2007 6:05 PM

Hey there, show coming up soon in Pasadena at the "No Future Cafe" on May 4th. We'll be playing with Sibrian and The Grow.

Also, New songs are being recorded. We'll be passing out our cds at the show coming up.

-MadMike
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m C Tandatanya



Apr 15 2007 2:20 PM

DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that kiel has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. HDGET.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from HDGET.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at HDGET.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. HDGET.COM
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Houston Cougar

Houston Cougar



Apr 8 2007 6:01 AM

i just got a gift card for $500 to Macy's for free just by giving my email address to this site. never did i believe this would actually work, lol, but it just came in the mail and i just got back from buying tons of stuff from Macy's!! i'm signing up 5 more times!!

GET YOURS AT www.freemacysgiftcards.net before they run out!!

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Harmony

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Apr 7 2007 12:40 PM

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Brat Boutique - Irish



Mar 27 2007 3:54 AM

Come and cheer on your favorite team, The Slaughterers!

DDD Bout II
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