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The Countess & the Cun$T Rock Revolution
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Member Since8/12/2005
Band MembersThe Countess & the C.R.R. - Promo Film for musical ARTSBASEL

THE COUNTESS in early 2004 The Countess realised domestic virtue was not what she was destined for ,in fact that virtue of any sort domestic or otherwise was anaethsma to her core . With the rally cry of HOUSEWIVES ARE THE NEW ROCKSTARS " she sought divorce and exile. Hiding out in the wilds of hampshire u.k. she set about starting a revolution in a world where conservatism was more prevalent than ever and where bland and banal conformity was the status quo. What C:U:N $:T: ROCK setS out to do is to encourage a positive strident street level art statement that incorporates music and provovative spectacle as a direct response to the aroma of decay permiating popular culture.The kids who were before in past decades , the leaders of the backlash had become suckered by big buisines , their imaginations rotted by an economy of false needs elevated into a tableau of frozen desires ,and those desires reduced to a cartoon of twitching needs'. The past is now the future ............ with this in mind The Countess set about her task and what a journey it has been.! she read a book about the nature of random synchrinicity and decided to try living her life according to the principles that 3 coincidences correspond to a vital clue of how to proceed,.The first incarnation of the band comprised players met at the local village pub in otterbourne hampshire u.k . A pretty vegan , claivoyant 'traveller' percussionist on bongos called IZZIE ; a mentally challanged guitarist bRIAN and his fat carer,The show at sohos KABERETwas attended by drunks and londons art elite who watched The Countess wearing a dress that was a st george flag held together with andrew logan brooches, leaping onto the bar , wrestling a 6foot bouncer to the floor all whilst singing operatic and excellent rock songs .Those in the audience including dUGGIE fIELDS; rOBERT cAREY wILLIAMS ; jAMIE rOSE talked of a radical birth of something close to the chaos and brilliance of the sex pistols.i myself saw this show and my first thought was that i had never anything more exhilirating in my life.The songs were manificant and the band were utterely deranged. The Countess..s next endevour was to hang out in a kebab shop on the edgware road and choose three people who in the space of two weeks who were attractive to her three times .The line -up became Lady Ruth a stunning sixteen year old west indian mother of a three year old boy who learned to play her sons fisher price keyboard , Tim Arnold guitarist and ninetees indie star of band Jacosta, and a Mick Jagger lookalike guitarist called Sandy who was so permanently stoned that he drove via Wales from London to get to the infamous 2004 manchester in the city music conference gig. The gig got THE countess voted ..woman of the year.... 2004 and the band band most likely to ... by Designer magazine The Countess then planned to take C:U:N:T: ROCK REVOLUTION cant understand normal thinking .. to NEW YORK the capitol of the western world: Getting media coverage with the contraversial name of the movement and the delicate conservative sensibilities post 9/11 of the mainstream u.s press proved a difficult task . However shows very quickly become the stuff of new New York