Featuring:
Causal Keith = producer, some bass, some vocals
Bam Bam = some bass too
Chet Lemon = drums
Influences
Sounds Like
a cross-dressing Chinese man having sex with someone with Down's Syndrome while a young red-headed boy and a 300 pound black man with a slight lisp providing commentary with a long haired dude doing death metal screams is in the background playing Rock Band.
Record Label
Puddle of Sperm
Type of Label
Indie
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Rock and roll hasn't been this cool since Chuck Berry videotaped ladies going to the bathroom.
DARK SIDE OF THE POON: THE QUADRUPLE ALBUM
FEATURING 44 SONGS
HOLY FUCK
Featuring hit songs like: Poon Town, Lady of the Night, Jon and Kate Plus The Chapped Lips, The Thrust Is A Must, Thunder Babes From Teeny Town, After School Special Starring The Chapped Lips, Flirtin' and Squirtin', Boobies and Doobies, You Got A Mother Thing Cummin, Dark Side of the Poon, Mississippi Dildo Bust, Strummin' and Cummin', An Inch Longer Than Average, Secret of the Ooze, Chapped Lips Visit Bayside High, Beef Steaks, Black In My Crack, Hangover Blues, Granny Nailin', The Lesbonic Crusader, 69 To Life (Prison Sex), Hammered Since Birth, Suzy Likes Crack, Chapped Lips Came Here To Fuck, Sloppy Twat, Strange Bedfellows, Tickle My Stinker, We're Not A Fucking Joke Band, The Chronicles of Ol Mister Peepers, Chapped Lips Get Kidnapped and Liam Neeson Has To Fuck Shit Up And Save Us, Attack of the Muirdaddy, some oldies but goodies like Rick The Moustache Sportin' Pedophile, Muff Divin', Penis Drool, I Musta Been Drunk, Standard Butt Play, John Kruk Likes To Fuck, Viking Song, Ode To Michael J Fox, Kentucky Gentleman, and some covers as well.
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A great fucking band.
A hot band that plays cool music.
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The Chapped Lips slept over at Michael Jackson's house before he died :(
The Chapped Lips sing songs about muff, being drunk, and licking assholes.
The Chapped Lips had the hardest cocks in eighth grade.
The Chapped Lips used to do drugs. They still do, but they used to, too.
The Chapped Lips won't go down in history, and won't go down on your sister either.
The Chapped Lips define their music as "sexcore."
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The Chapped Lips kicked your ass and got away with it.
The Chapped Lips have more hits than there are Wayans Brothers.
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The Chapped Lips are so ill, AIDS are scared to catch us.
Like Parker Lewis, The Chapped Lips can't lose.
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That video is fuckin awesome man. Of course all i will buy is yuengling with that money. thats all i ever buy. You missed cavalera conspiracy man. It was a badass show.
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