Donald John MacPhearson (Fiddle and Vocals), Hamish Bush MacGhillieMhoirre (Pipes and Whistles), Lachlan Neil Macphie (Mandola and Vocals) and Uist our mascot who eats dogfood. Also, occasional guests are Angus Og MacSpock (banjo - tenor and hairy), and Ginger Rodgers Asheep (Organ). _______________________________________Below are, in order of appearance, Donald John - Monkey, Hamish Bush - Rabbit, Lachlan Neil - Buzz, Bramax International Agent Matilda Knockerssen - Bunny, Swedish capture Terese Andersson - Wanted, other Swedish capture Johanna Svensson - also Wanted.
Lagavulin, Bowmore, Laphroaig, any whisky with a cork as opposed to a screwtop (the cork tells you if the whisky is good or not, no cork - no good) Vodka and Red Bull, Guinness, Carlsberg. the list go's on. Oh, and better not forget our local home brew, the TALISKER
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Sounds like it's time to go to the pub. The pub is a very important place and is the centre of all civilized civilisations. This is where most of the beer and whisky in every village lives. Contrary to what dogs would have you think, (meeaaww) beer is actually mans' best friend. The Bramax have two main 'locals'. The Cellar Bar in Dunvegas when they session most Thursdays and mingle with other Bramax minded people, and The old Inn in Carbost (next to Talisker whisky distillary, hic) which is owned and run down by Bramax extras Angus Og MacSpock and Spoonacher MacA'Ghuain. If you've never been kissed, in the Isle of the mist, and you would like to get pissed then don't be shy, come up to Skye. David Attennbourourough from the TV wildlife programme did and he discovered another new species of primate, Homofalldownicus.
___________________________________________________________________________Below are some of our favorite animals and a tractor
Of all the bands to come out of the Highlands of Scotland, none are as lovely, occasionaly drunken and course and yet pure as the roadside snow and tuneful as a stag in heat.
The long term goal of the Bramax (pronounced bra - max) is to totally remove the professionalism out of Highland Scottish music and return it to the golden era of lovely fast tunes played well in a lovely styley and songs of a lovely nature composed and sung with a view to pull the mickey our of our friends and not friends.
Bramax is an Englisized version of the gaelic noun meaned a quiet watery fart. This does not mean we are shit of course. Although we may be to people who don't like us or to people whom are the victims of our songs........
Band motto.........we are lovely and nice and don't approve of drinking anything other than ginger beer.
well hello the mighty bramax, just to let u all know iv added some of the pics to ur own special album of u guys. so feel free to nick them for ur page... very funny indeed. more to follow hahaa. hope all is well and sure to see u soon. your no. 5th fan xxxx
Glasgow brings out the scrubbing brushes and braces itself for the Bramax shit-storm which will leave it looking like a giant chocolate cake which has no structural support and no chocolate.
Hey lads, lovin the new tracks, keep em coming! Sorry but Im no gonnae make your gig at the accies on saturday cos I've strained my back at work. Gutted cos I was well looking forward to it!
Guys, delighted you are coming back to grace the 2nd Fiddles and Beer night at the Accies, in Glasgow. Tickets are available from me on 0780 4447511 or e-mail soundsinthesuburbs@hotmail.co.uk or Tickets Scotland, cheers. Alan
Great that your up for Fiddles and Beer 2 and here's a blatent plug but what the hell!! Two gigs coming up at the Accies Club Anniesland, Andy White and Yvonne Lyon on Sat 17th May and John Miller and His Country Casuals, with Tom Armstrong on Friday the 23rd, Tickets from me on 0780 4447511 or e-mail soundsinthesuburbs@hotmail.co.uk
