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Batteries
Surf / Hardcore

"We are Them. They are Us."

Duvall\ Bellingham\ Seattle, Washington
United States

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Last Login:  7/4/2008
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   Batteries: General Info
Member Since7/8/2005
Band Websitecoming soon
Band MembersKyle McCarthy - Throat, Lungs, Diaphragm, Sees Dead People

Dash Stone- Makes Vibrations on the little strings, Presses Buttons, Sees Undead People

Tommy Stonehocker - Bangs on Hollow Tubes, Provides Sexyness

Shiloh Smythe - Presses Buttons, Makes Vibrations on the little strings, Possesses a vast knowledge of random trivia

Nick Lonien- Makes Vibrations on the big strings, Satanic Ritual Advice


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InfluencesBauhaus, DNA, Samhain, The Locust, The Doors, Fritz Lange, Philip Glass, Square Pusher, Lon Chaney, 65 Days of Static, Daughters, David Lynch, Murder City Devils, Dmitri Shostakovich, Miles Davis, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Throbbing Gristle, Kronos Quartet, Vincent Price, Hella, Prurient, John McLaughlin, Bella Lugosi, Front 242, Dick Dale, Christian Death, An Albatross, Jesus Lizard, Edward Gory, consumerism, an apathetic public, Ahleuchatistas, you.
and so on... we could update this daily.

Sounds Likeif Lon Chaney, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Peter Graves and Vincent Price all had a party on the Forbidden Planet
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   About Batteries
The Batteries are brought to you Buy viewers like You.
We come to expose, exploit, and experience all that is the world of today.

Oh sure, you'll hear that we're evil, maniacal, plotting, scheming, devious crooks, out to steal your minds, and rob you of your earthly possessions.

this is mostly true EXCEPT:

we also aim to take over the world in a bloody robot holocaust, complete with zombie rampages and villains most foul.
until then however...
we'll be watching your brains closely!

now check out our tunes if you haven't already...
IF YOU DARE





Wanna Book Us?
Just send us a message.
or, send an email to
thebatteries@hotmail.com


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Brka.





Jun 23 2008 1:00 AM

yeah haha.

so i sent all my pictures from summer stage to the emailio...so...i"m not sure if your got them or not but it sent them!

-B
a s h / / /





Jun 22 2008 9:13 PM

hey.
your new songs are tasty.
Brka.





Jun 21 2008 11:03 PM

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i really...really couldn't help myself...

-B
OD.Photography





Jun 21 2008 9:03 PM

Hey so.. Pictures.. I.. have some..
Anyway:::
New set sounds absolutely top notch, but were those SERIOUSLY minor chords I heard at the end?? Weird.
Little Miss Sunshine





Jun 19 2008 3:08 PM

(gasp) you! i approve of your music.
:) happy un-birthday! to me? to you!
RETARD-O-BOT (NEW TOUR DATES)





Jun 5 2008 8:11 AM

<3
THE ALMIGHTY OFH!





May 30 2008 6:06 PM

Ruby Mimosa





May 20 2008 2:58 PM

Ka-Pow-Wow-WOW!!
xo
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Sparkles





May 20 2008 1:01 PM

Hey Batteries, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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May 19 2008 9:12 PM

Hey Batteries, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


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May 17 2008 12:52 PM

Hey Batteries, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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CARLY ANNE





May 9 2008 3:38 PM

you gents are amazing!

I'll always dig the Batteries' jams
OD.Photography





May 2 2008 11:54 PM

Ah by the way, I have some [a lot o.o] pictures up, checkemout if you dig.
Thanks again
Cody





May 2 2008 11:00 PM

great show tonight! it was just flat out good soundin'.
OD.Photography





May 2 2008 10:41 PM

finger puppets?? eeeh what the fuck?
small crowd- still a great show. sooper fun, thannksss guyss.
Martyrs of the Apollo Guild





Apr 29 2008 4:53 PM

Boys, I expect you to be there!!!
Mustache Themed Show!!!!!!! Grow it!!!!

