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Champions of Breakfast
Electro / Experimental / Pop

"Pleasure Mountain LP Out Now!!!!!"

Detroit,
United States

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Last Login:  9/6/2008
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   Champions of Breakfast: General Info
Member Since1/23/2007
Band MembersVal Hundreds, Moses Jackson
InfluencesD&D, Magic Cards, mystical creatures, wizards, the macabre
Sounds Likeonly way to break the inexorable down spiral of ugly uglier ugliest recording and playback is with counterrecording and playback the firststep is to isolate and cut association lines of the control machine carry a tape recorder with you and record all the ugliest stupidest things cut your ugly tapes in together speed up slow down play backwards inch the tape you will hear one ugly voice and see one ugly spirit is made of ugly old prerecordings the more you run the tapes through and cut them up the less power they will have cut the prerecordings into air into thin air -william s. burroughs, the invisible generation
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Sep 6 2008 8:00P
Dally in the Alley Detroit, Michigan
Sep 7 2008 8:00P
Mac’s w/ Tussle Lansing, Michigan
Sep 23 2008 8:00P
The Crofoot w/ Gentleman Auction House Pontiac, Michigan
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
The Magic Stick ("Craft-O-Ween" presented by Handmade Detroit) Detroit, Michigan
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Mac’s Halloween Show! Lansing, Michigan

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   About Champions of Breakfast

Champions of Breakfast are the electropop collaboration of Moses Jackson and Val Hundreds. The band is one part punk rock, one part Brechtian showmanship, one part dance party. With a live show that acknowledges its own artificiality, the group takes the conventions of music performance and mutates them into a spectacle of hyperbolic proportion. Here, bass guitars are seven feet long and made of construction paper, everything on stage emits blindingly bright light, and the beats of every track are pushed straight into the red.

The duo reminds its audience that there was a time when electropop meant something in the American Cultural Imaginary, a time when synthesized music was the end result of the dialogue between Art and Technology. The Champions first started crafting songs in March of 2007 and have since played with many notable acts in their native Detroit, electrifying audiences with an over-the-top, media-saturated live set that has clearly been forged from the hell-fires of the Wizard's cauldron. See for yourself.

[PRESS]

(Album Review: ****4/5 Stars) The music... is some of the most addictive electro-dance-pop you could imagine, with ‘80s soaked synth strings and wavy chimes, coaxing melodies that vroom around beautifully, with cheesy cymbal crashes and pulse-quickening beats. [The music] and the pop structures, the buzzy goodness of their electro-free-for-all, still holds up as quite an enjoyable record. -Real Detroit Weekly

With purple sparkle pants, mustaches to rival Burt Reynolds and a song about Dungeons and Dragons, Champions was hard to top. The duo, Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson, use constructed instruments on stage, including a “guitar” that is at least 6-feet long and made with a thin piece of wood and paper. They write songs about things they are interested in and are serious about what they do. -Lansing City Pulse

What really gets the fists pumping are the beats and the infectious fun that roll out of Val Hundreds and Moses Jackson. "Pixelated Love Song" is a pun-drenched dance jam extolling the virtues and pitfalls of cyber-romance. On the jam, the Champs pull off everything the Electric Six and Dan Deacon might have done had they been locked in a cement room with spotty Internet, a pile of softcore porn, a drum machine and an analog synth. -MetroTimes Detroit

"Champions of Breakfast will offer a commentary on the state of pop music with prerecorded techno-pop tunes and a theatrical performance involving cardboard guitars and instruments that light up with the word 'expensive.'" -Detroit Free Press (Critic's Pick Feature)

"They glorify galaxies of basement culture inextricably programmed into our hearts with radiant synth melodies, digitized basslines, clustered fuzz-percussion explosions, while they belt their honey-dipped bewitching, serenades to fair maidens in the arcade." -Real Detroit Weekly

"A lot of newer bands ... are what the younger crowd is into, more stuff with electronics involved: bands like Champions of Breakfast. And they're really fun shows -- people go to these shows to have a good time." -MetroMix Detroit

"Sometimes re-inventing the wheel is necessary. It's part of what makes the band Champions of Breakfast unique. Champions line of musical gear is made from foam-core, scrap-finish molding and cardboard. Somehow they create a sound that's still worthy of applause. The band has a loyal following." -The Birmingham Eccentric

"These two unicorn-obsessed beanpoles are sure to hype you up quicker than Flavor Flav at a casting call. And we hear they absolutely shred the cardboard keytar." -Detour


