This page is dedicated to those who are as passionate about metal music as I am. OK, you don't have to be AS into metal as me, but you have to at least have a nice passing interest in it. Besides my love for my family and friends, metal music is to me the greatest part of life on Earth.
Since I've also decided to start using this as a main profile of late, my other passions in life are pro football, pro basketball, fried food, comedy in all forms, and muthaphukkin' Netflix!! I'm a late arriving Sopranos junkie too. Thanks to Netflix, I'm watching all the episodes in order, since I missed them first time around.
I have an incredible chick in my life, Maretta, and three sons that would make any sane man proud, Dominique, Xyon, and Orion.
Life exists to be enjoyed, so I recommend laughter and amusement. Laugh and the world laughs with you. I even laugh at you. I laugh mostly at myself, and the general absurdity, complexity, and beauty of life itself. Everything is funny. Especially you. Funny bastards. Rock the fuck on!
My 3 favorite albums ever:
1)Pestilence - "Testimony Of The Ancients"
2)Death - "Symbolic"
3)Tiamat - "Wildhoney"
Fayette Ware Comprehensive High School
Somerville,TN
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Your mother.
Minor: Your sister.
Clubs: Plundering, Pillaging, and Shredding Faces With Megasonic Noise.
1990 to 1994
Pinellas Park High School
Largo, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: concentration??? me ?!?!?!?!?
Clubs: The Fraternal Order of Metal Warriors
1990 to 1994
Death Metal Shawn's Companies
Quantum Chaos Pinellas County, Florida US Lead Vocalist Flesheating division
August 2004 to July 2007
Goodwill Industries Suncoast St. Crackwhoreburgh, Florida US The Overlord Of Fried Chicken Purchasing
August 2001 to Present
Death Metal Shawn is only on Facebook now. Look me up by my email address deathmetalshawn@yahoo.com Posted at 11:17 AM Sep 15 view more
Who I'd like to meet: This is my former band Quantum Chaos playing our song "Asylum Cries". I was the vocalist. It was from our last show ever, on 3/24/07 @ the Brass Mug in Tampa. Thanks to Tonya and Chris for filming it.
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My Most Often Played Songs (1/1/09 - 7/1/09)
Just letting you know that George Lynch from Dokken and Lynch Mob is coming into town tomorrow night sept 22nd at the House of Thor (670 N Mendenhall) with his new band Souls of We. I am asking you to make a few announcements if possible. I know this is very short notice, but we just got the call from him Yesterday. Thank you for your time
******Bands******* The Omni Project- (Tampa & Tallahassee) Xylose - (St Pete) Operation+execute- (Louisiana) Guilty by Design- (Tampa) 9th Evolution- (St Pete) Syncrisis- (Tampa) --------------------
******Artists******* Sage- (Clearwater) Feightner- (New York) Xzanthia- (St Pete) Kat Lynes- (Georgia) Carlos Pans Paz- (Tampa) Blue- (St Pete) ---------------
*****DJ's******* DJ Synthestruct (Orlando) Plague (Tampa) DJ Maus- (Tampa) ---------------
Psycho: It places the cell phone in its hand, and texts back. It does this whenever it has sent a text that has been replied to or when it has been sent a text.
Dork: I just got a new cell phone, and I'm a texting dork.
Psycho: It places the cell phone in its hand, and texts back. It does this whenever it has sent a text that has been replied to or when it has been sent a text or else it gets slapped.
[to the voices in psycho's head, "the gang"]
Psycho:
Yes, it will, Gang, won't it? It will get slapped!
Dork:
Okay...
okay... okay. Psycho, if you let me learn how to text I won't - I won't forget to text back whenever someone has replied to a text I sent or when someone has sent me a text,
I promise. See, I'm an attention whore...You know that already. Psycho:
Now it places the cell phone in its hand.
Dork:
Please! Please I want to be a texting dork! I want to be a texting dork, please!
Psycho:
It places the cell phone in its hand.
Dork:
I want to be a texting dork! Please I want to be...
Psycho:
Put the fucking cell phone in your hand and learn how to text!
Aside from the Tampa prefix, I didn't recognize the # that popped up with that DRI message. But returning home tonight from being away and seeing your current avatar lends itself to the theory that it was indeed you as I suspected.
Hey bud - it was so awesome to actually hang with you in person for once! Thanks again for the swag too! I tried finding you on the way out but had no luck, wasn't sure if you had left already.
We'll be there. Got a babysitter for the night. I'll find out if the Hut is hiring when I go in tomorrow. Didn't see the interview you did, but I'll check it out.
Online Now!
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I'm liking the "new and improved" Facebook Shawn, btw. Cheers!
