T.A.N.
T.A.N. Who's Black and White and Read All Over???

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Last Login: 10/28/2009
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    T.A.N.'s Interests
Generalhip hop, funny/comedy/humor, philosophy, sports, movies, music, vagina, breasts ...
Musicmmmm music
Moviesmmmmm movies
Televisionits not tv it's HBO. tv is for suckas
Booksmmmmmm books.
Heroesmmmm heroes. with lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo please...

     T.A.N.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:NYC - Center of the Universe
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Creative

   T.A.N.'s Schools
Trinity College
Hartford,Connecticut
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2008 to 2009



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About me:
TAN’s usual "about me" narrator couldn’t make it for this gig, so y’all are stuck with me tonight. The thing is, and I hate getting into all of this right out the gate, but I’m soooo much better than the other narrator guy. I can’t believe TAN has him doing most of the gigs. The other guy just reads cue cards, TAN lives in NYC. TAN is a writer, emcee, funny-man, and marketing wiz with supernatural abilities. TAN has a blog called The Assimilated Negro. TAN says go there now and change your life for the better. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares about that shite? It’s a f*cking "about me" dude!! You gotta live it up. Make your presence known. Connect with the audience. That’s the thing I do. I bring a connection. When I narrate an "about me" people friggin know. They know that "about me" segment was narrated by a stallion. What’s that? Oh yeah, TAN. This is "about him." Hope you enjoyed it.

*scene*

Alright guys. That was another good set. I’m outta here. Have you heard where the next gig’s at? Ok. Well keep me posted. Let me know if you need me.

The Assimilated Negro
Who I'd like to meet:
hot beat-makers. graphic designers. film/video editors. producers. writers. creatives. donde esta el bano??



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Now this... New NOISEAUX music video as a Myspace Feature!


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NOISEAUX
SoulClap

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Aug 4 2009 9:20 PM

i appreciate your add and support, thanks!



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Jul 12 2009 5:59 AM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:

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i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
Cross da Trackz Entertainment

Cross da Trackz Entertainment



Jul 10 2009 1:03 PM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:

www.work4surveys.com

i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
Cross da Trackz Entertainment

Cross da Trackz Entertainment



Jun 21 2009 11:21 PM

Sounds good. I know I start training for my teaching position on the 6th and it will be ongoing for a few more months but hopefully we can work something out. the extra coin i make from taking those paid surveys online helps out alot tho; you should really do them too; i mean, hey, the extra money comes in handy, right? i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:

www.blingforwork.com

I prolly won't have anything going on that weekend so if nothing else, maybe I can get back to town for a few days then. If I can work it out, you'll have to meet 'em too. Talk to ya later buddy.
Keep me updated!
The Empire

The Empire



Nov 8 2008 7:43 PM

Thanks for the ADD please support real hip-hop and join the forum www. empiremusiq. com!!!Thanks for the support and spread the word!!
Cross da Trackz Entertainment

Cross da Trackz Entertainment



Jun 3 2008 7:45 PM

Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online.
anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy:


www.
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JESUS-The Total Package

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Apr 22 2008 4:44 PM

TAN you have one of the best blogs ever. Thanks so much for making my day when I need it.
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Apr 14 2008 12:16 AM

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DRACONIAN1

TAN, I know I'm late as hell but the Paris Hilton 50 cent banner is bananas...
you crazy.
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Mar 21 2008 7:26 PM

Thanks for the add. Love your blog!

Haven't kicked Diddy's ass yet? Click the image... please kick diddy's ass

Ying

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Mar 1 2008 8:08 PM

the street of tender teasing. you?
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Feb 20 2008 6:32 PM

New Music From The "Dillathon" On My Page
"Free World"
This Mixtape is a Free Download coming out Feb 26th.

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grillo

grillo



Feb 17 2008 2:36 PM

hey, my new record 'dirty pretty beats' is out now on beatpick! preview / listen / download / buy!!



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Dec 17 2007 3:57 PM

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Nov 25 2007 3:54 PM

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Nov 25 2007 1:05 AM

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Nov 15 2007 2:36 AM

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