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Champions of Breakfast
Electro / Experimental / Pop

We're gonna have it down at the junction



Detroit
United States

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Member Since1/23/2007
Band MembersVal Hundreds, Moses Jackson
InfluencesD&D, Magic Cards, mystical creatures, wizards, the macabre
Sounds Like the only way to break the inexorable down spiral of ugly uglier ugliest recording and playback is with counterrecording and playback the firststep is to isolate and cut association lines of the control machine carry a tape recorder with you and record all the ugliest stupidest things cut your ugly tapes in together speed up slow down play backwards inch the tape you will hear one ugly voice and see one ugly spirit is made of ugly old prerecordings the more you run the tapes through and cut them up the less power they will have cut the prerecordings into air into thin air -william s. burroughs, the invisible generation
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 12 2009 10:00P
Luna w/ My Dear Disco! Royal Oak, Michigan
Jun 14 2009 8:00P
Magic Stick w/ Deadelus Detroit, Michigan

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   About Champions of Breakfast

Champions of Breakfast are the electropop collaboration of Moses Jackson and Val Hundreds. The band is one part punk rock, one part Brechtian showmanship, one part dance party. With a live show that acknowledges its own artificiality, the group takes the conventions of music performance and mutates them into a spectacle of hyperbolic proportion. Here, bass guitars are seven feet long and made of construction paper, everything on stage emits blindingly bright light, and the beats of every track are pushed straight into the red.

The duo reminds its audience that there was a time when electropop meant something in the American Cultural Imaginary, a time when synthesized music was the end result of the dialogue between Art and Technology. The Champions first started crafting songs in March of 2007 and have since played with many notable acts in their native Detroit, electrifying audiences with an over-the-top, media-saturated live set that has clearly been forged from the hell-fires of the Wizard's cauldron. See for yourself.

[PRESS]

Arriving somewhere between the nerdy fanaticism of Dungeons & Dragons and the hyper-sexualized robo-boogie of Beck's Midnite Vultures, Detroit's Champions of Breakfast is one of the guiltiest pleasures around. Except... there isn't much to feel guilty about — it's all pleasure. Moses Jackson and Val Hundreds, the ostensible brains behind the operation, sport tight-fitting outfits as they lead crowds through shamelessly energetic sets of over-the-top electro-pop gems like "Nasty Bunnz" and "Unicorn Bible," which, in an alternate universe, would almost certainly be hits. Expect child-molester mustaches, Nintendo innuendos and sweaty dancing. -Riverfront Times, St. Louis

Album Review: (Metrotimes staff writers' top 10 releases of 2008!) If Daft Punk and Weird Al had a baby who was raised on role playing games, it might sound like this. -Metrotimes Detroit

Album Review: (****4/5 Stars) The music... is some of the most addictive electro-dance-pop you could imagine, with ‘80s soaked synth strings and wavy chimes, coaxing melodies that vroom around beautifully, with cheesy cymbal crashes and pulse-quickening beats. [The music] and the pop structures, the buzzy goodness of their electro-free-for-all, still holds up as quite an enjoyable record. -Real Detroit Weekly

Occupying a headlining slot [at Detroit's 31st annual Dally in the Alley], these D&D-loving dudes recall Tenacious D with a dash of Electric Six in all the right ways -Detroit Free Press (Live Music "Best Bets")

With purple sparkle pants, mustaches to rival Burt Reynolds and a song about Dungeons and Dragons, Champions was hard to top. The duo, Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson, use constructed instruments on stage, including a “guitar” that is at least 6-feet long and made with a thin piece of wood and paper. They write songs about things they are interested in and are serious about what they do. -Lansing City Pulse

Champions of Breakfast, with their "expensive" equipment and psychedelic light shows, bring their insuppressibly charming electro-pop and dance rock ecstasy to the Elbow Room... Most would say the music is definitely for those who love stellar innuendo and quick wit. -Ann Arbor Current

What really gets the fists pumping are the beats and the infectious fun that roll out of Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson. "Pixelated Love Song" is a pun-drenched dance jam extolling the virtues and pitfalls of cyber-romance. On the jam, the Champs pull off everything the Electric Six and Dan Deacon might have done had they been locked in a cement room with spotty Internet, a pile of softcore porn, a drum machine and an analog synth. -MetroTimes Detroit

"Champions of Breakfast will offer a commentary on the state of pop music with prerecorded techno-pop tunes and a theatrical performance involving cardboard guitars and instruments that light up with the word 'expensive.'" -Detroit Free Press (Critic's Pick Feature)