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Blackenedruby Jewelry





Sep 2 2008 6:30 PM

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miss jean





Sep 5 2008 12:37 PM

new cover is effing sweet.
Damon





Sep 5 2008 6:13 PM

pixelcrash





Aug 21 2008 5:53 PM

your music just made my week. tour in california. i'm doing cartwheels in my heart.
MOTORCITYBLOG .net





Aug 9 2008 8:27 PM

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Elle





Aug 1 2008 1:57 PM

ian





Jul 25 2008 2:23 PM

hey i love love love the new songs, thanks for the shout out to my leg, come to austin it will be the best show you've ever played... or not ever played!!!!
The Ivorys





Jul 21 2008 11:25 PM

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The Oscillating Fan Club





Jul 19 2008 10:41 PM

Elle





Jun 27 2008 2:16 PM

Warped Tour? For realz?
Erik





Jun 25 2008 1:55 PM

Girl you're five pounds of meat in a four pound packaage
in a four pound package
You do the same to me, when I see that monster packaage
When I see that package


N-A-S-T-Y
Watch you while you Jazzercise
B-U-N-N-Z
I feel it down below-oh-oh
N-A-S-T-Y
My meat you're gonna tenderize
B-U-N-N-Z
The moment I get home

Pants can't hold me down, when I see your bunnz a-baking
shake-and-baking
I want you pound for pound, girl you know I ain't faking
No I ain't faking

Girl this breaking heart is killing me, when I think of you
All we used to do, TOGETHER
Now I'm left with no one else, who know me like you do
Only like you do

Gotta get back,
I'm gonna get it back
To how it was
Gotta get back,
I'm gonna get it back
To how it was

N-A-S-T-Y
B-U-N-N-Z
N-A-S-T-Y
B-U-N-N-Z

N-A-S-T-Y
Watch you while you Jazzercise
B-U-N-N-Z
I feel it down below-oh-oh
N-A-S-T-Y
My meat you're gonna tenderize
B-U-N-N-Z
The moment I get home
treverlong





Jun 24 2008 3:10 PM

GREAT JOB @ ROCK CITY

Champions of Breakfast
click for more
DETOUR





Jun 18 2008 3:20 PM

Thanks for playing Rock City!

Check out our Rock City recaps and photos all week!
maconha





Jun 17 2008 5:12 PM

Yeah! Cool stuff.
Cheers.
ozzy





Jun 16 2008 2:31 PM

i just partied with some D&D kids last night, and damn can they drink. hilarious to see angry drunken' 20 sided dice flying through the air.
WILDCATTING





Jun 14 2008 3:41 PM

No sweat bros! I NEED to get you album ASAP. Until then, take care of yourselves on your adventures.
Uneasys





Jun 14 2008 6:41 AM

wow! hey! thanks for the add. nice, nice work.
really!
Ridikolas Nikolas





Jun 13 2008 8:04 PM

so the unibomber does have an accomplice. you guys blew my mind up last night.
cheers
WILDCATTING





Jun 12 2008 3:51 PM

See you tonight!
DETOUR





Jun 10 2008 3:57 PM

Check out DETOUR's review of 'Pleasure Mountain'
My Dear Disco





Jun 5 2008 5:45 PM

p.s. - We love champions of breakfast, just to be clear. Any other opinion expressed on our behalf is bull-poop.
Damon





Jun 10 2008 6:37 PM

What the fuck?
Damon





Jun 10 2008 1:12 PM


Click on recipie cards for larger size
Damon





Jun 10 2008 12:44 PM

Damon





Jun 10 2008 12:54 PM

Patrick





Jun 3 2008 11:13 AM

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Jun 3 2008 2:03 AM

For fans of great indie rock such as Death Cab for Cutie, this show is going to be a blast! The Silent Years was Spin Magazine's 2007 Underground Band of the Year, and 2008 was even bigger for them! And don't forget to check out Northpilot on Thursday, June 5 at 8pm for an interview and live acoustic performance on the Impact 88.9 FM. www. impact89fm. org



Click here to buy fee-free tickets and save yourself two dollars!
Its the Marcus





May 30 2008 11:26 AM

Dude! You guys are playing with Lost in Poland!

I heard those guys can really wail!

I wish I could make it out to those shows, that would be crazy!!! Anyway, you guys rock um out!!!
DETOUR





May 29 2008 5:46 PM

THURSDAY MAGIC STICK
Damon





May 28 2008 2:18 PM

Only 10 days to GO!!!!!!

Time to get a campaign together...
My Dear Disco





May 27 2008 9:09 PM

The music sounds great y'all. We're looking forward to playing with you this weekend. See you soon.

love,
my dear disco
Laura