Well, before we get down to the bio that was here before i got my grubby little modem on the myspace password, I should point out that we now have a book out. Lyrics, poems, stories, tracts, puzzles and pictures. Protest, philosophy and black magic...the perfect stocking filler you say? But where can I get such an amazing product you say? Easy....go to www.redsquirrelpress.com or if you want the money to go straight to us...find it on amazon.co.uk and click on 'buy new and used' or message us here.... .
And here's what it said first....
CHEMICAL POETS - MANUAL 01
OUT NOW!!!! As featured on BBC Radio Scotland's Book Cafe.
Two years ago, The Chemical Poets were sent to prison by a court of newspaper editors for crimes against legible handwriting which they did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Edinburgh underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as performance poets with a penchant for fucked-up noises and controversial opinions.
They meld hip-hop, philosophy, protest and dark magic. They sometimes perform with the Beltane fire dancers. To date they have played at Edinburgh's Jazz Bar at the celebrated Big Word cabaret; participated in urban roots poetry event Seeds of Thought at Glasgow's CCA; developed a post-apocalyptic dystopian floorshow for the Acoustic Cafe at Out of The Blue; helped Alan Grant open the Local Heroes: The Art of the Graphic Novel exhibition at the National Library of Scotland; performed at The Magic Igloo, a multimedia installation at The Bongo Club, and at the 2008 Wickerman Festival. In 2009 they rocked the Edinburgh Fringe at Underword. Expect more action in late 2009, including an action-packed Halloween gig at Neverzone.
Chemical Poets are: Tickle (Burning Bright), Harlequinade (Sileni) and Texture (Morphamish vs. Texture), with music by Owen Green (Sileni), Asthmatic Astronaut (Underling), and mo-seph (Kresch).
Chemical Poets add more musicians, dancers and poets as and when we feel like it. Chemical Poets are available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, children's parties and funerals.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... ChemPo.
PRAISE FOR CHEMICAL POETS:
"Obviously this is written by satan himself!"
- Frank P. Lester
"Underground sensations."
- The Skinny
"A fiery trio of hip speed-ranters operating out of Embra. Texture is fast, Tickle is furious and Harlequinade is ... well .. fizzy! Experienced slam-burglars... (they riff on) love, sex, drugs, life and music."
- PoetsOnFire
"Feral and ferocious... Veteran writers known for their breathtaking performances...More than hip-hop, more than live art, much more than poetry; this is acappella fire music."
- Underword
"Punchy prose and powerful poetry."
- Edinburgh UNESCO City of Literature website
"A ferocious poetry collective with hip-hop roots."
- Alternative Edinburgh community (Livejournal)
"Rich depths indeed... ideas splash and crash meaning nothing . everything; truth made transparent will turn you into some kind of demented nodding hound, lapping it all up; slinky, snaky rhymes will make you grin... glorious juxtaposition... Get out there and hear 'em. Then buy (their) book."
- Brikolage 'zine
Evening Times - Festival Highlight (2009)
"PURE TRASH."
- PROUDSOLDIER
"This is not poetry, nor literature for there is NO TRUTH nor any beauty in it. Still know God does LOVE YOU and died on the CROSS for YOU. REPENT my child...or it (the beast) will destroy you forever."
- Henery Stillian
OCT.17 SWEETER'S DAY SAT. NIGHT CONNECT & CUDDLE DANCE PARTY!! With a Few Specially Selected Live Performances!!! Also Official Afterparty for: DeJuan "NYCE" Thompson & SULLIVAN HIGH SCHOOL CLASS 97-05' REUNION! Hosted By: Night Knight Ent. 4 Bros. Ent Penny's Pure Diamond Ent. Solo Polo Promotions The Video Magazine Lord_X_Odus The Wild Onion & Spinning Turntables DJ Kool Ant!!! Capital Night Club (3 fully loaded bars!) 4244 N. Milwaukee Chicago, IL 60641 21yrs & up w/ ID Doors: Open @ 9pm-3am Ladies Free B4 12:00am $5 After Guys $5 B4 12:00 am & $10 After Casual Dress Attire
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More info contact: (773) 632-7768 dthomps779@yahoo.com or 773-405-6154 NightKnightenent@gmail.com or 312 576-0828 xodlo@sbcglobal.net
Fourth EP from the savage sound system - 'Nothing Here Works But Your Works' now available for free download from ineedmusik.com Features Shellsuit Massacre, Sacre Noir, R-S-T, The Riddlah, Shiloh_zen, U-Turn and many more.....
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" I regard Christianity as the most fatal seductive lie that has yet existed, as the great unholy lie: I draw out the after-growth and sprouting of its ideal from beneath every form of disguise, I reject every compromise position with respect to it—I force a war against it." (Friedrich Nietzsche)
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WHITE premiere UK tour releasing new album produced by Blixa Bargeld(Einstürzende Neubauten). Cosmic industrial avant-garde music. Alex Chichile, New York based sound artist, use brain wave controlling modular synth, quatrophonic performance. Four Acts from Beijing, New York, Edinburgh, London Sandy Milroy 1/4 of the mighty tusk, effect pedals destruction. Eaten By Children Improvised electronics, amplified surfaces and Super-8 flicker films
29th April, Wednesday. The Bowery, Edinburgh, Door 7:30, Finish by 10:30. £6 / £5 Advanced List: Email your name to tickets@grindsightopeneye.co.uk for Advanced List.
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Directed by MICHEAL LUCID one of my FAVORITE directors/actors/comic genious/humans and co-creator of PRETTY THINGSSS (www.prettythingsss.com)
@ The Canon's Gait, Edinburgh, Sunday - 22/02/09, 7pm
£5 door.
Alan Courtis was of course an integral part of the infamous Reynols, and has been involved in countless collaborations with names such as Pauline Oliveros, Kawabata Makoto, Campbell Kneale, Lasse Marhaug, Dylan Nyoukis, Culver.
Aaron Moore is best known as part of Volcano The Bear, described by The Wire as "producing some of the finest, wildest British music of the last 10 years on record and on stage”, and revered for their peerless releases on labels such as Beta-Lactam Ring and Nurse With Wound's United Dairies. He's also one third of Amolvacy (along with Dave Nuss of No Neck Blues Band), and the Paris-based Textile Orchestra.
Usurper (Ali Robertson - Giant Tank, Malcy Duff - Missing Twin), Edinburgh local stand-up bending forward minimal graphical noise art duo, will be joint together with Daniel Rutter.
Foredell Research Unit (aka Freaser Burnett), is one of finest scholars dedicated to power drone phenomenon with most modest and sincere scientific mind. The night's presentation will also include Grant Smith. Psychological tranquillity exist through large-amplitude-vibrating fluid.
Just sending out a reminder THE SHAKEDOWN 7 til Late at THE WEE RED BAR LIVE MUSIC FROM THE BANANA SESSIONS & GAND - EYE WE HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT PEACE & LOVE
Presenting... The SHAKEDOWN ....... The brand new live music and good times evening hosted by your favourite mellow fellows GAND - EYE and we are delighted to have the wonderful BANANA SESSIONS playing with us for the inaugural SHAKEDOWN at the wee RED Bar 27th November 7pm til late & it's FREE!!!!!!!!! We hope you can make it.
GSOE Upcoming gigs and events featuring with Electric Cowboy Cacophony, Blood Stereo/Ali Roberstson, Helena Gough, Owen Green, Diva Abrasiva, Christoph Ogiermann, Powerplant, Filario Farinoppo, The Dyad, Neil Davidson, Scrim, Blistrap: http://www. grindsightopeneye. co. uk/WP/?page_id=11