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The Bonapartes
Rock / Indie / Garage

"Gone like a burst of flame from a fart on match. "

WASHINGTON,
United States

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Last Login:  12/26/2007
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   The Bonapartes: General Info
Member Since12/8/2004
Band Websitethebonapartes.com
Band Members Ted, Ace, Larry, Burt, Willy
InfluencesLa Fee Verte & Godmothers
Sounds Like4'33" era John Cage, "Grotesque (After the Gramme)" era Fall, "Like a Virgin" era Madonna.
Type of LabelNone




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   About The Bonapartes

The Washington Post Express says: "The Bonapartes are so hot that spontaneous combustion is an ongoing concern." (2/2/06)



Well, we haven't spontaneously combusted yet, but most of us do get hot flashes. So that could have been the reference there.

EP is out now!

It is being distributed by the very nice folks at Dischord Direct



You can always order it here, straight from us


...Or, it is also available at these fine area stores:
Crooked Beat Records (DC)

Revolution Records (DC)

Smash Records (DC)

CD Cellar (Arlington and Falls Church)


DCist wrote this about it:
"We're just excited right now about The Bonapartes, because we just wrote about them, and because on Saturday they're releasing the kind of short, buzz-worthy EP that's going to get people writing lots of blog entries about how awesome they are so that one day they'll sell out 9:30 out of nowhere, but we'll all have known, won't we have?"

..



A Brief History of the Bonapartes

Ben played guitar with a band (Ambassador Now!). Ben met Scott (who liked to sing and joined AN!). That band called it quits. Then Scott said, "This is Brad." Brad played guitar, but decided to play bass because he had dreamt about it one day while driving through the countryside near a radar tower. At about the same time, they all met Dex, who used to drum for the Shakedowns and liked to make healthful alcoholic concoctions and serve it in hospital mugs; the irony was not lost. They were four, but incomplete; another guitarist was needed.

After meticulously casting about the DC scene with seemingly forlorn ambition, they met Eamonn, who had been playing with Bellflur. Interestingly enough, he had been biding his time for the day when he might rule the world. Eamonn agreed to join.

Now they were, The Bonapartes.

For a while they practiced, wrote, and talked accordingly in a decrepit little shack that bespoke of their emergent sound: evoking but not limiting itself to garage, that is to say. Soon enough, they started performing. Djordje pooped in the bathwater. Before long they were playing shows all around the metro area, at places like the Black Cat, DC9, IOTA, Velvet Lounge, Galaxy Hut, etc., and earning quite a reputation for their onstage verve, which always teetered on the edge of complete breakdown.

TO BE CONTINUED...


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Shows of the Recent Past:

Black Cat (DC) w/ The Oranges Band

Brillobox (Pittsburgh, PA) w/ Ennui, A Great Fall, Chalk Outline Party

The Brewery (Raleigh, NC) w/ the Capulets

Caledonia Lounge (Athens, GA) w/ Iron Hero

IOTA (Arlington, VA) w/ Metropolitan and the Third Programme

The Fire (Philadelphia, PA) w/ Ar Duvall

Trash Bar (Brooklyn, NY)

Cake Shop (NYC) w/ Gregor Samsa and A Northern Chorus

Velvet Lounge (DC) w/ Two if by Sea, Your Black Star, Avec

Galaxy Hut (Arlington, VA) w/ the Guins

The Fire (Philadelphia, PA) w/ the Yarrows

Arlene's Grocery (NYC)

Black Cat (DC) w/ The Whips and Army of Me

WMUC Radio 88.1 FM (College Park, MD)

Arlene's Grocery (New York, NY)

Velvet Lounge (Washington, DC) w/ the Bolophonics and the Mittens

DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ the Limbs and the Cassettes

Black Cat (Washington, DC) w/ Sid Space

IOTA (Arlington, VA) w/ R.P.M. and Greenland

DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ The Hint, Hello Tokyo, The Pawns

Silk City Lounge (Philadelphia, PA)

The Black Cat (Washington, DC) w/ Bellflur

Galaxy Hut (Arlington, VA) w/ Sid Space

Velvet Lounge (Washington, DC) w/ Bona Roba, Jerra, and the Phobes

DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ Bellflur and City-State

Darkhorse Tavern - Roustabout! (State College, PA) w/ the A-Sides

Galaxy Hut (Arlington, VA) w/ Sid Space

DC9 (Washington, DC) w/ The Think & The Greenline





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The Bonapartes's Friends Comments
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Jun 26 2008 4:49 PM





The Trash Bar





May 25 2008 7:56 AM

We are recording a LIVE ALBUM! June 4-6. And we think you need to be there!



http://www. thetrashbar. com
Brooklyn's best live music venue.
Open bar 8-9 every night!
            





Apr 23 2008 9:02 PM

hey bonapartes
You guys were great
Sex & horror author Gori Suture





Mar 20 2008 12:40 PM







eamonn





Feb 10 2008 1:29 AM

Don't listen to Tatjana! She's a lying jezebal of unhinged immorality!
Tatjana





Jan 9 2008 1:33 AM

hey my frriend saw your profiJle and thinSks you look ho8t! she is new to myspMace but wants to chOat with you on msmn mesgsenger her name on there is emily23bath@hotmail.com
Tatjana





Dec 29 2007 7:39 AM

what the... this girl was stupid enough to put these pics on her profile??

