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THE CHRiS JeNKiNS
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CHRIStiansburg, Virginia
United States

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Member Since3/26/2006
InfluencesAnything and everything I've ever heard.
Sounds LikeFat fingers attempting to play a cheap guitar/keyboard while singing with a little vomit resonating in the throat.
Type of LabelMajor


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THE CHRIS JENKINS, is the figure who, in Western cultures, is described as bringing gifts on Christmas Eve, December 24 or on his Feast Day, December 6.The legend may have its basis in hagiographical tales concerning the historical figure of Saint Nicholas. The modern depiction of THE CHRIS JENKINS as a fat, jolly man (or gnome) wearing a red coat and trousers with white cuffs and collar, and black leather belt and boots, became popular in the United States in the 19th century due to the significant influence of caricaturist and political cartoonist Thomas Nast.[3] This image has been maintained and reinforced through song, radio, television, and films. In the United Kingdom and Europe, his depiction is often identical to the American Santa, but he is commonly called Father Christmas. One legend associated with THE CHRIS JENKINS says that he lives in the far north, in a land of perpetual snow. The American version of THE CHRIS SJENKINS lives at the North Pole, while Father Christmas is said to reside in Lapland. Other details include: that he is married and lives with Mrs. Claus; that he makes a list of children throughout the world, categorizing them according to their behavior; that he delivers presents, including toys, candy, and other presents to all of the good boys and girls in the world, and sometimes coal or sticks to the naughty children, in one night; and that he accomplishes this feat with the aid of magical elves who make the toys, and eight or nine flying reindeer who pull his sleigh. There has long been opposition to teaching children to believe in THE CHRIS JENKINS. Some Christians say THE CHRIS JENKINS tradition detracts from the religious origins and purpose of Christmas. Other critics feel that THE CHRIS JENKINS is an elaborate lie, and that it is unethical for parents to teach their children to believe in his existence. Still others oppose THE CHRIS JENKINS as a symbol of the commercialization of the Christmas holiday, or as an intrusion upon their own national traditions.



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GREEN REBEL

GREEN REBEL



Dec 17 2008 12:38 AM


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Erin

Erin



Mar 6 2008 4:36 AM

NEW SONGS! New songs.
Please.
Georgios

Georgios



Aug 23 2007 12:53 AM

Hey, I got that picture for you. Let me know your email address and I'll send it over to ya
B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



Jun 20 2007 2:27 PM

Haha. I love the new song. Really looking forward to "Roid Rage" dropping though! Sounds hot!
B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



May 20 2007 3:59 AM

Are those Palestinians or something in the background? What's up with that? (They look like big fans though.)
figgliscious

jennifer scarpelli



May 17 2007 4:02 AM

i think i like the old name better...
Darkstone Entertainment

Darkstone Entertainment



Mar 27 2007 7:02 PM






Welcome to Frightmares
A Festival of the Damned

This will be the inaugural short film festival for the Central Virginia area that is anything and everything horror, science-fiction and fantasy. Presented by Darkstone Entertainment, Frightmares will have all the fixins of your normal film festival including awards and screenings with a little something extra. From all the submissions to the festival, we will be putting together a compilation DVD for national and international distribution. Check out http://www.myspace.com/frightmaresfest for all the details and submit your work today to be seen by all.

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Jan 4 2007 1:34 AM


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Dec 22 2006 7:40 PM


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B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



Dec 20 2006 3:22 AM

The new song is brilliant!
Shana Nigans

Shana Taylor



Dec 18 2006 3:02 PM

i was upset to find you don't have any music videos. whats up with that?
many years ago i remember seeing you as a little girl with pigtails?
B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



Dec 10 2006 6:01 AM

You working on any new projects?
Hampton Volunteer Bomb Squad

Hampton Volunteer Bomb Squad



Jul 21 2006 12:25 AM

Chris, you are crazy! That song is hysterical, even funnier though is the look of disgust that joseph got on his face while i listened to it. Just curious, what was the inspiration?- Erica
Ben!

Ben!



Jul 17 2006 9:36 PM

JOE SHAW FUCKS FUCKS FUCKS ALL DAY LONG!!! JOE SHAW FUCKS FUCK FUCK WHILE YOU SING THIS SONG!!!
Hampton Volunteer Bomb Squad

Hampton Volunteer Bomb Squad



Jul 17 2006 6:09 PM

well...thanks for the invalid props i guess
wonder what my fam will think when they hear it
B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



Jul 16 2006 7:09 PM

Hahahahhahaha!!! Wonderful new song.

"Bitch, put that condom away!"
B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



Jun 27 2006 11:24 PM

Today I was at the gym trying to sculpt my guns. I say trying, because I was not having a very inspired workout... That is until "SoaP Song 2" started pumping through the headphones of my iPod! Suddenly, I was amped up beyond belief! I damn near shat myself! It was like someone gave me an IV of Red Bull and Yeager, except I was not drunk and my senses were razor sharp. Perhaps I should say it was more like someone gave me an IV of just Red Bull then... Anyways, I started lifting hard as hell! I was really blasting my biceps as the song climaxed (you know the part where it's just your voice and no background music for a while...).

Thank you for the good workout jam!
T. Baum & his Footstep

T. Baum & his Footstep



Jun 21 2006 4:45 PM

The...Chris Jenkins. Why not "That" Chris Jenkins or "This" Chris Jenkins.

Too many questions.

Thank you The Chris Jenkins - hope things are Norfine in Norfolk.
Everybody Gets Played

Everybody Gets Played



May 2 2006 4:44 AM

SoaP song 3 is great. Rock on brotha!
B.L. Wentworth

Brent Wentworth



Apr 25 2006 5:07 PM

You only have 10 votes so far (and 5 of them are from me.) YOU NEED TO STEP IT UP SON!

My advice would be to spam all the bands that you are friends with on their comment page. Don't they spam the shit out of you with their bulletins?
kate

kate devito



Apr 25 2006 2:14 AM

aight...
you totally and completely got my vote.
I have never heard such brilliance.
figgliscious

jennifer scarpelli



Apr 20 2006 1:02 AM

song 2!!! song 2!!!! song 2!!!!
Adam

Adam



Apr 19 2006 4:44 AM

they should make a movie for each song! but the first movie should have song ..1.
Noelle

Noelle



Apr 19 2006 1:27 AM

you make me laugh and smile:)

I like song ..2

although the JJ skeleton key song got me at "castration"
Ben!

Ben!



Apr 18 2006 9:03 PM

Oh, I get it now. Samuel L. Jackson is in the movie. Now there is a reason for the snakes to be on the plane, because they are friends with Samuel L. Jackson.
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