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The Cinema Snob
Parody / Rated R / Sketch Comedy
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Male
27 years old
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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Help support the show! Visit the September 9th entry in my myspace blog to donate shitty movies to the Snob for a review!!

The Cinema Snob is a satirical series of reviews featuring a fictional character created and portrayed by Brad Jones.

The Cinema Snob LOVES himself some classics of arthouse cinema and goes to sleep at night dreaming of the films of Fellini, Kurosawa, Godard, and Bergman. But what happens when this pretentious snob is given the task of reviewing low budget exploitation flicks of the past?
Websiteyoutube.com/thecinemasnob

    The Cinema Snob's Interests
GeneralThe Cinema Snob enjoys sitting in his big comfortable chair, pouring a nice glass of Klinker Brick Wine, playing the lost classics of Beethoven, while randomly pointing his finger to a selection of the steller AFI 100 Greatest Movies list and popping in a sure-thing cinema classic.
MoviesThe Snob enjoys such classics as Citizen Kane, Belle De Jour, Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, The Wizard of Oz, Being John Malkovich, Ghost World, The Searchers, The African Queen, The Grapes of Wrath, Gosford Park, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Nashville, Ben-Hur, An American in Paris, Shane, The Birth of a Nation, Doctor Zhivago, High Noon, Titanic, Sophie's Choice, The Last Picture Show
HeroesWell of course The Cinema Snob joins hands with other fellow pretentious snobs in rejoicing the likes of Terrence Malick, David Lean, Robert, Altman, Steven Soderbergh, Akira Kurosawa, Ingmar Bergman, Jean-Luc Godard, Steven Spielberg, Fellini, John Ford, Michael Cimino, Wong Kar-wai, Spike Jonze, Paul Thomas Anderson, Lars Von Trier, Gus Van Sant, etc

     The Cinema Snob's Details
Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Income:$150,000 to $250,000


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ZOMBIE 4: AFTER DEATH by The Cinema Snob
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ELSA FRAULEIN SS by The Cinema Snob
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SATAN'S CHILDREN reviewed by The Cinema Snob
SATAN'S CHILDREN reviewed by The Cinema Snob rating
UNHINGED by The Cinema Snob
UNHINGED by The Cinema Snob rating
SAVAGE VENGEANCE by The Cinema Snob
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DON'T GO NEAR THE PARK by The Cinema Snob
DON'T GO NEAR THE PARK by The Cinema Snob rating
ALUCARDA by The Cinema Snob
ALUCARDA by The Cinema Snob rating
HOLOCAUST 2 reviewed by The Cinema Snob
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VIDEO VIOLENCE reviewed by The Cinema Snob
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IMPULSE (Starring William Shatner!) by The Cinema Snob
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Or just follow the links below to access any Cinema Snob video you like, even the ones not available on youtube!

54. American Commando 2: Hunting Express

53. Ninja of the Magnificence

52. Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent

51. Full Metal Ninja

50. Zombie Vs. Ninja

49. Strike of the Panther

48. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

47. Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws

46. The Stewardesses 3-D

45. The Galaxy Invader

44. Tales from the Quadead Zone

43. Salo, Or The 120 Days of Sodom

42. Slugs

41. The Refrigerator

40. The Italian Stallion

39. Horror of the Zombies

38. Black Devil Doll From Hell

37. Day of the Panther

36. Savage Weekend

35. Frankenstein Island

34. Elsa Fraulein SS

33. Mother's Day

32. The Black Six

31. The Eerie Midnight Horror Show

30. Monkey with 72 Magic

29. Woodchipper Massacre

28. Blood of Ghastly Horror

27. Zombie 5: Killing Birds

26. Snuff

25. Ninja Untouchables

24. Zombie Lake

23. The Hand of Pleasure

22. Terror At Orgy Castle

21. Evil Come Evil Go

20. Blood Freak

19. Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger

18. Zombie 4: After Death

17. Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days

16. Satan's Children

15. Unhinged

14. Savage Vengeance

13. Don't Go Near The Park

12. Alucarda

11. Holocaust 2

10. Video Violence

9. Impulse

8. Brutes and Savages

7. Zero In and Scream

6. Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo

5. Sadomania

4. Crazy Fat Ethel II

3. Wanda, The Sadistic Hypnotist

2. Porno Holocaust

1. Burial Ground: Nights of Terror

Brad can also be heard as the co-host for the podcast "Radiodrome."


