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  • Bradley Schneider

  • 27 / Male
  • VAN NUYS, California, US
  • Last Login: 2/9/2010

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Interests

  • General

    Acting. Improv. Video games. Roller Hockey. Chillin. Movies. Girlfriend. College sports. Other stuff. Making Grama eat her Broccoli.

  • Music

    Alternative/Rock - System of a Down, Disturbed, Linkin Park
    Fav CD's - Offspring (Smash), Linkin Park (all), Disturbed (Prayer), Hoobastank (Reason), Muse (all), Garbage (2.0), Greenday (American Idiot), Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance (The Black Parade), Sick Puppies
    Fav Music Videos - Prodigy (Smack My Bitch Up), REM (Imitation of Life), Pearl Jam (Do the Evolution), System of a Down (Chop Suey), The White Stripes (Fell In Love With A Girl), Muse (Invincible), Fall Out Boy (Thnks Fr Th Mmrs), OK Go (Here It Goes Again), Junior Senior (Stomp My Feet), Katy Perry (Ur So Gay), Queens of the Stone Age (Go With the Flow)
    I also enjoy other forms of music, especially video game music and TV shows.

  • Movies

    Princess Bride, Fight Club, Star Wars saga, The American President, The Last Samurai, The Joy Luck Club, Airplane!, LOTR, The 13th Floor, Miracle, Big Fish, Shaolin Soccer, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

    Movies I've been in: Accepted, Flags of Our Fathers.

  • Television

    24, Studio 60, West Wing, Scrubs, DBZ, Naruto, DS9, Family Guy, Futurama, Inuyasha, Pucca, Lost, Bleach, ESPN, Texas sports

    Shows I've been in: West Wing, Judging Amy, Jack&Bobby, Alias, Gilmore Girls, The Reunion, Scrubs, Windfall, South of Nowhere, Cold Case, Close to Home, L.A. Forensics, Ghost Whisperer, How I Met Your Mother, 7th Heaven.

  • Books

    Scrabble Dictionary

  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Engaged
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Houston
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Actor

Schools

  • The University Of Texas At Austin

    • Austin, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Theatre & Dance
    • Clubs: Theatre, Business Foundations, Texas Paints, sports fan
    2001 to 2004

  • Taylor H S

    • Katy, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Theatre, NHS, TMC, MATh, Spanish, UIL poetry
    1997 to 2001

Networking

Companies

  • Teavana

    • Sherman Oaks, CA US
    • Salesman
    2006-2007

  • Accumulators, Inc.

    • Houston, TX US
    • Administrative Asst.
    1994-2004

  • The Picture People

    • Austin, TX US
    • Photographer
    2003

  • Heavenly Ham

    • Houston, TX US
    • Salesman
    2000-2001

  • The Mason Jar

    • Houston, TX US
    • Waiter
    2002

  • The Austin American-Statesman

    • Austin, TX US
    • Freelance Theatre Critic
    2002-2003

  • Next Stage Theatre

    • Hollywood, CA US
    • Producer, Director, Actor
    2005-2007

  • Red Talent Agency

    • Beverly Hills, CA US
    • Talent
    2008-2009

Blurbs

About me:





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WINNER OF THE ..2006 AND 2007.. ANNUAL HOUSTON ALZHEIMER'S ASSOCIATION CHARITY VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENTS!!!

I am Bradley Schneider. I was born in Houston, Texas and grew up in a large suburban area called Katy. I have two happily married parents and a happily married brother with a happy baby. I live in Los Angeles, making my way to becoming a successful actor.



Childhood interests include video games, legos, G.I.Joes, X-men, soccer, and cub scouts. I always hated reading but developed a love of writing oddly enough. At 13, I had my Bar Mitzvah, followed by my Eagle Scout ceremony at 16. In High School, I spent the vast majority of my time doing theatre. I was cast in some shows and won some awards. Some time in there, I decided that acting was my desired career path.



The University of Texas was my destination for a good college education. I earned a BA in Theatre & Dance and a Business Foundations Minor. At some point late in my college career, I became enthusiastically addicted to supporting sports. I attended live games/matches in football, baseball, tennis, basketball, softball, and hockey. My grandma lived in Austin, so I visited her quite often. That was the best part of college, other than the girls, the parties, the computers, the education, and the friends. Aside from video games, I spent most of my time outside of class doing theatre of course.



