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The Bakery
Funk / Ska / Afro-beat

The Bakery & The Beast



SYDNEY, New South Wales
Australia

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Last Login:  11/12/2009
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Member Since1/9/2007
Band Websitewww.thebakery.net.au
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InfluencesBrains, Feet, Hands, Mouths, Ears, Hips, Genitals, Monkeys, Smarties, Babies, Intergalactic Space Marauders, cave men.
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Record LabelUnsigned


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Oct 18 2009 8:00P
Cockatoo Island COMEDY FESTIVAL Sydney, New South Wales
Oct 19 2009 8:00P
Cockatoo Island COMEDY FESTIVAL Sydney, New South Wales
Oct 31 2009 8:00P
Village Fair - Bathurst Bathurst, New South Wales
Nov 1 2009 8:00P
Hotel gearins Katoomba, New South Wales
Nov 7 2009 8:00P
Manning Bar Sydney, New South Wales
Nov 13 2009 8:00P
The Rainbow Hotel Melbourne, Victoria
Nov 14 2009 8:00P
The Lomond Hotel Melbourne, Victoria
Nov 15 2009 8:00P
Bar Open Melbourne, Victoria

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   About The Bakery
NOVEMBER 7 - MANNING BAR.


The Bakery have been variously described as:

“A rampaging gaggle of funkified love-children, triumphantly smearing their unique blend of ‘neo-orgasmic-sould-funk-jungle- party-core’ across the mental genitals of all those who hop aboard their party train”.

“An orgy of hedonistic cretins who wrangle like bavarian game hunters the sounds of booty-shaking-funk-lust, crafting them into burning soul-swords of badassity, and swinging them uproariously across the lands of killer fatness and sweet ear love”.

“An immense and burning shaft of bright groove energy that penetrates into the very depths of your soul, grasping it with full streangth and remolding it into an 18th century carousel packed to the brim with giggling children”.

“Modern day answers to the fundamental question plaguing us all: ‘who are we, and why are we all here?’.



Debut album 'The Bakery & The Beast'
available now. Order a copy:
orders@thebakery.net.au


Contacts:

Bookings:
Jesse Ricketson
0404 635 095
bookings@thebakery.net.au

Media:
Emily Collins
0415642235
media@thebakery.net.au

General Enquiries:
info@thebakery.net.au



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Dyke Destroyer

Dyke Destroyer



Nov 7 2009 3:45 AM

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The Domestics
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Nov 4 2009 12:30 PM

Hope to see you there
 

TeamPlastique

TeamPlastique



Oct 24 2009 1:28 PM

Virgins Do it Best Video that was made for us...
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DJ Monkey

DJ Monkey



Oct 22 2009 12:30 AM

"DJ Monkey …soul-stirring, excitingly edgy music…just disturbing (read ‘mind-f**king’) enough to demand attention. There is a whole spice rack of auditory flavors here, served up like fractured poetry on a collection of intensely listenable Hallmark cards from Hell."
 Bill Margold, Cinema Seen, L.A. X..Press
GARAGELAND

Garage Land



Oct 12 2009 8:41 AM


SNAP!

SNAP!



Oct 11 2009 2:03 AM


The Bennisons

The Bennisons



Sep 27 2009 10:56 AM

sweet set at marrickville today..

you guys are energy personified and the horns were freakishly tight.

warmed the afternoon up for everyone

daniel
Revolution Rock - A Joe Strummer Tribute Night 09

Joe Strummer



Sep 13 2009 7:24 AM




Brackets

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The Woohoo Revue

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Sep 11 2009 12:15 AM

“Melbourne based, The Woohoo Revue are rapidly making a name for themselves around Australia for their huge gypsy sound and flashy act. They are joined by Juke Baritone and the Swamp Dogs for their first show back since raising hell in the UK and Europe.”
   
Friday, October 2 at NOTES

Hope to see you there.

Woohoo
GARAGELAND

Garage Land



Sep 5 2009 1:01 AM


The Fantastic Terrific Munkle

The Fantastic Terrific Munkle



Sep 1 2009 11:01 AM

Hi there, just a last-minute note to let you know that the Munkle is playing at the underground wonderland that is Qirkz, this Thursday, 3rd September. We're supporting the inimitable Flap! from Melbourne. For those that don't know, Qirkz is an amazing new warehouse space, it's decked out with weird and wonderful trinkets, it's BYO and it's family-friendly... visit qirkz.com for more info. Hope you can make it!
B-Dub (EP out NOW!)

B-Dub (EP out NOW!)



Sep 1 2009 2:13 AM

Hey..

        I really enjoyed the show @ The Mac Hotel on the 20th. Came from Bathurst for it, and wasn't disappointed! I hear you guys may be at Peats Ridge festival? If so, sweet! I've got tickets for that. I gave UE from Jumbledat a call a coupla weeks ago, I hope they can make it too.. That'd be heaven for me, having the both of you there!

   Peacenlove,

   B-Dub
The Tango Saloon

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Aug 30 2009 1:52 AM

Hiya, we're making one of our rare live appearances at The Vanguard on September 17th. Book early as tickets are selling fast!




The Smiles

The Smiles



Aug 19 2009 8:13 AM

The Spiegel Tent is wicked. We played the recently here in Taranaki NZ.



the phonies

the phonies



Aug 11 2009 2:31 AM

hey blokes and woozas
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The Barons of Tang



Jul 29 2009 8:00 AM

return of skull man!!
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Jul 22 2009 11:52 AM

Bud Petal album launch Thursday night!

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The Woohoo Revue

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Jul 15 2009 11:01 PM

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BARFLY PROMOTIONS

BARFLY PROMOTIONS



Jul 15 2009 8:20 AM

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SOONERS

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The Woohoo Revue

The Woohoo Revue



Jul 12 2009 6:45 AM

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Monsieur Camembert & The Woohoo Revue at the Red Rattler

In what promises to be the finest combination since cheese and vegemite, Monsieur Camembert are teaming up with The Woohoo Revue to put on a spectacular gypsy dance show at the Red Rattler Theatre in Marrickville on Thursday 30th July. Doors at 8:00pm, Tickets $30.
Hope you can come along.
Woohoo
The Carnival of Electric Illusions

Electric Illusions



Jul 9 2009 4:02 AM

come to the carnival and celebrate HALLOWEEN IN JULY!!
cheap drinks b4 11pm
jam packed with performances and lots of scary times its going to be one HELL of a night!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAH

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SNAP!

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Jul 3 2009 11:39 AM


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