Death Metal Shawn
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Male
32 years old
Da Ruff Syde, Wisconsin
United States
Last Login: 4/25/2008
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Death Metal Shawn's Interests
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| General | I wear leather
I wear spikes
I rule the niiiiiight.
I love anything that inspires laughter, amusement, and when possible, the ease of mental anguish most people seem to want to carry around with them. I love music and sports. I like anything that provokes thought. I also have an affinity for oxygen and food. I find shelter to be underrated as well.
1.A Nice Tribute My Friends Did For Me
2.My pro football blog (updated weekly).
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| | Music | 1.Death Metal (Death, Pestilence, Impaled, Carcass, Brutality, Obituary, Bloodbath, etc.)
2.Grindcore/ Goregrind (Birdflesh, Anal Cunt, Amoebic Dysentery, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Torsofuck, Waco Jesus, etc.)
3.Thrash (M.O.D., Nuclear Assault, Overkill, Heathen, Destruction, Tankard, etc.)
4.Classical (Mozart, Greig, Paganini, Rossini, etc.)
5.Rap (Public Enemy, Necro, Circle Of Tyrants, ICP, Monoxide, Jedi Mind Tricks, NWA, etc.)
6.Avant-Garde/ New Age/ Abstract stuff (Praxis, Frank Zappa, Mike Patton, Kitaro, Mr. Bungle, John Zorn, Pink Anvil, Sun City Girls, etc.)
7.Blues (Robert Johnson, Lightnin' Hopkins, etc.)
8.Jazz (old and instrumental jazz only)
9.Blugrass (instrumental only)
1.Death Metal (Why Do We Listen To That Noisy Shit???) 2.What I've been listening to lately...
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| | Television | Tonya drew this because she's talented. She's more talented than tall.
(The following was written by my friend Carl the Viking. If he were a cow, he'd be udderly genius.)"It seems as though I was not very old when I first became aware of the train. Usually, children had much less to do with it than adults, and as such, we gave it much less thought. It came through my town as randomly as it did regularly, but we paid it little mind. It had always been there, probably always would be, but it also represented the unknown. We knew what a train was, we could see the different cars and sections, but that wasn't the unknown part. The train would come at different times, people would board the various cars, and it would speed off into the night. But we never knew where the train would go, and the people who got on board were never seen again. Some people claimed to know the trains final destination, although they had never taken it themselves, while others simply admitted they did not know. Sometimes we pretended the train wasn't there, other times we played on the tracks as if to taunt it. The train almost always instilled a sense of dread within us, which would sometimes later be accompanied by an innate curiousity, perhaps even nervous anticipation. It was something most of us didn't spend much time thinking about until we were older, but sooner or later, each of us would take the train and find out where it went. I enjoyed living in my hometown, but I knew that I could not and would not stay there indefinitely. One day I would climb onto any of the various sections of the train and be whisked away to an unknown future. As I stared into the pitch black tunnel that penetrated the hills bordering my town, I often wondered where it led. Perhaps after entering, the train would eventually emerge into another valley, larger than the one I had known, full of new sights and wonders. At other times, I suspected the tunnel went no further than the heart of the mountain, where the train would bury itself in rock and darkness forever, and all its passengers along with it. To dwell upon it seemed futile to me, as it would yield no answers to my questions without a boarding pass, and to ignore it completely was equally useless as my eventual passage was inevitable. I reasoned to myself that I would enjoy my hometown while I was there, treasure friends and family while I could, and board the train with dignity and bravery at the appointed time. And in so doing, I achieved some degree of transcendance out of childhood, and became slightly more prepared to ride the train that is death."
| | Books | The Last Few Book's I've Read: Most Recent Is At The Top Of The List.
| | Heroes | Chuck Schuldiner!
Ray Steel
Leo Castro
Tonya Wille
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Impaled Through The Brain, www.TampaBayMojo.com, Quantum Level Of Chaos, EMO SUCKS!!!, The Steve Worship Group, USDM: United States of Death Metal, METAL SHOP, Hot Metal Radio
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Death Metal Shawn's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Memphis, Tennessee | | Body type: | 6' 11" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | professional lazy fucker, part-time fat fuck | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Death Metal Shawn's Schools
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Pinellas Park High School
Largo, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: concentration??? me ?!?!?!?!?
Clubs: The Fraternal Order of Metal Warriors
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Death Metal Shawn's Companies
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Quantum Chaos
Pinellas County, Florida US
Lead Vocalist
Flesheating division
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August 2004 to July 2007
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Goodwill Industries Suncoast
St. Crackwhoreburgh, Florida US
The Overlord Of Fried Chicken
Purchasing
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August 2001 to Present
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About me:
All you need to know about me, as described by Tonya. Warning, this will be graphic, but for the rest of you...
Why hello folks, my name is Shawn. I am probably the most interesting person you'll have met right this second, and no doubt will be forgotten by the time you click off my page. I live in a cottage in South Central Mexico. No, wait, that was a lie. I have a healthy appetite for music, football, and, of course fried chicken. I like to watch Shakira videos on 'mute'. I'm pretty tall for also being a hairy bastard, thus I am often mistaken for the lead character in those "Messing With Sasquatch" commercials. I have a great broad in my life. She obviously has a high tolerance for stupidity. I have two young sons are are quite well behaved (compared to say hyenas on cocaine). I have a plethora of friends, but as is usually the case, they call me Mr. Personality because I'm so ugly.
ME AND THE CUNTSQUAD (10/19/07)
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet anyone that has an abstract sense of humor. I'd also like to meet Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson so I could give them hugs. That way, they know that not all white people sit around our magic White Table and plot how we are gonna keep them down. I'd like to meet Fred Durst, so that I may laugh at him, rather than with him. Also, it would bring me pleasure to meet all the residents of Saskatchewan, just because their province has a cool name.
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