myth and commanded a fanatical following of gorgeuos girl fans screaming and sporting c.u.n.t.rock tee shirts ,aping The Countess..various stylings and taking the fashion of C:U:N:T rock to the streets where it found its way into various fashion publications new york magazine where the countess was named a fashion icon ,and italian vogue . ........Hollywood names, artists , skate punks, skanks and pretty vacants and the remaining original warriors of the new york bohemian underground such as michel auder , antone periche, steve paul,penny arcade, gary indianna, lucien,peter beard, rachel weiss made The Countess shows talked about events .Patrick Mcmullen christened her .. downtowns reigning queen .The shows became the subject of films and documentaries by Jaque Crack of uppers and downers magazine , film maker and New York chronicler Antone Periche and film and video director Steve Barron.. Shows with thought provoking titles"plastic spastic love " saw the countess suspended in plastic covered in discount barbie dolls from china town and dressed as a sex doll to emerge and slalom mannequins on a skateboard whilst singing the beautiful genocide II aria "abfinite", oN ANOTHER OCCASSION a half naked entrance on a crucifix ( a year befor Madonna made a similar entrance) for the "i am FEJUS the FEMALE JESUS -AND SO ARE YOU !" AS the "mad molecule"emerging from a dress made to look like a syringe wrapped in a blood splattered white hospital gown for the " mad molecule" shows , and at the KNITTING FACTORY SHOW where THE COUNTESS AND THE C:R:R HEADLINED -holding a bag of goldfish emerging from a a giant plastic package like an eightee brigitte bardot with blonde extentions and a blue and white stripey tee shirt for "THE FUTURE IS STUPID -INDENTIKIT GOLDFISH"-the new york times sunday magazine ran a fashion spread two months late with similar styling and clothes , its model holding a bag of goldfish .. In Jan "008 the countess moved to BERLIN where the band was rechristend THE CUN$T ROCK REVOLUTION;due to its collaberation with established german artists ,Clemens Weiss and Henry LeUCher .CUN$T is the german word for ART: THE COUNTESS AUTHOR OF all songs stylist, producer, lead singer, agitator, and chief protagonist in any absurdist setting. CUN$T ROCK has bECOME AN ever changing opera containing every conceivable twisted oomska that the mud of New York City and BERLIN has vomited forth onto their glittering pavements. includes, but is not limited to: Pope Knox Chandler I (guitar sax and lewd comments), "Lady Ace" Curtis (who learned to play bass in two weeks for the C.R.R.), man cannibal Miss Amelia, JTR3 drum visionary , bass instinct Jimmy Caruso ( greatest rock bassist alive ,) Kristen, Jessie Torissi (aka Mo Tucker's doppelganger) mike Beans , , Kristen Booth -poet THE RECORD HAS THE FOLLOWING luminary PLAYERS BRIAN JACKSON DIALLO HOUSE ISHMAIL ON THE BERLIN GRIND RECORD JIMMY CARUSO JTR3 JAMIE BIDEN AND WILL FEATURE GLEN MATLOCK ON THE SONG HE WROTE FOR THE COUNTESS 'AMBITION' ON THE ROCK RECORD The PINK PONY shows cunst rock witnessed the legend responsible for GIL scott Heron THE Archduke BRIAN JACKSON ..s and spiritual guidance ( "Winter In America" one of the greatest records of all time ), ISMAIL on drums and DIALLO HOUSE on double bass. The BERLIN chapter stars The Berlin Boys & Beauties: TICÖ ZAMORA (guitars), KIA (drums) It continues to delight, subvert and astound . joanna rahim 2008

