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Champions of Breakfast
Electro / Experimental / Pop

1 (800) Cowboy is gonna save you.



Detroit
United States

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   Champions of Breakfast: General Info
Member Since1/23/2007
Band MembersVal Hundreds, Moses Jackson
InfluencesD&D, Magic Cards, mystical creatures, wizards, the macabre
Sounds Like the only way to break the inexorable down spiral of ugly uglier ugliest recording and playback is with counterrecording and playback the firststep is to isolate and cut association lines of the control machine carry a tape recorder with you and record all the ugliest stupidest things cut your ugly tapes in together speed up slow down play backwards inch the tape you will hear one ugly voice and see one ugly spirit is made of ugly old prerecordings the more you run the tapes through and cut them up the less power they will have cut the prerecordings into air into thin air -william s. burroughs, the invisible generation
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 27 2009 8:00P
The Token Lounge Detroit / Westland, Michigan
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
Harper’s w/ My Dear Disco (Do NOT miss this show) East Lansing, Michigan

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   About Champions of Breakfast

Champions of Breakfast are the electropop collaboration of Moses Jackson and Val Hundreds. The band is one part punk rock, one part Brechtian showmanship, one part dance party. With a live show that acknowledges its own artificiality, the group takes the conventions of music performance and mutates them into a spectacle of hyperbolic proportion. Here, bass guitars are seven feet long and made of construction paper, everything on stage emits blindingly bright light, and the beats of every track are pushed straight into the red.

The duo reminds its audience that there was a time when electropop meant something in the American Cultural Imaginary, a time when synthesized music was the end result of the dialogue between Art and Technology. The Champions first started crafting songs in March of 2007 and have since played with many notable acts in their native Detroit, electrifying audiences with an over-the-top, media-saturated live set that has clearly been forged from the hell-fires of the Wizard's cauldron. See for yourself.

[PRESS]

Real Detroit Weekly has selected our eight favorite artists to watch for... Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson do not mess around — they make you dance. Whether talking about the mythical beast of Dungeons & Dragons or the Nintendo Power Glove, the duo has been creating dance-friendly jams and the proof is in their 2008 record, Pleasure Mountain. Song You Want To Hear: “The Power of Glove” -Real Detroit Weekly

Arriving somewhere between the nerdy fanaticism of Dungeons & Dragons and the hyper-sexualized robo-boogie of Beck's Midnite Vultures, Detroit's Champions of Breakfast is one of the guiltiest pleasures around. Except... there isn't much to feel guilty about — it's all pleasure. Moses Jackson and Val Hundreds, the ostensible brains behind the operation, sport tight-fitting outfits as they lead crowds through shamelessly energetic sets of over-the-top electro-pop gems like "Nasty Bunnz" and "Unicorn Bible," which, in an alternate universe, would almost certainly be hits. Expect child-molester mustaches, Nintendo innuendos and sweaty dancing. -Riverfront Times, St. Louis

Album Review: (Metrotimes staff writers' top 10 releases of 2008!) If Daft Punk and Weird Al had a baby who was raised on role playing games, it might sound like this. -Metrotimes Detroit

Album Review: (****4/5 Stars) The music... is some of the most addictive electro-dance-pop you could imagine, with ‘80s soaked synth strings and wavy chimes, coaxing melodies that vroom around beautifully, with cheesy cymbal crashes and pulse-quickening beats. [The music] and the pop structures, the buzzy goodness of their electro-free-for-all, still holds up as quite an enjoyable record. -Real Detroit Weekly

Occupying a headlining slot [at Detroit's 31st annual Dally in the Alley], these D&D-loving dudes recall Tenacious D with a dash of Electric Six in all the right ways -Detroit Free Press (Live Music "Best Bets")

With purple sparkle pants, mustaches to rival Burt Reynolds and a song about Dungeons and Dragons, Champions was hard to top. The duo, Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson, use constructed instruments on stage, including a “guitar” that is at least 6-feet long and made with a thin piece of wood and paper. They write songs about things they are interested in and are serious about what they do. -Lansing City Pulse

