About me: Everyone should want to fuck me if they know whats good for them.
I drink alot when given the chance.
I should be President.
I am well worth your time, forget about everyone else, you'll only need me.
I can fuck in four different languages.
If you didn't get the last line. Forget it.
I'm a trained assassin. Piss me off and I will have you killed.
Im a caricature of reality.
Did I mention that I'm a real sweetheart?
I love me and you should to.
