Aerosmith
Rolling Stones
Led Zeppelin
Eagles
AC/DC
Boston
Def Leppard
Van Halen
ZZ Top
Journey
Queen
Styx
Deep Purple
Kiss
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Judas Priest
Guns 'n Roses
Billy Squier
Night Ranger
Bon Jovi
Ladies And Gentlemen... The Boinkers…. Who the heck are they…. Where did they come from….And why are they here???? Well….in short…. We’re a buncha goofballs… from down the block…. who jus’ wanna ROCK! Flying under the banner of “IMAGE?…..WHAT IMAGE?!?!” the Boinkers set out to turn the musical world on it’s ear. Then realizing that doing so would leave everybody half-deaf, we decided on just playing the music that we like to play. Throughout our history, the Boinkers have done their best to avoid the pitfalls that plague many bands…like over-indulgence in drugs, alcohol,naked women-Well, 2 outa 3 ain’t bad. If you love to listen to quality music from professionals who don't take the world too seriously but do so with their craft then come on down. The ironic thing is that everyone in the band is 29 years old and have previously declined to do photo shoots for the tabloids.
Hey mo-jo... what's happenin? I was thinking maybe we should rent a few classic movies, drink some wine, paint each others toe nails, and gossip... ya know bff style, you know how we do! Anyway keep it real! Let me know when your available for our bonding night! Ciao!
hey boinkers, i just wanted you to know that you guys are so cool, you dont even know it! we always have so much fun when you guys play! you MUST play at my wedding, as i'm sure i told you like 300 times last night! oops. i was alittle drunk! anywho, we are looking forward to seeing you guys again!