Champions of Breakfast, with their "expensive" equipment and psychedelic light shows, bring their insuppressibly charming electro-pop and dance rock ecstasy to the Elbow Room... Most would say the music is definitely for those who love stellar innuendo and quick wit. -Ann Arbor Current

Techno pop isn't dead. It's alive in the Motor City and this band - which sounds like it's cut right from the '80s - is coming to Lansing. Their sound is experimental and involves a lot of synthesized drums and things that light up. Check them out!-Lansing Noise

What really gets the fists pumping are the beats and the infectious fun that roll out of Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson. "Pixelated Love Song" is a pun-drenched dance jam extolling the virtues and pitfalls of cyber-romance. On the jam, the Champs pull off everything the Electric Six and Dan Deacon might have done had they been locked in a cement room with spotty Internet, a pile of softcore porn, a drum machine and an analog synth. -MetroTimes Detroit

"Champions of Breakfast will offer a commentary on the state of pop music with prerecorded techno-pop tunes and a theatrical performance involving cardboard guitars and instruments that light up with the word 'expensive.'" -Detroit Free Press (Critic's Pick Feature)

"They glorify galaxies of basement culture inextricably programmed into our hearts with radiant synth melodies, digitized basslines, clustered fuzz-percussion explosions, while they belt their honey-dipped bewitching, serenades to fair maidens in the arcade." -Real Detroit Weekly

"A lot of newer bands ... are what the younger crowd is into, more stuff with electronics involved: bands like Champions of Breakfast. And they're really fun shows -- people go to these shows to have a good time." -MetroMix Detroit

"Sometimes re-inventing the wheel is necessary. It's part of what makes the band Champions of Breakfast unique. Champions line of musical gear is made from foam-core, scrap-finish molding and cardboard. Somehow they create a sound that's still worthy of applause. The band has a loyal following." -The Birmingham Eccentric

"These two unicorn-obsessed beanpoles are sure to hype you up quicker than Flavor Flav at a casting call. And we hear they absolutely shred the cardboard keytar." -Detour


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Realm of Spellfury

Realm Spellfury



Nov 20 2009 12:21 AM

Hi Champions of Breakfast, we just finished SPELLFURY Episode 6, any chance you'd tell us what you think of this one? Comments from our friends keep us going!



P.S Thanks so much for your support, please tell your friends if you like it!

PHONOTROPIC (fridaze)

PHONOTROPIC Fridays-at-Crofoot



Oct 28 2009 12:02 AM










wally dogger

wally dogger



Oct 11 2009 8:43 PM

Val & Moses: the new song is SEXX!  I f'n LUV it.  I kinda wanna know the story behind this 1-800-COWBOY, but a part of me just wants to keep it a mystery.  Can't wait for you hoes to cum down to Chicago and rock.  I think you should play on the Flabby Hoffman show.  It's a cable access show like Wayne's World that does music showcases at venues.  Let me know when you bitches wanna cum down and I'll set it up.  xoxo, Ace
Notorious S.I.M.

Adam Simmons



Oct 9 2009 9:17 PM

Bay City wants...no, Bay City NEEDS you back.  Won't you be our neighbor?
The Smillz That Killz

Sarah Miller



Oct 7 2009 7:50 PM

you guys rocked in bay city! come back! .... or go somewhere else nearby!
Bars of Gold

Bars of Gold



Sep 19 2009 3:51 PM

you got it!!! See you there.
-Dudes
It's the Marcus. Yep.

It's the Marcus. Yep.



Sep 11 2009 9:21 PM

cowboys with lasers, death-ray, bobcat, 3000.

I love it.
Memento Mori

Memento Mori



Sep 11 2009 9:21 PM

1-800-Cowboys gives me a boner!
Kommie Kilpatrick

Kommie Kilpatrick



Sep 11 2009 9:21 PM

new song rules
star gazer

Mallory B. Schwartz



Aug 31 2009 9:00 PM

Woot! I'm coming to see you in Ferdale!!! And sorry about not getting the proper funding for you to come to WSU this past year... They have no money lol.
star gazer

Mallory B. Schwartz



Aug 31 2009 6:30 AM

why are you guys not at dally in the alley like last year?!?!?!
It's the Marcus. Yep.