After college, I briefly had a job to build up some cash before moving out to Los Angeles, California. Since moving to LA, I have worked on many projects in the entertainment industry. I’ve done extra work on so many shows, as well as actual work on movies, internet projects, commercials, print work, video games, and theatre. My first audition was for a show called “The Big Audition” at The Next Stage Theatre in Hollywood. Sure enough I got the part, and I’ve been a member of the company ever since. I’ve also done some directing, producing, and writing.



So many things are a part of me now. Current interests include: improvisation, acting, video games, scrap booking, collecting fortune cookie fortunes and coins, eating sweet potato tempura and BBQ, drinking Thai Tea with Boba in it, watching and following sports, competing in fantasy sports online with friends, being randomly witty, designing websites, laughing with my girlfriend Cully, hanging out with friends, watching movies, watching television, spending countless hours on the intraweb, yelling at Los Angeles drivers, staying up late with insomnia, and making lanyards. I spend many hours per week playing Halo3 or Natural Selection (a Half-life mod) with friends online that I’ve made over the years. I play a lot of Sudoku, Scrabble, Scramble, and Freecell, and I owe much of my personality to Tetris and Zelda (really?).



Sports have become a huge part of my life. It’s ironic because I never cared about sports as a kid, even growing up in Texas. Nowadays I play Fantasy Baseball, Football, and Hockey (which I won, even though I don’t really care about the hockey). I love college football more than anything, especially when Texas wins. I attended both the 2005 and 2006 Rose Bowls, where Texas and Vince Young vanquished our foes. I went to the World Series in 2005 when the Astros lost to the White Sox. The previous season, I attended one of the greatest post-season games of all time when the Astros beat the Cardinals in Game 5 of the NLCS on a 3-run blast by Jeff Kent.



My goal in life is to one day have children. Actually, I wish to one day have grandchildren. My grandparents have been such an inspiration to me over the years, and I’d enjoy being like them. My Grama is the only one I have left, and I love her very much. She means a lot to me. My whole family is precious to be, but none more so than my new nephew Mason. After only being born a few hours, he was the most important person to me in the entire world.



Past jobs include: Waiter at The Mason Jar, Food Prep/Salesman at Heavenly Ham, Theatre Critic for the Austin American-Statesman, Producer/Director/Writer/Actor at The Next Stage Theatre, Photographer/Salesman at The Picture People, Salesman/Barista at Teavana, and Factory Worker/Sales/Accounting/Purchasing/Secretary/Administrative Assistant/Computers/Forklift Driver for Accumulators, Inc. Seriously, legally driving that Forklift by myself was one of the greatest days of my life.



My quotes:
“Act like you will live forever, but live like there's no tomorrow"
"You can't cure writer's block with an axe"
"Sometimes one must disbelieve in something in order to appreciate it"
"Sometimes you need to go back to get ahead faster"
"Never throw your keys on a bridge"
"It takes one person to ruin a good day. It takes one person to brighten a bad day."
"When I die, I want people to attach my coffin to some chairs, lift me up above their heads, and dance the Hora."
"People who don't masturbate are known as paraplegics"
"If a tree falls in the woods, does anyone care?"
"We choose fate. Love chooses us"
"All hookers have a heart of gold. Other parts may not be so golden"
“This sentence intentionally left confusing.”
“I almost always almost agree with myself almost every day!”
“Measure Once, Cut Twice.”
“I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Daddy was pissed.”
“In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.”
“4 out of every 1 person is schizophrenic.”
“To get the things you want, you must sacrifice things you want.”
“I'm always right, except when I'm wrong.”
“Witty comment.”
“Quote.”
“Ambiguous statement.”
“I am saying a quote.”
“Well written sentence.”
“Y2K Proof since 2002!”
“I'm such a Myspace loser, even Tom won't be my friend.”

Who I'd like to meet:

You.

