THE BRISTOL HUM
- the mysterious droning noise that has baffled the scientific world for years. Some Bristol people claim that they can detect a background low frequency noise which persists for 24 hours a day. But other people living in the same homes can hear nothing. - Bristol Evening Post January 1990
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The Band
Gemma Igoe,
Lead Vocals;
Ben Igoe,
Keyboards & Vocals;
Chris Toffa Bradshaw,
Guitars & Strings;
Mazz,
Bass guitar;
Ch'ema,
Kit Drums;
Bongo Boy,
Latin percussion
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The Hum are a funky new Bristol outfit, playing dubby, soulful dance grooves with sensitive and meaningful vocals. The Hum have been together now for two years, peddling their unique & unusual brand of paranoid pop.
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Bristol Gigs in the Last 12 Months:
Big Shipment (with Blackout) - Thekla, March 2006
Mr Wolfs - Jan 2006
Soil Association Xmas Party - Folk House Dec 2005
Mr Wolfs - Oct 2005
St. Werburghs Farm Festival - 2005
St. Andrews Party in the Park - 2005 (Headlined)
Mr Wolfs - April 2005
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Ben Igoe - 07834 695842
thebristolhum@hotmail.co.uk
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I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AGHOLD.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
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