“A rampaging gaggle of funkified love-children, triumphantly
smearing their unique blend of ‘neo-orgasmic-sould-funk-jungle-
party-core’ across the mental genitals of all those who hop
aboard their party train”.
“An orgy of hedonistic cretins who wrangle like bavarian game
hunters the sounds of booty-shaking-funk-lust, crafting them into
burning soul-swords of badassity, and swinging them uproariously
across the lands of killer fatness and sweet ear love”.
“An immense and burning shaft of bright groove energy that
penetrates into the very depths of your soul, grasping it with full
streangth and remolding it into an 18th century carousel packed
to the brim with giggling children”.
“Modern day answers to the fundamental question plaguing us
all: ‘who are we, and why are we all here?’.
Coming very soon. The Bakery website www.thebakery.net.au, Full of many degrees of awesomeness - Music, Videos, Merch, Gigs, Web Forum and more! Check it out.
Yo. The Bakery and The Beast Album launch tix now on sale through Moshtix! Go HERE to buy tickets.
Debut album 'The Bakery & The Beast'
available Thurs July 17th. Order a copy: orders@thebakery.net.au
Album launch at The Basement Thurs July 17th.
Click HERE to buy tickets now.
Greetings again jokesters and hooligan makers! The Phonies wish to invite you to a truly spectacular evening of sydney's dopest live hip hop bands this Saturday the 21st June at the Gaelic Club. We'll be there supporting our good chums Rumpunch as they Launch their debut CD, and getting rawkus with their funky, reggae, hip hop tunes. Led by sydney's finest and most handsome rapper Tuka aka Tuka the sucker, their sound is uniquely sexy and their live show is fuelled with a full horn section and backup singers.
However the Phonies will be sure to steal the show with a revitalised set featuring a new indie rock track, an electro banger, and some fresh super smooth hip hop grooves. The Phonies Wardrobe department has also been hard at work creating the Phonies Winter Collection which they will be unveiling on stage during the show. In case you can't wait we have attached some exclusive sneak peeks of the boys in their winter attire, with a special appearance by "Teach" AKA "Referee....
The night kicks off with Basslines & Fresh Jams DJs who will get the party started. Please come and be part of the next generation of sydney's live music scene as Rumpunch and The Phonies turn the Gaelic Club into a hot steamy love jam with the rest of the rhyme lovers, groove enthusiasts and melody munters.
Doors open at 8pm, The Phonies on stage around 10pm, and tickets are $15 on the door or available through moshtix.
Greetings again jokesters and hooligan makers! The Phonies wish to invite you to a truly spectacular evening of sydney's dopest live hip hop bands this Saturday the 21st June at the Gaelic Club. We'll be there supporting our good chums Rumpunch as they Launch their debut CD, and getting rawkus with their funky, reggae, hip hop tunes. Led by sydney's finest and most handsome rapper Tuka aka Tuka the sucker, their sound is uniquely sexy and their live show is fuelled with a full horn section and backup singers.
However the Phonies will be sure to steal the show with a revitalised set featuring a new indie rock track, an electro banger, and some fresh super smooth hip hop grooves. The Phonies Wardrobe department has also been hard at work creating the Phonies Winter Collection which they will be unveiling on stage during the show. In case you can't wait we have attached some exclusive sneak peeks of the boys in their winter attire, with a special appearance by "Teach" AKA "Referee....
The night kicks off with Basslines & Fresh Jams DJs who will get the party started. Please come and be part of the next generation of sydney's live music scene as Rumpunch and The Phonies turn the Gaelic Club into a hot steamy love jam with the rest of the rhyme lovers, groove enthusiasts and melody munters.
Doors open at 8pm, The Phonies on stage around 10pm, and tickets are $15 on the door or available through moshtix.
You know that i know you know!!!! Yeah I is tryin' to round up all the pastrycooks i can find and raise the dough to see you crumbs! All seriousness I WILL BE THERE! (bring ur eps if they are available yet) Cheers Stephen
