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the christpunchers
Metal / Experimental / Ambient

Is your road to happiness caked with excrement? <S



detroit, MICHIGAN
United States

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Last Login:  7/2/2009
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Member Since12/10/2004
Band Websitewww.thechristpunchers.com
Band Membersengine, fuel, destination
Influenceseverything we have ever seen, heard, or touched.
Sounds Likethe christpunchers
Record Labelhttp://unfortunatemiracle.com/
Type of LabelIndie


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   About the christpunchers
Formed in summer '01 with a purpose to instill sedition against the popular music culture. To serve as a musical bludgeon acting to illuminate a sedate public to the hazards of the mass produced, corporate controlled propaganda masquerading as rock and roll. A guitar and drum guide to power. Volume used as an instrument. Hypnotic noise washed feedbacking malignity. Paleolithic use of rhythm set against a wall of drone. Tape loop dialog superseding the use/need of vocals. Minimalist music bred and executed with hostility.

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YEAR OF THE PIG





Apr 7 2009 7:50 PM

Year Of The Pig...new demos on the page. NEW EP COMING SOON!!!! Check 'em out!! They sound like the end of the world.
Spent





Nov 11 2008 1:50 AM

Thanks for the add. Stay sic.
The Grizzley Madams





Oct 9 2008 3:48 PM

I am going to cum hard! Are you still active? Please tell me you have some vinyl available with these songs on them, a cd, microcassete, 8-track whateva bring da love babies!

You're in Christ's cum!


SMK
Bambi





Sep 14 2008 7:48 AM

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SUMA





May 23 2008 12:44 AM

HOLY SMOKE!
Witness Nine™





Mar 25 2008 4:19 AM

miquiztli auh tlayoalli inhuic intlateotoquiliz imihiyo auh intlatollo
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Vera





Feb 10 2008 12:18 PM

Excellently sound! Thanks!
Mike Goblin





Jan 10 2008 2:21 AM

Mr.A
His Name Is Alonso™





Jan 3 2008 2:21 AM

HONEYBURN





Dec 24 2007 10:04 AM

CHEERS VINCE!!!
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ßlake





Sep 15 2007 4:48 AM

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pINk pLASTic PLANet





Aug 24 2007 3:06 PM

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Over and over again I have said that there is no way out of the present impasse. If we were wide awake we would be instantly struck by the horrors which surround us...We would drop our tools, quit our jobs, deny our obligations, pay no taxes, observe no laws, and so on. Could the man or woman who is thoroughly awakened possibly do the crazy things which are now expected of him or her every moment of the day?
--Henry Miller, in "The world of sex" ca. 1941
HONEYBURN





Aug 7 2007 7:52 PM

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pINk pLASTic PLANet





Aug 4 2007 3:58 AM

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We have sinned in Pride





Jul 4 2007 4:32 PM

i love video comments, how about you



happy fuking 4th
love love love, vikeee
We have sinned in Pride





Jun 24 2007 2:09 AM

hay sweeties, bemember when i said you and helios saved my life? well yeah then i took a vow of chastity and started a shitty little band of my own. well now this no sex thing is bothering me. yikes, whats a girl to do?

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kiss kiss
ßlake





May 26 2007 9:39 AM

when's the Running Wild shirts going to be done?
HONEYBURN





May 24 2007 9:27 PM

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We have sinned in Pride





May 6 2007 12:27 AM

"how, will you tell me, is a child ever to learn anything if it's not allowed to ask questions? people that say 'don't' so much are ruining the race-that's what they're doing! nice lot of little shriveled brains they're going to have, if they give no fairy stories to the children and won't let them ask questions either. ugh!" the magical house of zur

hope you are doing fine. hugs and kisses, vicki
rYAn





Apr 25 2007 2:04 AM

My sack is itchy.
rYAn





Apr 17 2007 1:20 AM

Dear Christpunchers...you shitheads rock so hard that you make me want to binge on hostess products & worship the devil...fuck off you bastards...love, richard.
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the brutals





Apr 13 2007 10:44 PM

thank for the add
ßlake





Apr 7 2007 8:24 PM

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The Grim Meathook Experience





Apr 6 2007 6:50 PM

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS WEEKEND FROM THE GRIM MEATHOOK EXPERIENCE!

THE GRIM MEATHOOK EXPERIENCE
the furnace recording studio





Apr 3 2007 8:34 PM

"If you want a vision of the future,
imagine a boot stamping on a human face.....forever."
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