"They glorify galaxies of basement culture inextricably programmed into our hearts with radiant synth melodies, digitized basslines, clustered fuzz-percussion explosions, while they belt their honey-dipped bewitching, serenades to fair maidens in the arcade." -Real Detroit Weekly

"A lot of newer bands ... are what the younger crowd is into, more stuff with electronics involved: bands like Champions of Breakfast. And they're really fun shows -- people go to these shows to have a good time." -MetroMix Detroit

"Sometimes re-inventing the wheel is necessary. It's part of what makes the band Champions of Breakfast unique. Champions line of musical gear is made from foam-core, scrap-finish molding and cardboard. Somehow they create a sound that's still worthy of applause. The band has a loyal following." -The Birmingham Eccentric

"These two unicorn-obsessed beanpoles are sure to hype you up quicker than Flavor Flav at a casting call. And we hear they absolutely shred the cardboard keytar." -Detour


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Jun 24 2009 12:13 PM

Congratulations on the big 1-0-0-0.

I hope many good ones to come baby.

Oh yeah, are you ready?
Red Eye Rapture





Jun 24 2009 3:52 PM

May at least one great thing come your way today!

-Nick
this is an adventure





Jun 15 2009 9:29 PM

My Dear Disco





Jun 15 2009 6:30 PM

You rock my body so hard I get pains in the future.
BEGGARS





Jun 1 2009 10:53 PM

you dudes seem Classy as fuck. looking forward to hanging on Friday night at the Elbow.
Eat This City





May 22 2009 10:23 AM

Why not come drink with us @ The Lager House tonight? It's no cover, and we will be drunk!

BLED FEST 2009 [IS OVER. NEW BLOG!]





May 19 2009 9:13 PM





Kommie Kilpatrick





May 4 2009 3:37 AM

GOOD TIMES LAST NIGHT.
Tee to the Jay TJ





May 3 2009 9:23 PM

hey guys its TJ or Tee to the Jay from the show last night at the magic stick. that was an awesome show. Can't wait to see you guys again.
Memento Mori





Apr 29 2009 4:54 PM

Damnit! Why do you have to be playing on the 2nd?? I'd love to come see you guys, but I'm playing that night too...
Hitest





Apr 23 2009 11:14 PM

I'd like to buy either a digital or real copy of your CD myself, PLEASE let me know where I can do this.
Thanks!
Ðowntown Seth Ðaddy™





Apr 17 2009 9:23 PM

I want to buy a copy of pleasure mountain, or buy it digitally, please let me know where i can do this so YOU GUYS get the biggest cut of the cash.
Thanks
O Face





Apr 18 2009 8:15 AM

You guys put on an awesome show glad you came to chattanooga really hope to see you again!
Hitest





Apr 16 2009 4:32 PM

Yes, please come back through Manassas again, we loved you guys!
Sean []





Apr 15 2009 8:40 PM

next tour you have to stop back off at the garage dudes.. i'm not even asking i'm demanding.

- Sean
Amber[You make sense to me]





Apr 10 2009 6:54 PM

Hit up Manassas again soon!
xephrenata





Apr 9 2009 8:35 PM

Great show in Chatty-Vegas!!!
AWESOMENESS :-)
The Blüe Laws





Apr 9 2009 2:19 PM

Awesome show last night in Lexington guys, glad we got to see you ...
WILDCATTING





Apr 4 2009 6:53 PM

Happy Touring, gentlemen!
Eat This City





Apr 1 2009 1:10 PM

If you don't already have some plans, we would really love to have you out this Saturday @ The Pike Room in Pontiac!

Frank Hardly





Mar 30 2009 9:48 PM

We hope your tour is a glorious as your mustaches.
The Blüe Laws





Mar 28 2009 5:06 PM

Thanks for befriending The Blue Laws. See you in KY on 4/8.
Elle and the Fonts





Mar 23 2009 11:33 PM

You are playing with Tina Sparkle in Illinois!? FUCKING RAD! Tell them I said hello! And ask Marsha to play "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado. It's good.
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Mar 23 2009 12:00 PM

Much love from the FCT crew.

Show Friday was great.

We all had a great time.

Can't wait to see you dudes rock again.

Our trip to Pleasure Mountain was amazing yet again.

The Junction whooped ass. Rock.

-FCT
Memento Mori





Mar 21 2009 4:05 AM

So I just got home from your show - and tenderized my meat.
Now I'm on the computer to tell you how much I love you guys.
And that the new songs were amazing.
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