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the bitter tears
Western Swing / Screamo / Showtunes

"Peter Pan donkey-punched me..."

CHICAGO, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  8/19/2008
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   Contacting the bitter tears

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/thebittertears  

   the bitter tears: General Info
Member Since9/1/2004
Band Websitethebittertears.com
Band MembersAlan oral, guitar, accordian, brass
Mike oral, bass, brass, banjo, strings
Foster percussion trainee
John piano
Greg trombone, vocals, slide whistle
Sounds LikeSour Vaudvillians on a joy ride with Webb Pierce and the Vienna Boys Choir
Record Labelroydale
Type of LabelIndie








   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Sep 26 2008 8:00P
Carrot Top Records Sweet 16th Anniversary Show at the Hideout chicago, Illinois
Nov 17 2008 9:00P
Empty Bottle chicago, Illinois

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   About the bitter tears

Website: thebittertears.com
All inquires: mr_scalpone@thebittertears.com

"...Thank God for the creative, uber-feisty cabaret edge on this local band's country-fried rock 'n' roll" - Chicago Tribune, Feb.11th, 2008

Punk Planet 71, December 2005 "Chicago’s got a new contender. Brought up by sideshow gypsy warriors, acid-folk progressives, and genius Broadway composers, this group of strapping gentleman are out of the gates and elevated onto some next level shit. Orchestrated in madness, wits, and a sense of humor, I’m placing all my bets on the Bitter Tears." (BM)

The Bitter Tears' debut album "The Grinning Corpse Who Went To Town" available now at itunes.com!




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nathan





Jun 26 2008 1:12 AM

i figured you out.
you're totally all into roy orbison.
katod





Jun 10 2008 5:31 AM

i think actually that saffron is the most expensive spice for me and you.
Sam





Jun 10 2008 10:15 PM

You guys should do a show in the U.P., maybe.
Dr. Killbot





Jun 4 2008 9:52 AM

You owe us child support fuckers!

Dr. Killbot subteranean June 5th 2008
Ninwitch





Jun 4 2008 5:03 AM

Who is the you that you think you are? We are the borg.
Ninwitch





May 25 2008 7:26 AM

juicy
minor mine





May 5 2008 8:43 AM

hi guys,
thanx for being our friends,
very nice sounds in your space,
keep on...
katod





Feb 15 2008 1:55 AM

you've done it again, boys, another fantastic show!
Molly





Feb 14 2008 10:12 PM

well you openned for Nina and you blew my mind....energy, emotion, facial expressions, breathing...i loved it! if you are ever in need of some photography, eye for an eye!
Flecton Big Sky





Feb 14 2008 9:08 PM

happy velentines day to one of the best bands you could ever see live.
xo
Roger





Feb 14 2008 3:24 AM

so sad RIP to the greatest person ever. See you in heaven :*(

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.518729.cn
Lauren





Feb 13 2008 7:05 AM

you guys were wonderful and hysterical at the hideout. thanks for playing!
joesepi





Feb 9 2008 4:25 AM

see you soon!
UNICYCLE LOVES YOU





Feb 7 2008 5:51 PM

can't wait to finally see you guys in action on monday!
Hutch





Feb 5 2008 11:38 PM

really great stuff. made my day. thanks.
matthew mcccune





Dec 31 2007 10:58 PM

so how bout that album?
H





Dec 4 2007 11:53 PM

I was going to say that I would have gotten up early to see you at the Second City benefit, if only I lived in the area...

and then I read on that Robbie Fulks and Jason Molina, only two of my favorite songwriters in all the world, not to mention some schlepp named Jeff Tweedy, are performing as well!

Curses!
BANDWIDTH





Nov 4 2007 12:37 AM

Can't wait to see you and the sandwich shop next week!!!

hope you guys are well!!!
best!
Decapante





Oct 30 2007 9:42 AM

The Bitter Tears... such a big band.

Cheers, guys!

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Holli





Oct 25 2007 1:30 AM

I'm in Califone's top friends. Now why am I not in yours?
Lashea: bad ideas on a beautiful day





Oct 22 2007 7:57 AM

wow i'm so hyped i had to tell you, i actually decided to try one of those free cash card offers, you know that $500 Macys one, and it really did work i couldn't believe it. you should go here and get one too, see what i mean...?

Yiannis





Oct 18 2007 10:00 PM

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Thanks For Your Friendship
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC
Take Care :-)
Yiannis
Libby





Oct 15 2007 10:21 PM

Hey, you have the same hair as me.
StrayDogCafe





Oct 7 2007 6:36 PM

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Jamey





Oct 6 2007 3:26 PM

You guys ought to come to Houston!
Tijuana Hercules





Sep 29 2007 2:50 PM

Well, really..I'm a bit of a Saks man, myself.
Lucky Gator Records





Sep 13 2007 7:17 PM

see ya in October!
Flecton Big Sky





Aug 31 2007 4:57 PM

alan - hope all goes or is going well in Poland ... mike - thanks for the music you put down ... greg - sorry i missed ya ... the rest of you'se - well i hope to see the whole ensemble sooner rather than later. i think i'm back in chicago for mixing around the 5th so do let me know if you guys have any shows around that time ... perhaps i'll arrive earlier or stay later if all y'alls is playing.
be well ...
Thrashing Marlin





Aug 28 2007 4:51 AM

she is just ASKING to get her myspace page deleted with pictures like that!!! what a slut!

http://www.msplinks.com.ZdwsbasmqPjkLlopldvbEctqwy.hBroCQUlwWv.NIgUTtQLdjY.iyhgw5x.cn
Joanna





Aug 15 2007 10:59 PM

just heard spark of pleasure on wluw!!!
DJBARB WIRE





Aug 4 2007 7:13 PM

Your gang of four are officially members of the vampire club. Well done. Special qualities are required to watch the sunset as it rises.
Once again, thank you for joining me on The Barb Wire Show.
Timothy Stevens





Aug 4 2007 10:03 AM

Man am I bummed I didn't catch the 'LUW bloodletting. Any chance you will release a CD box set of the event. I'll trade you an infamous pre-judy green rehearsal tape wherein much liquor was consumed and a fall down occurred (audio only); first I have to find it. Please carry on as you were.
Dr. Karenble





Aug 1 2007 2:07 AM

Radio play? That's too mainstream to be cool!

Nice job.
*BRILLIANT PEBBLES*





Jul 24 2007 7:47 AM

hiya greg , we recorded Milemarker together, this is my band now
Flecton Big Sky





Jul 12 2007 1:41 PM

this morning i woke up and realized i had had a dream wherein i was explaining to someone that they were in the bitter tears but they didn't hear or believe me (i'm not sure which it was) so i was repeating myself.

anyways.

when i woke up i was crying and my 127 thread count sheet was cold in the groin area. you know that cold like that cold you get when you urinate upon a sleeping vessel and awaken in said urine? good because that's the cold i am referring towards.

well i guess the moral is don't scream "you're in bitter tears!" over and over.

now mine eyes are stingy.

yes. stingy.

my visions are limited and my rash needs a diaper.

please stop hiding in my voices.
Dr. Karenble





Jul 8 2007 4:56 AM

Great show last night! The audience was quite engaged.