Comments

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  • MeLiSsA

    Jan 15 2010 4:23 AM

    thanks!!
  • Tom Trudeau - A Rogue a…Tom Trudeau Street

    Nov 19 2009 8:20 AM

    Brad

    Thank you soooo MUCH!!!
  • Life's PeachyKristin Merritt

    Nov 15 2009 2:41 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
  • Life's PeachyKristin Merritt

    Nov 9 2009 3:52 AM

    ugh, we're getting soo old! :(  one more freakin year closer to 30. Sunday will be a sad day. A sad day. lol   Hope all is well!
  • Megan

    Oct 29 2009 7:47 AM

    THANKS!!!!
  • Dan "Engagefied" Gomill…Dannel Gomiller

    Aug 18 2009 3:47 PM

    Congrabulations!
  • Ryan

    Aug 11 2009 9:11 PM

    Thanks, Brad!
  • Bella C. ♥

    Aug 5 2009 2:46 AM

    Salt lick BBQ sounds disgusting. Don't know what it means.

    How have you been? I haven't been on myspace in ages. Any new projects?

    xo
    Bella
  • Gemsho

    Jul 18 2009 3:04 PM

    Thank you so much! B-day wishes are always wonderful.
  • Kelly T.R.: I Still Hea…

    Jun 24 2009 9:39 PM

    Thanks, Brad! Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it your birthday, too?
  • Sammie Jay

    Jun 15 2009 5:13 AM

    Hey mista!!! wattttupppp??? HOpe all is good with you!! are you coming to my release show on thursday evening?? :) some peeps from class are coming!! :) xoxo TELLL EVERYYYYYY ONEEEEEE!!!!!!! xoxo
  • A Psycho Girl (Class Va…Kayla Wiley

    Jun 10 2009 11:27 PM

    aww, thank you XD
  • Sammie Jay

    Jun 6 2009 8:45 AM

    THANKS BRADLEY!! I EDITED MY BLOG!! :) HOPE YOU HAD AN AWESOME TIME IN TEXAS!! I'M WRITING YOU FROM MY FRIENDS PENTHOUSE HOTEL ROOM, LOL!! DADIO ID HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, AND EATING TOO* MUCH FOOD!! HAHAHA! HIS A PARTY ANIMALLLLLL!! HOPE TO SEE YOU AND CULLY AT MY CD RELEASE PARTY SHOW!! MISS YOU GUYS!! XOXO
  • Caleb

    Jun 1 2009 2:32 AM

    Thanks buddy. Hope you're well!
  • DeannaDeanna Congo

    May 8 2009 11:21 PM

    Thank you for the birthday wishes! :) Hope all is well with you.
  • Abhaya

    Apr 6 2009 10:43 PM

    Good call! I'm over at iO practically all the time now. We should def find time to hang out soon...
  • TomerTomer Shechori

    Apr 4 2009 7:52 AM

    Who's got time??? I'm spending my nights at the studio, editing!
  • joe

    Apr 3 2009 7:21 PM

    Thanks for the shout out. Hope the show is kicking ass and taking names. the name has to be the top five in sketch show names..Sketch it To the Man..
  • ivettIvett Gabriella

    Mar 27 2009 9:07 PM

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, it was really sweet of you.
  • AnnemarieAnnemarie Romig

    Mar 27 2009 4:58 AM

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, I hope LA LA land is treating you well!
  • sarah bear-ah

    Mar 16 2009 1:25 AM

    Thank you for the birthday wishes!!
  • Danilow

    Mar 8 2009 4:51 PM

    Thank you!
  • Michelle

    Mar 1 2009 12:45 AM

    Hey Brad!

    Thanks for stopping by to wish me a happy birthday and on both my sites at that! You are really on top of things! LOL :-) I appreciate it.
    So what are you up to lately?
  • Sammie Jay

    Feb 6 2009 8:15 PM

    So glad you guys came last night, and thanks for joining in on the audience participation!!!hehe, sorry about the lack of Pizza, seems their oven broke on them that day, they usually serve pretty good food! Hugz from Sammie Jay xoxo (I asked Cully this one too, did you have a favorite song?)
  • Sammie Jay

    Feb 3 2009 6:10 AM

    Hey Brad, I just wrote to your prettier half and invited you both to my little show on Thursday night in Pasadena, Hope you guys can make it, it is at Terrace 443 E Colorado Blvd, Pasadena 91101 I go on sharp at 8pm for a forty minute set, let me know if you are coming as it is free for all my friends to get in, and I'll put your names down for the door guy, if anyone else wants to come with you too that's fine, just let me know who so I can put them down! Well I'll make it to class one of these days, I always end up in the studio on a Monday night, but my album is close to being finished now!!Hugz 2 ya from Sammie Jay