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Member Since	4/11/2007
Band Members	John the Rat - fingers and cat gut, yelping. Rawl Ronson - plectrum and cat gut, when the baby says he can anyways. Cumbrian Drunk - doing John the Rat’s work as he can’t be arsed with that guitar shit. The S-Dog - Drumming and that. Golf Punk - He does Drumming and that as well.
Influences	John the Rat - Simon Weston, Geoff Capes, codeine phosphate, and not being allowed to drive, watersports. Rawl Ronson - looking like people, especially Chris Kamara and Danny Glover, tights, and meals consisting of fish and garlic. Cumbrian Drunk - ladyboys and a mysterious act known only as "DB"????? Golf Punk - emo covers, the bummerdome, bafta awards made of real bronzed faces.
Sounds Like	fuck knows, we only here it from stage and it sounds canny crap up there.
Record Label	Distraction Records
Type of Label	Indie

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Star And Shadow Cinema	Jun 17 2009 12:02 AM A change of line up for this Thursday's gig featuring PLEASE. Temple Of Mithras have now been replaced in their absence by Glasgow's Gummy Stumps, as well as Lobster Priest who have also been added to the bill. A turn of luck not to be missed! LISTEN: PLEASE GUMMY STUMPS LOBSTER PRIEST x
Star And Shadow Cinema	Jun 10 2009 11:41 AM LISTEN: PLEASE TEMPLE OF MITHRAS X
Les Cox (sportifs)	May 17 2009 1:35 PM Very last minute but sure to be brilliant gig! Not to be missed! X
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the guineapig club Online Now!	Apr 17 2009 7:01 PM hey my uncles band!! lol
Star And Shadow Cinema	Apr 12 2009 1:54 PM An evening of instrumental splendour, featuring - DAS BOTON (Chicago, US) Members of Five Style, Heroic Doses, The Sea And The Cake and Euphone play an explosive and energetic blast of techicolour, Drum, Bass, and Guitar wig out Rock with nods to 60s and 70s New Orleans and early 90s post punk. Features ex Sub Pop guitar ace Billy Dolan and Euphone Drum God Ryan Rapsys. Not to be missed! ((( LISTEN ))) CISSY (Leeds, UK) Angular and scratchy post Funk from this Leeds quartet. 'Like Captain Beefheart doign Afro Beat' ((( LISTEN ))) B E A K (Sunderland, UK) Ruffled feathers, heavy riffage and even the occasional blast of trumpet from masked members of This Aint Vegas, Razmataz Lorry Excitement and The Week That Was. ((( LISTEN ))) Thursday 16th April at the Star And Shadow Cinema, Newcastle. Starts at 8pm. Cost is five pounds on the door X
Les Cox (sportifs)	Mar 26 2009 7:52 PM If you're not gonna write any new songs or do any gigs, at least get your cock out or summat! X
Catfood By Seven	Feb 19 2009 11:04 PM
Exernia	Jan 22 2009 3:14 PM New song 'Bazooka Joe' is up. Its a Big Black cover n since ya an Albini fan ya might appreciate it
Nathalie Stern	Dec 4 2008 8:20 PM Hey, this is happening on 17th December - see you there? Nx
Distraction Online Now!	Nov 30 2008 11:13 AM This takes place this Thursday! See you there? d.x. Distraction presents Kania Tieffer, a otter-fixated Chick On Speed cacking out pleasantly disturbed lo-fi fake nonsense r'n'b and vitriolic electropop with cheap children's keyboards, a battered old computer and an electric guitar, in an unmissable live show. Support comes from sample stealing, tune pinching, melody wrecking a-moral wrong-uns and kings of nostalgia-core Radgepackets, and pointlessly hostile bootmash-noisewhore-wrongtronica idiot Dressed In Wires! Cor! Only 4 quid in, kick-off at 8pm, find out more here!
Catfood By Seven	Nov 27 2008 12:05 PM
Exernia	Nov 24 2008 12:58 PM Alright mate i havent been on in ages either since ive ran out of internet in me house. Aye i tried extracting the paramol but not sure what went wrong, the gunk like the paracetimol didnt really seperate out from the codeine. I tasted it but tasted foul unfortunatly. That wild lettuce on the otherhand is really good for the money ya pay tho. I got some thurs, and extracted it on friday. Me and me mate were playin on Pro Evo and didnt even realise the game finished haha, pure daze. Its a bit like codeine and green at the same time.