Influences daily i feel the influences of missing friends whose lives have been tragically extinguished from this world in freak cruel instances ... ,Kadamba Simmons , guitarist Matthew Ashman , style icon Leon, -aka the fat bloke .. mens clothes designer Amos, guitarist Alias and my L:A neighbour DEREK WITTUS who i will swear was an actual angel.Here are the others in no particular order that have made me trip with joy for what they create... David Bowie , Scott Walker, The Doors , CLEMENS WEISS a genius sculptor,thinker and artist ,Veena JaSon , Penny Arcade -performance artist, Ian Dury and the BLockheads, Roots raggae i heard on portobello road which i should know the names of but don´t, played by Lepke deejay and founder of D.B.C. and Grove fm ... The Jam. The Specials,Annette Peacock, Billie Holliday, Nina Simone, Al Green , Iggy Pop, Barbara Streisand , Lional Bart songs in "Oliver!," Jimmy Scott, (the best voice I've ever heard),LA Band TOLEDO incredible performer , Prince and most of Kate Bush, BRIAN JACKSON a divine talent, GOBSAUSAGE - check them out , THE SEX PISTOLS .... forever ; Nick Cave, P.I.L.,songwriter Don Black who did the James Bond themes and ´Diamonds sre Forever´, Shirlie Bassy, Xray Specs, Visage, RUSTY EGAN as a drummer and an inspiring human being, The Faces , The Stranglers ,Janice Ians song `17`, GLEN MATLOCK -as a musician, songwriter really good singer and a humble and wonderful person .The Clash, Big Audio Dynamite, Rickie Lee Jones first two albums, The Who, Kurt Weil, a band called FILI DOLO ` Queens of the Universe Rise` , crap cheesy musicals which i am too embarrased to name , any production by Norman Whitfield or Willie Mitchel, pop artist DUGGIE FIELDS totally fucking rocks.. if loaded i would buy all of his amazing paintings and i totaly buy into his philosophy of Maximalism , he is a massive influence on me ,.. Andrew Logan sculptor, Genocide II founder artist deejay producer KRIS BONES- a diamond ,the theme from Blade Runner, the music from "Diva" -who wrote it ? i never did find out , ..some Mozart that i dont know the name of ,`all the classic Rolling Stones songs i will never get tired of hearing ......, Italian and French cinema from the 50s 60s and 70s all soo sexy .. all those great Italian directors , FELLINI ; VISCONTi ; ATIONINI , the film maker Steve Barron and his unforgatable videos, director Michel Gundry, and these movies... THE LEOPARD; Blade Runner, Cinema Paradiso, Life is Beautiful, Short Cuts,Il Topo, Bring me The Head of Alfredo Carcia, Some Came Running, Sunset Boulevard, Papillion,China Town , The French Connection, Lolita,Breaking the Waves, Festen ,To Have and Have Not, Broadcast,Taxi Driver, Choking Man- Steve Barron short film ,Bonnie and Clyde, All about Eve,there are loads of other great movies whose names i may not recall but who i loved as they transported me and made me forget myself .. i love to read the books that re- interpret life for me ... these writers ..jack karouak , philip roth , thomas pynchon, kurt vonnegut ,milan kundera ,normon mailer,charles bakowski toni morrison, tom wolf, i could easily live another whole life and dedicate that lifetime to reading ... there are so many books i still have yet to read .... oh and there are two songs from Sesame Street that have resonated with me for as long as i can remember "I Have 5 Monsters in my Family' and "Rubber Duckie, You're the One"
Sounds LikeA female Iggy Pop, shirlie bassy on crack, ."The bastard child of David Bowie and Marianne Faithfull" (Rolling Stone Magazine) with operatic training and a nervous disorder. TEMPERATURE: Dense, moody, theatrical, maladjusted and badly in need of mood-stabilizers.
Record Labelunami records u.k. for magazines will kill you 12"
Type of LabelIndie