Who I'd like to meet:
All of the fine artists who have caused that first single tear to flow from my watery eye.

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Texas Independent Films





Jul 10 2009 1:59 AM

Thanks for the Add Bro.  Loved watchin ya diss my movie!  That was hilarious.

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Jessica





Jul 9 2009 9:50 PM

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Jul 7 2009 8:43 AM

Very nice page

fucking cool reviews

thanks for the add.

here's my band's webpage:
www.myspace.com/abismonuclear
Siko Mike





Jul 7 2009 8:32 AM

Your reviews are fucking kickass! I especially love the ones for Woodchipper Massacre, Nail Gun Massacre, and Don't Go Near The Park. I'm looking forward to seeing the upcoming reviews. I am a reviewer myself mainly horror/thriller type of movies both good and bad. You can check out my reviews on in my videos.
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Jul 7 2009 2:02 AM

stevie





Jul 6 2009 12:39 PM

Thanks for the add,keep up the good work sir.
Ebizuka





Jul 6 2009 12:27 AM

I notice on your "HORRIFYING EXPERIMENTS OF THE SS LAST DAYS" video that your on season 2. What season are we on now?
King L Dub





Jul 5 2009 10:07 PM

Thanks for the add, love the reviews, keep them coming.
BIZARRE & NEEDS FETISHES





Jul 4 2009 8:46 AM

Have you seen Boardinghouse (1982) ?¿

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfCWKorTVMw
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Jul 2 2009 5:14 PM

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Jul 2 2009 5:02 PM

These guys are REALLY good!

BIZARRE & NEEDS FETISHES





Jun 25 2009 4:43 PM

hi iM from Spain. love your reviews!
Wish you would do the review of " Il Était une fois le diable - Devil Story " Old School French Gore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGfASuKA_d4&feature=channel_page Il Était une fois le diable - Devil Story
Silent Cricket Is Gonna Be A Daddy!





Jun 23 2009 7:16 PM

Come on YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!!

Madam Melva





Jun 21 2009 2:27 PM

I just watched your latest review for "Terminator 2." Funny stuff! How did you get the balls to watch those shitty movies you got on your list?? I mean, even the robots from MST3K would probably panic, especially to flicks like "Nail Gun Massacre" & "The Refridgerator!" I feel for you!
Doctor Phibes





Jun 19 2009 2:11 AM


Superb reviews and podcasts; you've got my on-going support.
Great Serling impression as well!
Giovanni





Jun 16 2009 4:22 PM

My god, I loved your review of Salo!
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Jun 16 2009 4:14 PM

I just listened to your new web/radio show and am still laughing! I loved it, man! Keep up the great work.
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Jun 15 2009 6:57 PM

I thought this was wicked!

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Jun 12 2009 1:45 PM

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Jun 11 2009 8:58 PM

Congratulations on Kerby week! I've been loving each new vid everyday! We all have been. Best of luck, man. Take care!!!!
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May 29 2009 1:29 PM

EZ CHEWIE A Star Wars Short Film





May 22 2009 1:20 AM

EZ-CHEWIE - A STAR WARS FAN FILM ....Atom.com: Funny Videos | Spoofs | Funny Animations..
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May 19 2009 5:09 AM

tOnY#!





May 11 2009 6:00 PM

love what your doing and cant wait for the next vid. im sure you get suggestions all the time but id say the worst ive seen is backwoods, not the 80's deliverance rip but some newer shot on video junk, now thats painfull. anyways like i said love the vids and keep up the great work.
tony
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May 11 2009 6:29 AM

Since it's your favorite game

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