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1178658
Tatjana





Dec 27 2007 10:56 AM

I foRund this wesbsi6te that sho2ws who has a cruhsh on you and thYought you'd wxanna know that one of my friOends had oune on you. You goGtta tsry itp!

Go here to check it out
Thomas





Dec 27 2007 10:40 AM

you'll never guess who posed for playboy/penthouse

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
          





Dec 26 2007 11:42 AM

Because who better to leave an annoying comment about an upcoming show on the Bonaparte's page, than a bunch of ex-Bonapartes.

Tatjana





Dec 23 2007 2:47 PM

I foDund this wehbsiZte that shoXws who has a crufsh on you and thGought i'd le6t you know that one of my frioends had olne on you. You goVtta tDry it8!

Go here to check it out
            





Jun 17 2007 5:52 AM

embarrassing
Sol





Jun 12 2007 6:52 PM

keep on rockin!!
peace
eamonn





Apr 27 2007 9:06 AM

it's time for another comment section purge. Because again, it's embarrassing.
Washington Music Center





Apr 10 2007 1:09 PM

TO ALL OF OUR MySpace FRIENDS!!

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS!!

AS A THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT, WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A VERY SPECIAL OFFER TO YOU. PLEASE GO TO OUR MySpace AND LOOK FOR THE “MySpace SPECIAL” FOR MORE INFORMATION!!!

Washington Music Center thanks you for your support! We have been servicing Indie Musicians for almost 50 years! We invite you and all of your friends to stop by and say hello! Be on the look-out for future special announcements!

Take care,
The WMC Crew
Washington Music Center
THE NATIONS LARGEST INDIE MUSIC STORE SINCE 1958!
            





Apr 3 2007 4:35 AM

I love you Bonapartes.
          





Mar 16 2007 5:19 PM

Mr. North... those guys rock hard... they can really stick it to ya... they'd provide stiff competition for any rivals in today's music scene. Uh, okay, I'm done.
MRNORTH





Mar 16 2007 1:57 PM

The Turnaround vs Immediate!





Mar 3 2007 11:10 AM

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March 10th!
Thomas Lunch





Feb 27 2007 10:15 AM

Thomas Lunch Full Length Album Out Tomorrow!!

andrew





Feb 18 2007 6:17 PM

That thumb of Ben's must be as smooth as a baby's ass by now. I hope theres an opportunity to see it bleed again sometime!
andrew





Jan 27 2007 2:00 PM

new songs I say! If theres a phantom profile about, perhaps a phantom song or two?
The 809 State





Jan 3 2007 8:57 AM

Happy New Year to Ben and the Bonapartes crew. The news on our front is that we had to change our name, but our EP is on Itunes! Party party party.
Little Teddy Recordings





Dec 22 2006 7:07 PM

Merry Christmas and a gorgeous new year.

May all your dreams fulfil!

Let's hope 2007 will be a good year for us all.

Much love and good health always,

Andy
          





Dec 9 2006 8:37 AM

What the crap is a Florez?
eamonn





Dec 8 2006 3:20 PM

see what i mean?
eamonn





Dec 7 2006 1:05 AM

the comments section has really gotten pretty fucking lame since we died. i'm a little embarrassed for us, really.
          





Oct 26 2006 9:36 PM

Being a grown-up sucks. Actually, everything is still the same, but instead of music I hear ICBMs screaming above.
alyssa





Sep 17 2006 7:34 PM

oh dear i miss you guys.
pam.





Sep 6 2006 12:30 AM

Aw. You are missed. xxx
PAY ME?





Aug 13 2006 6:22 PM

That is right this Monday Night we will have DJ CLR spinning the hip hop all night long.With our new VIP area! Message us for VIP invitiations for Monday Night! Grown and Sexy Dress! Messages through Myspace.com are the only invitation into our new VIP area! VIP access gets you VIP lounge pass and access to food compliments of East Coast Wings and Dominos!The Depot Teen Night
alyssa





Jun 3 2006 9:10 PM

sorry i had to jet...
did everything else go alright?
Nada





Jun 3 2006 8:16 AM

Fantastic show last night! Thanks for all the memories.
Elliott





Jun 3 2006 6:25 AM

reposer en paix
The Third Programme





Jun 3 2006 5:34 AM

Great Show last night. You guys killed it.
Simon





Jun 2 2006 11:31 PM

the shots always work, you will be missed by us, me and all......i now own a bonapartes t-shirt and cd...they will be worn and listened to every chance, great stuff.
alyssa





Jun 2 2006 12:49 PM

will there be any pyrotechnics used in tonights performance? i'm a bit concerned about my dog.
Reverend Farris





Jun 2 2006 6:52 AM

Say it isn't so, Say it isn't so!!
The last show ever!!
Tonight!!
At The BlackCat!!
Truly a sad sad day indeed.
alyssa





May 24 2006 1:56 PM

you just called me a whippersnapper, didn't you?





...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Jess Strantz of the Underground Cafe (S.Bend, IN)





May 23 2006 10:38 AM

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kristenashley





May 19 2006 1:13 PM

that's one hot flier
The Burning Dirty Band





May 18 2006 8:21 AM

Napoleon loves us.