I love Star Wars, Marvel Comics, and all things Tolkien. I have an unhealthy obsession with Psylocke, Tenel Ka, and Jaina Solo. Yeah, I'm a geek, but I'm a military geek. I know how to shoot people, make fun of me and I'll keel you. I tend to find myself saying the word "Boobies" more than ten times a day and it doesn't frighten me. I was a Commo guy in the Army and everyone knows that when Commo deploys, it's one long gay joke. I'm serious. Some of the gayest shit happens in the radio and computer room. We try to out-gay each other. I've gotten to the point where I don't mind a guy's hand on my thigh, but if he rubs it, there's the line that's just been crossed. I am heterosexual. I love women and their parts. I love having boobies in my face. I love the taste of the vomens and all that greatness Hmm... what else interests me? Porn. Yeah, porn is another thing. I like porn a lot. I've made my own, that's how much I love it. I know you women probably look down on me for this, but I don't care. If no one is taking care of my needs, then porn is happy to do it for me. Hmm... I used to like computers until my job revolved around them, now they fairly annoy the living piss out of me. Well, maybe not computers, but the people who use them. Jesus Christ, people, if you don't know how to fix it, GET SOMEONE WHO DOES! I like blowing shit up. Blowing shit up is fun. I've never killed anyone, so don't ask. I've thought about it. A lot. No follow throughs, though.
Music
Why is all music crap now-a-days? Bah, I listen to just about anything except for country, gospel, and emo. I've asked people "What is emo?" and they list off a bunch of names that I've never heard of. I've listened to a few songs and have come away with migraines. Hence, they are now hated with a passion.
Movies
Star Wars through and through. The Lord of the Rings movies had awesome battles, but I would have preferred if they'd have followed the books a little more. Uh... what else? I've liked just about every Marvel movie that's come out (with exceptions of Daredevil and Elektra). Sin City and 300 were freakin' sweet. Transformers was God-like. I'm so glad Michael Bay didn't destroy my dream. The Dark Knight has easily made it's way onto my top 10 movies of all time. If I actually listed every movie I liked, I think I'd get warned or whatever MySpace does.
Television
Hmm... not much comes on TV that's good anymore. "Lost" has become my new crack. Family Guy owns your soul. As does Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab and just about anything else on Adult Swim. MXC also owns your soul, if you know what this is, I love you. Uh... what else? How I Met Your Mother has become a new obsession. Hilarious. South Park is classic. I probably watch too much WWE than is healthy for a heterosexual male. What can I say? I love watching sweaty men beat each other up. And Divas. Mm... Maria. Hmm... that should do it for now.
Books
Tolkien is fucking God. 'Nuff said. Star Wars books are cool, too. Uh... Comic books own my soul. X-Men (almost all series'), Spider-Man, The Avengers, Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, I know there are more... but I'm having a brain fart, so that'll do for now. Get over it.
Heroes
Carnage, The Captain from MXC, Maria from WWE (I just want to do very great things to her body), The Tick, Darth Freaking Vader (not the pussy from the prequel movies, I'm talking about the mother fucker that lifts you a foot off the ground and chokes your ass), Spider-man (he IS the funniest superhero alive), Deadpool (okay, so HE'S the funniest super... guy alive), myself, my parents, and a few others or something. I don't fucking know.
About me: I just got out of the Army and am so glad to leave that lifestyle behind. Goodbye, Iraq. Helloooooooo, ladies. There's not much to me other than I FUCKING ROCK! Yeah, that's right. I. Fucking. Rock.
I'd prove it, but all the stuff would just blow your mind. So, I'll just say that because I'm in the Army and I've been to Iraq three times now then I rock. I've worn a shirt in a hostile zone that says "I didn't vote and I didn't die. Fuck you, P. Diddy." and I'm still not dead yet? Yeah, I fucking rock. So... what else can I put here? I live in Gainesville, FL. GO GATORS! I've been deployed to Iraq. Three mother fucking times. You don't know how good you have it until you're deployed to the anus of the world. I do not kid. Iraq is the fucking anus of the world. It smells like shit and it looks like shit, so it must be shit, right? Bah... Um... yeah, I guess I'm good for now. I'm ill-tempered most times, I hate drama, I laugh easily, and I love to blow shit up. That's me in a fucking nutshell. WOO! I'M OUT, BITCHES!
Mmm, I just realised I'm 1cm taller than you! Sorry to hear you're sick again, this is totally fooked up. What's going on??? Take care little one <3 (see, I can call you little one, cause I'm taller and older). Ang xoxo
You were combination the naked guy and the bee guy, which makes shit even worse since now I've come to realize there are TWO people I apparently want to see naked.
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