Started doing comedy in May, 2006. Made it to the finals in the Portland’s funniest professional contest in May, 2007. Lost that shit, but what a ride! I’m from Westbrook, Maine originally and that wasn’t all too good. It was a nice place to grow up I guess, but I was surrounded by people who really liked Camaros. I mean really really liked Camaros. Like their Camaros had chicks names and custom pinstriping that I could NEVER afford when I was growing up. I did have a little Mazda sports car when I was a lad, however. Got laid on the hood once at a family reunion. I still visit mom at least once a week. I live in Chicago now and trying to make friends and complete my world domination.
Website
whaddayadumb.com
Influences
The Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Cosby, Upright Citizens Brigade, Seinfeld, Tom Selleck, and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Members
I don't 'member much.
TV Shows
That's when you appear on TV.
Films
Girls Gone Wild blooper reel.
Albums
Photo.
Timmy B's Interests
General
Old Honda motorcycles, punk rock, ice cold beer, getting that "base burn" before summer, doing yard work (but not if it's a yard work party, that's bullshit), tons of friends, Chicago, those monkeys with the red asses, and decoupage.
Music
I still like Bare Naked Ladies..........eat me.......White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Bill Withers, Jim Croce, Public Enemy, Tribe Called Quest, Social Distortion, Ataris, Tsunami Bomb, Clutch, Whiskey Town, Beastie Boys, SunVolt, Audio Karate, Green Day, John Legend, Waterboys, Tom Waits, Killswitch Engaged, Kanye West, Common, Roots, Mofro, Dead Milkmen, Outkast, Neil Diamond, and Van Halen, Not fucking Van Hagar, Van Halen! Don't make me have to stoot slap you!!
Movies
Favorite of all time: Shaun of the Dead, period. Raising Arizona, Swingers, Kill Bill, Enter the Dragon, Better off Dead, The Big Lebowski, Old School, The Life Aquatic.
Television
Favorite TV quote by some bimbo on "The Real World": " I never do or say anything for a purpose." What the hell does that mean?
Southern Maine Community College
South Portland,Maine
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Culinary Arts/ Restaurant Management
1992 to 1995
Westbrook High School
Westbrook,Maine
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: My name is Tim Brochu. My friends call me Timmy B, because they're too dumb to say Brochu. I started making funny on stage in April of 2006, that's when everything went to shit because some people told me I was good at it. Now I book gigs at clubs and get on stage and apparently there's quite a network of people in the state of Maine that want to just make me feel ok about the whole thing, and they laugh sometimes. I wish they'd just sit me down and have a little intervention and let me down easy. Until then, I will continue to make people think that I don't know that they are all in this conspiracy together. Eat the little blue pill sitting on the F8 key on your keyboard, would you? Thanks. So anyway, I love doing stand up and I think I'll continue to do it until I finally figure out how to make people like me for who I really am, a female trapeze artist with a sweet tooth and a broken ankle.
Who I'd like to meet: I'm sorry, but this is fucking awesome:
Open Mic Mondays at Lucilles on Lincoln Ave! Sign up at 8:30PM, show starts at 9. $5 Pizzas and $3 you call it! Come get your Monday drink on! Prizes for the best acts! Not a performer? Come out anyway, Chicago has incredible talent!
Hosted by Joe DeLucia Lucilles is located at 2470 N. Lincoln Avenue
I got my hair cut, Timmy B style, at Ben's Old Port Barber shop. He says hello. I went to high school with Ben. One time, he sold me a whole bottle of his ritalin. I was up for days, pissing blood, talking to devils and chain smoking. You were probably out getting laid on the hood of a Mazda. I have a moustache now.
