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The Coffins
Rockabilly / Psychobilly / Rock



Sudbury, Ontario
Canada

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Member Since8/28/2007
Band Websitewww.thecoffins.org
Band MembersJoe Coffin - guitar, vocals
Benwardo - upright bass, vocals
Jesse - drums
InfluencesBoobs, Tits, Breasts, Bumholes, Mits and Chests.
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Record LabelUnsigned


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jan 22 2010 8:00P
The Mansion Nightclub Barrie, Ontario
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
TBA Sudbury, Ontario
Mar 13 2010 8:00P
TBA Kitchener, Ontario

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   About The Coffins
!!!!MORE SONGS COMING SOON!!!!


Northern Ontario 1999, a little punk rock band called Kaka Mountain is formed, three superd young swamp dwellers rock the living fuck out the general populus, so much so that women were commiting suicide at the simple sound of the music, knowing they could not be pleasured sexually to that point any longer. The three rocked out tunes new and old to the delight of many, but it was not to be, careers and geographical differences as well as alchohol ended one of the most beautiful displays of pleasure known to the North.

The year was 2002, Jozeph's dad was formed similarly to Kaka Mountain without the original bass player, enter the current lead singer and guitar player of the coffins. The three rocked until rocking was no longer an option, they needed more, and again mostly due to alchohol and geography the three parted ways for what was thought to be a permanent hiatus.

The three kept in close contact and dabbled in the thought of doing something they remember as calling "...North.... and Rock?". Naturally with their punk rock backrounds the three starting writing and playing again but in a different and slightly more arousing fashion, playing their gritty, skunky, raw, shitty bar type sound but mixing it with influences they developed as children skunk-a-billy was born.

The three living in a giant overated piece of shit with smoke stacks sticking out of it, known to many as the 7th circle of hell and to others as... well... Sudbury. They began slowly recording and jamming working around their other projects the three began as tight knit as back in the ole' days and began getting serious and by serious they were becoming drunk... but loved.

Their influences including the autistically beautiful large breasted cousins in the north, as well as the good ole days of drinking and driving heavy equipment and the rock and roll, punk rock and rockabilly of their childhoods. Not knowing how to read or speak english well enough, they had no choice but to call it skunk-a-billy. So give them a break and lend them a listen', the north will grip your ear drums so tightly that you will orgasm twice, and likely never feel such pleasure again.

They are currently recording and writing (with the help of a special education assistant) and planning many many shows. So stay tuned stay in touch, remove your slacks spread your gennies and enjoy!!!  

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The Hometown Hecklers

The Hometown Hecklers



Dec 24 2009 2:35 AM

jenny's daddy was a lovin' man, always touchin' jenny and her sisters
 
Social Denis

Social Denis



Dec 23 2009 12:33 PM

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Little Miss Photo

Chelsey Macham



Dec 18 2009 3:44 AM

Hoping to see you guys play on New Years Eve, if I can't make that show then I will be seeing you at the Mansion. I'll be all up in your business with my camera.

Chelsxoxo
Pip

Pip Hancox



Dec 16 2009 12:27 AM

thanks for the add! i miss my hair too!! :)
cheers,
pip.
Steve

Steve



Dec 14 2009 4:28 PM

Hey not a problem at all I had a blast! Yep I'm coming to the Barrie show forsure I'll be there with bells on or whatever they say. I'm still trying to make it back to Chaps on friday
Steve

Steve



Dec 14 2009 5:24 AM

Good set tonight boys! Can't wait to do it again
Brutus

Brutus



Dec 6 2009 5:05 PM

Hey guys.  Good tunes,  if ya ever wanna play the Maritimes, get in touch!
Dan

Dan Gallant



Nov 26 2009 6:51 PM

see you guys tomorrow night at the townhouse!
Suzysohot

Suzysohot



Nov 23 2009 8:41 PM

The Bovine was awesome!! See ya at The Townhouse!! :)
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Nov 22 2009 2:21 PM

Cheers Boys we had fuckin fun rockinout with you guys on friday we will have to playtogetheragain real soon
THE GREAT VICTORY- NEW SONG - TRUTH OR DARE(live)

THE GREAT VICTORY- NEW SONG - TRUTH OR DARE(live)



Nov 18 2009 8:13 PM

hey guys, just got ur message. id definetly be down to play shows with u guys.
BlackEyed Dempseys ™

BlackEyed Dempseys ™



Nov 12 2009 3:14 AM

BLACKEYED DEMPSEYS

UNREPENTANT FENIAN BASTARDS!

 

IRISH AMERICAN CELTIC ROCK

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The Hometown Hecklers

The Hometown Hecklers



Nov 11 2009 4:46 AM

Lambo here. Cheers boys! Mega wicked time in Quebec with you dudes. Nahh... O-MEGA shweet few days! Ben's serious faces in the poutine place... Too much to handle. Take care my friends! Hope to see you again soon.

P.s. I like my new hair style too.

~Lambo Lantern
The Hometown Hecklers

The Hometown Hecklers



Nov 11 2009 2:54 AM

All i wanna do is have some fun with the coffins!
thanks alot for being so kick ass, we loved being with you guys this past weekend and drinking beer with your awesome faces, jokes and hair do's! let's keep the momentum going boys! let's rock a little more! you guys rocked!
Shared Arms

Shared Arms



Nov 3 2009 1:12 AM

we would appreciate the help! thanks so much.

joey
The Bag Ladies

The Bag Ladies



Oct 28 2009 7:27 PM





GLOBAL RECESSION

GLOBAL RECESSION



Oct 23 2009 11:32 PM

whats up wankers?
so when are we going to get some gigs going in sudbury>?
or anywhere..


Blind Cats

Blind Cats



Oct 23 2009 8:28 AM

Hey boys, good to meet / play with you Tuesday!
One Bullet Resolution

One Bullet Resolution



Oct 18 2009 9:47 PM

Hard rocking, psychotic psychedelia with a non fat side dish of metal. Just add Jagermeister and candles. ONE BULLET RESOLUTION
Christian D & the Hangovers

Christian D & the Hangovers



Oct 16 2009 4:22 PM

Yep that was me!  One of you had dropped the bass off wioth a couple of young fans- and when I saw that neck repair I needed to take a closer look!
Charlaz

Charlaz



Oct 15 2009 12:17 AM

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The NekroKats™



Oct 13 2009 4:59 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD ! LIKE OUR SOUND ? THEN GO AHEAD AND ADD A BANNER OR SONG TO YOUR PAGE TO HELP SUPPORT ! THANKS AND KEEP ROCKIN !!!
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Ange

Andrea Desjardins Daily



Oct 12 2009 9:31 PM

Two shows in Sudbury this weekend?!? We'll be there come hell or high water!
Steve

Steve



Oct 11 2009 4:09 PM

Wicked set last night boys!!!
Good to see you's again
Christian D & the Hangovers

Christian D & the Hangovers



Oct 10 2009 6:04 AM

Great show tonight @ The Kathedral, boyos!

~Christian D






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