It's the Marcus. Yep.



Aug 28 2009 4:28 PM

Oh my SHIT! Champs with OMG. Dude. That is a fucking party I never thought I'd see.

Fuck yes.

Just... fucking awesomeness.

Seriously.

Party.
MAC'S ILLUSTRIOUS BAR

MAcs illustrious bar Music Venue



Aug 26 2009 8:10 PM

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Kommie Kilpatrick

Kommie Kilpatrick



Aug 13 2009 4:00 PM

long time no see!
Denali Booking Co. (NOT BOOKING ANY SHOWS!)

Denali Booking Co. (NOT BOOKING ANY SHOWS!)



Aug 4 2009 10:59 PM

Memento Mori

Memento Mori



Aug 4 2009 10:59 PM

And by too far away, I mean the date is far away - not the location. You'd better believe that I'll be there!
WILDCATTING

WILDCATTING



Jul 29 2009 3:08 AM

Dudes!
PHONOTROPIC (fridaze)

PHONOTROPIC Fridays-at-Crofoot



Jul 29 2009 3:08 AM





The exciting follow up to last year's WICKED AWESOME BBQ and the official launch concert of www.SINGLEBARRELDETROIT.com this one is going to be wild!

BANDS:(in the Ballroom and the Vernors)

PRUSSIA
ZOOS OF BERLIN with the official release of their new album, "Taxis"
FRIENDLY FOES
THE GREAT FICTION
MILLIONS OF BRAZILIANS
ARAN RUTH
MANNA AND QUAIL
CHARLENE KAYE AND HER HEROES
THE SUMMER PLEDGE
DALE EARNHART, JR. JR.
SELF


with video by THE FACTORY and www.SINGLEBARRELDETROIT.com.
The Vernors Room will feature a retrospective by design/screen printing enfants terribles,THE SILENT GIANTS .

In the PSYKE ROOM:

OBLISK CD Release Phreak out

with special guests
OSCILLATING FAN CLUB
FRIENDS OF DENNIS WILSON


with psykedelic visuals by ADAM PERZANOWSKI, GUS, and DAN DEMAGGIO.

THe Crofoot Patio will feature an art installation by DAN DEMAGGIO, DEREK, and CANDACE O'LEARY .

The following DJs will be ubiquitously thumping throughout the building all night!:
THE SUCKER DJs (MIKEL O.D., TOM MATICH, AND DEEP CUTZ CHARLIE )
SICARI
DWNTM
BOY TALK
HANDSOME SAM
DJ DEREK
DJ FARENHEIT TEMPERATURE 2040

FOOD and DRINK specials:
FREE TACO BAR (vegan/vegetarian available) from 5PM-7PM on the Patio
$2 homemade Sangria ALL NIGHT!!!

Memento Mori

Memento Mori



Jul 24 2009 8:06 PM

Miss you guys. Next show is too far away!
Realm of Spellfury

Realm Spellfury



Jul 24 2009 5:28 PM

Hi Champions of Breakfast, we're finished SPELLFURY 4, let us know what you think!


P.S If you like it can you please tell your friends about it?
It's the Marcus. Yep.

It's the Marcus. Yep.



Jun 24 2009 12:13 PM

Congratulations on the big 1-0-0-0.

I hope many good ones to come baby.

Oh yeah, are you ready?
Nick A.D.

Nick A.D.



Jun 24 2009 3:52 PM

May at least one great thing come your way today!

-Nick
this is an adventure

this is an adventure



Jun 15 2009 9:29 PM

My Dear Disco

My Dear Disco



Jun 15 2009 6:30 PM

You rock my body so hard I get pains in the future.
BEGGARS

BEGGARS



Jun 1 2009 10:53 PM

you dudes seem Classy as fuck. looking forward to hanging on Friday night at the Elbow.
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