are you kidding?.........oh well dawsons creek/project runway/top model/south park/gossip girl/ the new melrose place (starting this fall- check your local listenings... ashleeeeee), but other than that.......are you kidding?
"i wish i could find people who just would fight me and break through to me and hold me down and scream their life into my face."
i don't want to talk about it. i'm on the verge of either greatness or a mental breakdown. still 'off'. if i ever buy a camp on a lake with a speedboat then you will know i've hit rock bottom. i have no desire to learn how to time travel because i know exactly how i will end up in thirty years. i'll be woody allen (sans his success and that weird asian daughter/wife thing). some days i like to pretend for up to 15 minutes that i'm not completely out of my mind. the other 1425 minutes i worry about the future. i have a million little ocd's that consume me. i'm single, i live in newark, i wear women's jeans and i'm so undependable that i can't even count on myself. the weird thing is, i saw this coming. someone needs to produce my script. a publisher needs to buy my manuscripts. i traveled around europe one summer and didn't like any of it one bit. i've come to myspace to defend people who enjoy consuming meat, cheese, milk and other such products that get no love here.
i'm losing goals by the second so in the end, i'm just trying to become better than i was yesterday.
feel free to message me and let me know how great you think i am or better, how much of an asshole you think i am.
Who I'd like to meet: fellow close minded republicans.
woody allen. andy dick. jenny lewis. vincent gallo. harmony korine. chloe sevigny. winona ryder. ethan hawke. howard stern. opie and anthony. chuck palahniuk. jay-z. courtney love. nicole kidman. cory kennedy. christina ricci. stan lee. werner herzog. jim norton. kirsten dunst. george w. bush. robert downey jr. bret easton ellis. keira knightley. quentin tarantino. asia argento. shannyn sossamon. mccauley culkin. russell brand. zach galifianakis. agyness dean. mischa barton. ed westwick. anton newcombe. morrissey. jay mcinerney.
pics are up :-) crazy weekend for sure went from like thurs night til sat night 3 diff parties.....whatd u dress up as a peter pickle? hope all is well xoxo
lol i just picked up my costume yest. got an old lady mask with some old lady clothes from the thrift store with a walker and shit gonna b super haggard old lady......keemo's gonna b an old man and we're djing in roc on thurs should b a funny site 2 c.....ill send you some pics after the fact with some funny stories id imagine....hope all is well in ur neck of the woods ill hit you up if im down ur way or hit me up if your back in the dirty cellus :-) xoxo i miss you
peter piper picked some pickels and was a fag.....peter pickle picker........gonna b in the city this sunday ill hit you up we should get a late breakfast or lunch somewheres if your around xoxo i miss you already
Hey, Thanks for the add. I'll do my best to keep you in the loop about shows in the area. You can always check my Twitter account and blog for show information. Exit She Calls, Ender, Safe to Say, and S.ons of S.ilence and earth are playing a free show at 5 Corners Library in Jersey City this Monday at 5:30pm. Should be cool.
What did you think of the teasers? I feel as though a lot of people have been harshly criticizing them - comparing them too closely to those great ones from season two. I like the one with Dan and Blair the most.
Brooooooooo! Thursday....clear your schedule! Your mine. Maybe we can swindle more smoke from Shannon Rose haha! Winkie faceeeeee!! Miss you niggah! Btw, your the funniest goddamn drunk texter I know. lmao
okay that's fair. glad i'm still a rad friend to you. in 35 minutes, i will be in the state of nj for the day. EWWW cept i'm going to the beach, the only exception for nj that doesn't deserve an EWWW.
thanks baby, hope to see you soon :-) xoxo......ill be in the city on the 5th of sept for a fest in coney island (sp?) playing in ct the night b4 ill hit you up and figure out where im at in relation to you maybe we can get lunch or just a quick make out session, hope all is well
Searching, I have noticed that *ALL* references to Rob Schneider's daughter have been erased from the Internet.
Gossip posts, pictures, YouTube videos, her appearence on Letterman: ALL GONE!!!
I know "The Hot Chick" was a bad movie, and Rob Schneider is generally a horrible commedian, but this is border lining an old Sicilian feud.
I assure you, once she under goes a name change and a publicist who'll make you believe she's Al Sharpton daughter before the stale comedian's you'll enjoy her sultry '60s dive bar voice.
Until the make-over check out Mando Diao who has a Libertines vibe to him.
I must insist on us having a shannon rose night sometime this week. Its been far too long since I've seen you. I've been such a terrible texter lately, I haven't sent out a text in about two days??? Wtf is that? Lol. Well I miss my best jersey friend so text me tomorrow.
anyway, so everytime i see new pics of you now im like "wtf...who is that kid?"
hahaha.
tom's emo now. :)
i should show up in jersey one day and hang out with you and anthony...but like i'd prob have neil with me since i'm only in downstate NY when i'm visiting him. that cool yo? hahah.
Thomasss omgg i didnt get to sleep till 530am lol I dont really know how i am up right now.. im actually about to make some turkey bacon and some egg in bread deliciousnesss.. wish i was back at my apt so i could wake you up to make you breakfast (if i was there youd be passed out on my couch this bright and early day) lol from all the partying we do together.. i am trying soo hard to get back up there and get a job or transfer macs.. when that happens im totally crashing at your place till i find my room for rent for me and naj lol i miss you soo soo much!!!! love you and talk to you laterr <3
thoroughly enjoyed the pics thomas--although i think you should replace AIDS with flesh eating disease. that sounds a little more repulsive. anyways, i saw slumdog millionaire last night and am wondering what you thought of it because you are such a movie buff. i won't tell you my opinion until i hear yours because i feel like i will be berated either way lol. anyways, just checking in, sorry i never called you back last week i'm a terrible cobra commander. keep me updated.. did you get canned yet? <333333
haha i too thought of our 4th of july canada trip last weekend. and when i found you dead in the bathtub. lolz. i eat so much laughing cow cheese it's actually ridiculous. how's the kitty doing?! we gotta catch up soon, it's been a hot one!
So...a couple Feds came to my house asking questions about you && your vehicle tonight. ummmmm, what have you gotten me involved in? lmao!! get out of the country ASAP! haha
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nuff said.
i don't want to talk about it. i'm on the verge of either greatness or a mental breakdown. still 'off'. if i ever buy a camp on a lake with a speedboat then you will know i've hit rock bottom. i have no desire to learn how to time travel because i know exactly how i will end up in thirty years. i'll be woody allen (sans his success and that weird asian daughter/wife thing). some days i like to pretend for up to 15 minutes that i'm not completely out of my mind. the other 1425 minutes i worry about the future. i have a million little ocd's that consume me. i'm single, i live in newark, i wear women's jeans and i'm so undependable that i can't even count on myself. the weird thing is, i saw this coming. someone needs to produce my script. a publisher needs to buy my manuscripts. i traveled around europe one summer and didn't like any of it one bit. i've come to myspace to defend people who enjoy consuming meat, cheese, milk and other such products that get no love here.
