The Blessed Order Of Fallen Stars are not a cult, nor are they not occult.
the driving force and talent behind "the 55's" have risen from the ashes and taken to the skies. Through a process of musical alchemy "The Blessed Order..." came upon the perfect form of audio delight, ripped from the hands of angels.
"contrary to popular belief cobras do not in fact dance to the music of the snake charmer, they do however dance to the music of the blessed order of fallen stars."
This trio of lovely lads have been preparing to unleash their musical blitzkreig upon the world since early 2008.
Al Nolan's guitar used to be attached to his body until one summers eve he challenged the devil to a duel with swords.
When Al plays his guitar nowadays he uses a strap, but we dont mind.
Elvis Valentine's bass expertise has been utilised by the Ministry Of Defence in an attempt to recreate the infamous Philadelphia Experiment.
Sadly they only succeeded in creating the brown note. Well that and some sweet ass tunes
Elvis is an elusive little piece of candy!
Boom!!!
"POPTASTIC TUNES FILTERED THROUGH A CHAINSAW... GLORIOUS HARMONIES, BUZZ SAW GUITARS, HEARTSTOPPING DRUMS... A ROCKING LIVE SHOW..."
Chris Vernon, Fists Against Logic Fanzine
"MAKES YOU WANT TO TURN THE VOLUME UP, JUMP IN THE CAR AND DRIVE AS FAST AS YOU CAN TIL YOUR EARS START TO BLEED.
4 STARS"
Vinylpuppet.com
"WHAT BEGINS WITH A CERTAIN BRUSQUENESS GIVES WAY TO REAL HEART."
Jamie Brown, isthismusic?
"...IF 90 PERCENT OF BANDS COULD PRODUCE ROUGH DEMOS THIS GOOD, 99 PERCENT OF BANDS TODAY WOULD BE OUT OF FUCKING BUSINESS AND BACK STACKING SHELVES WHERE THEY BELONG."
Alex, Online Editor 'THE SKINNY'
AYE HEs USING SAMS ON STRICT ORDERS IF HE CHUCKS IT HE FOLLOWS IT!..........YEH HE SAYS HE IS TRYING TO GET THIS SEASONS MUST HAVE FROCK..........IT COULD BE A LAURA ASHLEY NUMBER............HE CALLED ME A NUTTER THE OTHER DAY!..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMM!..............SAYS THE MAN IN THE DRESS EH.....LIKE YHE NEW YOUS............THAT IS A CRAKIN PIC THO!........RICHIE CANT HAVE PULL A POSE...........GET HIM IN A DRESS!
WE PLAYED REALLY WELL LAST NIGHT.........IT WAS A BLAST!.......GREAT LINE UP OF BANDS............AND A GOOD CROWD!..........EVEN UGLY BABY TURNED UP AFTER THEIR GIG AT BANNERMANS!!.............GO GIVE GLASGOW SOME ORDER!
HEY GOT YOUR NICE MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR MIC BEING BROKEN!....DONT KNOW NOWT ABOUT THAT....IF I DID I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU...I SEEM TO GET BLAMED FOR A LOT OF THINGS THESE DAYS....BUT IT USALLY TURNS OUT TO BE OTHER PEOPLE.....MUST JUST BE ME I GUESS>>>>ANYHOW GIG AT ARK ON 20th is YOURS.......BE THE BLESSEDS OR WHOEVER YOU WANNA BE....STEPHEN
THE ILLUMINATA EH? IF THEY CAN PULL A CROWD BRING THEM ALONG... BUT IF ANY YOUR MASONIC BROTHERS THINK THERE GETTIN IN FREE WITH ANY DODGY HANDSHAKES THEY'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING... THEY'LL HUV TAE PEY LIKE ANY CUNT ELSE... HOLLA BACK IF ANY THOSE MASONIC BITCHES HAVE GOT A PROBLEM WAY THAT... THE ARCHBISHOP OUT!!!