Hey best myspace friend forever! I hope you are having the greatest life, because you are the reason I get up in the morning. This world needs more of you!!!
Terry Jones told us we are ‘very funny’, so to celebrate; here’s the first of a new bunch of web-exclusive mini-episodes. Made especially for you, oh tenacious myspace chum.
Hows it going buddy? There must be a ton of new music you can put me onto by now...
Little Dan is around til monday so i think he was going to try and get somthing going on in wimby on sat.
You up for it?
Hey Toooooby, How are you me old cockerspaniel catflap doormat tin can top hat wrap around trousers down on the left side no socks till lunchtime McBurger with no Salad just a pickle?
Whatcha been up to apart from reading the non sensical gobbledygook that i've just written?
Also make a note of the word Gobbledygook, I think you should use it more in conversation.
From your ever loving third cousin twice removed on your mother's side's faithfull toilet attendant from Burnley,
Jonny