Hello... How are you today?
Yes, we are speaking directly to you. And to be honest we think we know exactly how you are. You were nice enough to sign-in and tell us: your mood, what you are doing, who your friends are, how you feel about the government, what music you like, where you work. We know so very much. Your bank account seems a little low these days... cost of living putting the squeeze on you is it?
But seriously... you're doing fine. Has there ever been a time where so many have had to do so little? And yet you have so much. 1000 channels of wonderment. An endless supply of cheery pop that reflects the world around you. We provide food, energy for your home, we sell supersized, economized, fully processed lives! This is YOUR time, revel in it.
Trust that we are here making all of the difficult decisions for you. But we need you to be safe. And in order for us to do that there need to be boundaries. These walls of llaws aren't there to keep you in, silly; only to keep the bad guys out. You see, they hate you for your freedom. And they are right outside.
The Broadcaste will be our voice to the people. So tune in and listen. We promise to keep it entertaining and whenever possible, cheery.
You are free to go for now. Let's just confirm that your cell phone is on the grid. Good. We'll be in touch. 0x263a
