About me: TAN’s usual "about me" narrator couldn’t make it for this gig, so y’all are stuck with me tonight. The thing is, and I hate getting into all of this right out the gate, but I’m soooo much better than the other narrator guy. I can’t believe TAN has him doing most of the gigs. The other guy just reads cue cards, TAN lives in NYC. TAN is a writer, emcee, funny-man, and marketing wiz with supernatural abilities. TAN has a blog called The Assimilated Negro. TAN says go there now and change your life for the better. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares about that shite? It’s a f*cking "about me" dude!! You gotta live it up. Make your presence known. Connect with the audience. That’s the thing I do. I bring a connection. When I narrate an "about me" people friggin know. They know that "about me" segment was narrated by a stallion. What’s that? Oh yeah, TAN. This is "about him." Hope you enjoyed it.
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Alright guys. That was another good set. I’m outta here. Have you heard where the next gig’s at? Ok. Well keep me posted. Let me know if you need me.
Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online. anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy:
wow your not even gunna believe me...i did this offer to get an AUTHENTIC name-brand handbag from Coach absolutely FREE & it truly came!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna go back real fast and get more to wrap up as a present..you oughta go grab a few as well MWAHAH! isnt this 1 i got awesome?
heyyyy, last fun was fun, wish u coulda been there. dont worry, i took plenty of pics, i'll show em to ya when i see ya next. and ooooh, im lookin pretty good too. i picked up these pills that have made me drop so much of that weight i had. its like, wow, ya know? 16 friggin lbs! can u belive it! 16!!!!! so, if ya wanna try em out, i got em at this site: click here to go check it out .. i promise yah it's so worth it! X73165373
heyyyy, last fun was fun, wish u coulda been there. dont worry, i took plenty of pics, i'll show em to ya when i see ya next. and ooooh, im lookin pretty good too. i picked up these pills that have made me drop so much of that weight i had. its like, wow, ya know? 16 friggin lbs! can u belive it! 16!!!!! so, if ya wanna try em out, i got em at this site:
www.shhooell.com
just copy and paste that website link into your browser. you'll see. i love em!
holy crap! remember those online paid survey things that i was taking to make extra cash? i just got my first check for $237!! and that was just for like a few hours of work! wanna go out this weekend? it's on me! you should do it, too. the money is so easy, then we can take a roadtrip in a few weeks.
ahhh well just hit the site up and check it out. its at
www.blingsurvey.com
im not sure how to make it so you can click on this link, so you can just copy and paste it into your internet explorer and check it out. whateva, just do it. you'll see. the money is sweet!
anyways, i gots to run, but gimme a call later on, k?
holy crap! remember those online paid survey things that i was taking to make extra cash? i just got my first check for $237!! and that was just for like a few hours of work! wanna go out this weekend? it's on me! you should do it, too. the money is so easy, then we can take a roadtrip in a few weeks.
ahhh well just hit the site up and check it out. its at
www.workfor350.com
im not sure how to make it so you can click on this link, so you can just copy and paste it into your internet explorer and check it out. whateva, just do it. you'll see. the money is sweet!
anyways, i gots to run, but gimme a call later on, k?
