About me: I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I'm the name on all the men's room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to cheer me up and everyone always wants to know "Who is that girl?".
Who I'd like to meet: What do we have here? Some fresh young plaything straight out of life and into club? You smell new little boy/girl, like fabric softner dew on freshly mowed astro turf. Ohhh, I'm not frighting you, am I, duckling?