Exernia	Nov 17 2008 3:31 PM Kool i'll see if i can get there. I checked out that cars can be blue, didnt realise they were comin all the way from america. Some canny poppy tunes with viral lyrics, reminds me of the old TV show Daria for some reason. The gig was a bit of a mess to be honest, that band from Paris were meant to be kippin at mine but it was s shit turnout so we couldnt pay em the 150 quid the were owed, so the froggies we're goin off it like. They just fucked off in the end but yknow, there French anyway. I think i insulted one of them by sayin how scruffy a city Paris is. Whats on the cards 2day anyway mate? I think am gonna try that paramol a bit later, can ya just get it from Boots? Cheers man
Exernia	Nov 14 2008 11:21 AM Ah yeah the Elms is nice like. I live on claremont terrace, its them big houses opposite st anthonys school like, its a nice place. Ya should think about it like, Ashbrook's always got somewhere decent to offer. Bugger thats shit like, i know of a drummer if ya were stuck mind. Kool man i'll check em out. Ya shud try n head down to Sunderland for a gig soon coz me mates are puttin on gigs at the voodoo room, got a band on 2moro from Paris that sound a bit like battles. Its that catfoodbyseven promotions on ya myspace
Les Cox (sportifs)	Nov 14 2008 12:42 AM Haway! Biscuit Fever's only been played 6 times! Your fans are stupid! x
Exernia	Nov 13 2008 8:11 PM Oh forgot to mention i live in Ashbrooke with me lass, where abouts did ya live?
Exernia	Nov 13 2008 8:10 PM Kool mate i aint heard of them bands im afraid, was before my time as am only 21. Yeah ya can get the stuff online ive orderd 100 grams for a fiver like, seems like a bargin to me. The shit is meant to be like opium supposidly. If ya go on...www. erowid. org and look up Lactuca virosa it tells ya ppl's experiences etc. Seems interestin anyway. Yeah ive got facebook, i use myspace more but sure i will add ya marra
Exernia	Nov 13 2008 12:35 PM Paramol ey...i'll have to give that a whirl mate, ive never had dehydracodine before but ive read up on it. Aah kool sounds good, i live in sunny Sunderland, its pretty shit, especially the music scene. How old are you and the ppl in ya band coz uve been playin for a canny while apparently. Have ya ever heard of wild lettuce before?
Exernia	Nov 12 2008 11:03 AM Aye too right, diet heroin. I used to get thru all of me tablets in a day or 2 when i had a prescription then just leave it til another few wks. I got a coffee filter from argos n when me arthritus gets bad i use neurophen-plus tablets n extract them from there. Dont seem to get the itches from tht way somehow, dunno why. So where were ya livin before?
Exernia	Nov 11 2008 6:32 PM Nice1 mate, i used to work at the courts at chester le st, was pretty shit tbh, used to wank in the toilets and the manager was a wanker himself. Kool where dya ya codeine from? I used to have a hernia (hence exernia) not long ago and got them on a regular basis. Ive got psriatic arthritus so helps with that inall lol, good crack man, i'll consider that site marra
Exernia	Nov 11 2008 3:56 PM Haha rights man, let me know when yas are on in xmas time and i'll pop down. Shud be good crack. I reckon she'd be pear, dont ask why. I reckon a schoolie would be blueberry or blubblegum coz i associate blueberry with children haha, sorry for the joke we just like polo's thats all. Nice1 shud try n do a gig sometime like
Exernia	Nov 11 2008 11:05 AM Haha, do ya's do any gigs yaselvs? Aye its a canny mad name, i thought if ya could put a straw in a pussy and suck, what sort of fruit flavour would a certain person be. Anyhow, its hard to describe i suppose maybe something a bit stonery but some songs we have are quite heavy to the point of doomy. I think we're goin for a crossover of earth and acid king maybe. I think we may be giggin in a couple of months but we lack a bass player atm
Exernia	Nov 10 2008 6:57 PM Cheers mate. Nah not rly am afraid, its just a daft music project ive got goin with me mates, like jammin with em n recordin. Ive got a band tho, only new called Slush Pussy. Hopefully will be gettin some gigs soon!
Exernia	Nov 9 2008 10:29 PM Cheers for the add marra's, got some canny mad tunes. Keep in touch

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