In the beginning, there was the Big Fuckin Skull.
When or where It came from is unknowable and doesn't matter, but it was no doubt a really mean and shitty time and place. You know; the kind of time and place capable of producing a killer skull the size of Texas, filled with fuckin hatred. That kind of time, that kind of place. And that kind of skull.
At the dawn of human history, The Skull came to Earth, and made the planet Its own.
Then It had to go to some other place way across the universe and in another dimension to take over a bunch of other places.
To ensure that Earth stayed under Its control in Its absence, the Big Fuckin Skull organized squads of really tough skulls into platoons of six, and charged them with maintaining Its reign of blood and terror.
Over the history of Earth, new groups of skulls were formed, and old ones were destroyed in bloody fuckin battles.
As the eons rolled on and the Big Fuckin Skull did not return, some skulls began to work toward a new goal. In addition to maintaining the BFS' control over Earth and satisfying their impulses for violence, warfare, and destruction, they strove to find the Big Fuckin Skull, and get It to return to Earth.
One such group of skulls formed a rock and roll band.
JUNE 18 - TRIPLE ROCK - ALL AGES - 5PM - $14 *STREET DOGS*, SHOT BAKER, SPENT .50'S, PONX ATTAX!
JUNE 22 - TRIPLE ROCK - 18+ (SORRY) - 8PM - $15 *THE GERMS* (With all original members, and featuring Shane West on vocals. for those that don't know he was Darby Crash in the movie about The Germs "What We Do Is Secret") *KRUM BUMS*, VIRGIN WHORES!
JUNE 27 - ECLIPSE RECORDS - ALL AGES - 6PM - $6 *AHSERS* (Featuring MARK from THE UNSEEN & A GLOBAL THREAT) DIMINISHED, MENTAL PUNK RELIEF & TBA. (flyer coming soon)
Can I be the bearded skull? Here's the chorus to my song..He's the bearded skull his beard raps around the world ten fold if you fuck with him he'll grow on your chin then make you kill puppies and your next of kin.
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