Generalanything that starts with the letter cock.
Musicanything i think makes me look cool that i can steal from others. i'm a cellulite sponge! weeeeeeeee
Booksany foot porn, or grandma hand porn. i have old womans hands. :D
Heroespeople who will let me shite on their chests. MOOO, I'M A HEFFA.
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About me:Once, I shit on my bathroom tiles. I had such an ass blast that it caused the big bang. Chuck Norris hot pocketed my vag. It was exquisite. I'm a douche mongrel.
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP Be afraid.
Very afraid... of my picke clit!..
I LIKE TO PLAY THE VICTIM I LIKE TO PLAY THE LEADER I LIKE TO CAUSE THE SYMPTOMS BUT I DON'T LIKE TO FACE MY FEARS I'M AN ASSHOLE WITHOUT A CAUSE I'M A NO GOOD WITHOUT A VOICE I TRY TO PLAY LIKE I'M BAD AND BREAK LAWS BUT I'M REALLY JUST A TUB OF LARD THAT CHASES THE BOIZ. ~~~~ by someone far superior. to lysstard ;) ..
Who I'd like to meet:My real dad. I heard he's a whino that lives downtown in a really cool dumpster.
Anyone named heffer69 (my twin)
helen keller (i think she'd love me. no one else would!)
people who will hot pocket my vag (when you poo in a poonani)
drunk people who will think I'm somewhat attractive and will shove their cocks in my gaping hairy pickle cooch.
- Status: Single
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Income: Less than $30,000