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Apr 26 2008 8:34 AM

Hi there Batteries first of all we'd like to say thanks for being our myspace pal. We wanted to make sure you knew the reason incase we suddenly vanish off of your friends list. The movement we've started for indie artists has grown significantly and consumes all of our time these days. We seldom sign into our myspace account and this is making several people believe that we are ignoring them. We are not ignoring anyone, we wanted everyone to know that. What we're doing has become so busy we just don't have the time for myspace any longer, so in all honesty we are probably going to just close our myspace account.

Many people wanted to use us in the future so if you were one of those people make sure you bookmark the link below so that in the event that we do close our myspace account you won't lose contact with us. I wish you the best of luck in your music career. Thanks again for being our myspace pal.




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We have also built a pretty big music community which you are welcome to join if you want to meet new artists like yourself!
HOLLY STANFIELD





Apr 13 2008 11:32 AM

hey! sorry i couldn't make it to the show a couple days ago, my car decided to overheat and almost catch on fire on...thursday?? so i couldn't make it over there. i am sure it went well though. any other shows in the works?

xo
trevor





Apr 13 2008 10:45 AM

ELECTRO SHOW AT THE OFH!

friday april 25th.
4 bands.
1 dj
be there.
if you can.

THE WRECKING DEAD





Apr 12 2008 7:37 PM

CHEERS & BEERS!
Cody





Apr 12 2008 12:33 AM

You guys played a great set tonight, even if the sound people didn't know what they were doing! Any idea when the next show will be? The new songs sound amazing!
The Lathe Symphonic





Apr 8 2008 11:36 PM

Seriously, who does your posters? They're fucking amazing.
HOLLY STANFIELD





Apr 8 2008 10:50 PM

you know i will be there with as many people as i can squish in my ghetto station wagon, hahhaha.


does it really start at 6 though?!
Chelsea


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Apr 8 2008 2:03 PM

Is the show 6 or 8?
Stickshift





Apr 3 2008 8:27 PM

hey you guys fucking rock.


Just stopping by letting you know that your fucking amazing.
Lora Explora





Apr 3 2008 5:23 PM

hey so i saw some pictures that my friend took of you guys,
so i decided to check out your music,
and im really glad i did :)
because i realllly like your music.
Martyrs of the Apollo Guild





Mar 25 2008 5:01 PM

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aalexaa





Mar 23 2008 11:15 PM

Hey so get this:
for your next show.
I'm going to be in Italy.
Fuck right?
Lauren





Mar 19 2008 5:20 PM

So I reorganized my top 32 and you guys are #1

P.S. It's in alphabetical order.

I'm trying to go to the show on the 11th.
Fool!





Mar 16 2008 11:15 PM



this is for inspiration
 





Mar 10 2008 10:58 PM

:rock lobster:

p.1
I'm working on april 11th for
you as we speak.

p.2
Where you wanna go
...in summer?
Let me know yo's.

p.3
March 21st- yurtin' it up.
So come dance with me.

p.4
I adore you all.

sincerely yours,
hilary♥grumman
mandababy♥





Mar 7 2008 6:03 PM

come to ny :]
do ittttt
THE ALMIGHTY OFH!





Feb 27 2008 6:49 PM

Sprung Corpses


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Feb 27 2008 7:54 AM

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mandababy♥





Feb 22 2008 5:21 PM

your music is amazing :]
you guys should come to ny :]
i used to live in sultan. and i got like alot of people addicted to you :]
! P I L T U C !





Feb 22 2008 5:19 PM

DASH!!! I live in Seattle part time now!!! I want to see one of your shows. Where is Kirkland at???
Justin





Feb 22 2008 10:36 AM

Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
Ian





Feb 20 2008 10:00 PM

Yeah I draw a lot, but I hardly ever finish anything. I'm pretty sure a doctor somewhere out there would love to diagnose me with ADD.

That drawing was the result of an art history class I'm taking and a fine set of pricey but (*ahem*) free pens courtesy of Aaron Brothers.
Ian





Feb 15 2008 4:28 PM

Yeah I was pretty late so I only saw you guys play and that cookie monster band that played before you. Agreed though. Hanging and flyering would be most excellent.

- IAN!
Kassidyfreakkkk. [ae♥].





Feb 12 2008 3:27 PM

Mmmm.
Sound Off!... how'd it gooo?
aalexaa