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melina





Oct 3 2008 10:19 PM

hello love!!

send you a big kiss from neukölln...
...see you tomorrow at your gig - cant wait to see you performing again! lots of love, sista!
DUGGIE FIELDS





Aug 28 2008 5:29 PM

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Jun 27 2008 10:39 PM

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May 26 2008 6:49 PM

ALRIGHT, DARLIN? HAVE A BUTCHERS AT THIS! XX
kataleyna





May 12 2008 7:18 PM

i woke up yesterday from a disturbing dream, i was in the house where i grew up and two beautiful colorfull birds were flying in the garden, i was behind the window that was a little bit open from beneath because the weather was nice.. all of a sudden the births wanted to come to me and i got scared so i tried to close the window before they could get in. they were pretty big with all colors and so forcefull -kinda like those sailor's birds u know-
(they started of small but became bigger as they came closer).
so i was closing the window and they were getting angry trying to get in and then they got stuck between the extra layer-window (all of a sudden there was an extra layer window!!)
and then i saw i had killed one of them because i had (afraid as i was) closed the window on him.
his head was chopped of...bloody mess... colored feathers..
i woke up.
upset.
The Purple Phyre





May 11 2008 3:33 PM

Hey, thanks for accepting the add request - great stuff!!
kataleyna





Apr 13 2008 9:53 PM

MY MOST THRILLING DIAMOND, HOW R U?
sooooooo much time has passed i can't take it no more when oh when shall we reunite??
i miss u beautiful flaming alexxx
billie ray martin





Apr 9 2008 9:47 AM

your tracks are great. can't wait for the nu album!! vive le c..t!
billie ray martin





Apr 9 2008 9:36 AM

how's my favourite c..........t in town? we're gonna have so much fun honey.
THE OPIATES





Apr 3 2008 1:14 AM

we love you!
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KEBNYC





Mar 29 2008 5:22 AM

I have your video for "Object of Desire" embedded on my page. I play it whenever I am feeling down or longing for our New York days. I have played it thrice in the past half hour.

I have abandoned California, it wasn't at all what I thought. I will be back in New York, shacking up with an unsung hero for the month of April.

I am missing you blind.

xoxoxoxo
Love You Madly
Kristen
AlexNorden.com





Mar 23 2008 9:08 PM

New York is dead without you!
Hope to see you in europe soon!
DUGGIE FIELDS





Mar 10 2008 12:55 PM

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KEBNYC





Feb 10 2008 11:16 PM

***A BIRTHDAY POEM FOR THE COUNTESS***
BY KRISTEN BOOTH


Women of the World!
Stand up! Take notice!
Or better yet genuflect! La Countessa
is in effecta and the stage is about to be setta
on FIRE!

The Grand Dame has made a grand entrance: As always.

The leader of the Revolution; the Goddess
and Cunt Rock Aquarian
makes her presence known in every hemisphere;
even if she ain't even there.
Men's libidos and jaws drop in tandem to the floor,
you ain't never seen shit like this before.
Smash a plate, smash a dish, let your ears and mind blow
with one note of her smash hit and ain't nobody takin'
NO,NO,NO,
for an answer.

The Revolution IS being televised
in your psychedelic mind
but at the present time, February Tenth time--
it can only be Zapak.
She's always been where it's at and
FUCK the slags, haters, and Arthur Bakers of the world!

This one's

The Truest,
The Fiercest,
The Brightest,
The Mightiest,
The Fightingest,
The Tightest,
The Most Righteous--
Never just some bloody Ex-Girlfriend--
But only an honest friend;
The real Object of Desire;
The only girl who can dance on high wire and make that shit look...
easy.

She's the Cleverest,
The Bravest,
My most Favoritest,
The Litmus Test
For any artist
Who thinks their shit don't stink.
This is what I think and I"m gonna keep it goin' with

The Baddest,Raddest,
Leather Cladest,
Hot Assest,
Fantasticest,
Brandtastictest,
The Ferocious Linguist,
A Most Clever Songstress...

VIVA LA COUNTESS.
bruno aleph wizard





Jan 13 2008 6:20 AM

Happy and a healthy New Year to you Alex. As we all know a cunt is a beautiful thing, hopefully your revolution will be every bit as beautiful.Music is the only artform that contains the keys to the mysteries of the universe(thus life itself) in its form/nature/creation/and content.As such it must be accepted with humility by those blessed with its gift. You might be pleased to hear that Poly Styrene is getting X-Ray Spex together for gigs this year.I spoke to her two days ago and went to the rehearsal..it is looking good. there is even talk of playing New York..now wouldnt that be something..have a great year Blessings Bruno
DUGGIE FIELDS





Dec 24 2007 7:27 AM

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Dec 11 2007 3:57 AM

i love u :)
Kenny Kenny





Dec 5 2007 10:04 PM

MISS YOU
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Oct 24 2007 8:38 AM

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Sep 25 2007 7:48 PM

MANY KISSES DARLING

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Kenny Kenny





Sep 25 2007 7:48 PM

MANY KISSES DARLING

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kataleyna





Sep 14 2007 5:35 AM

i gonna run 2 uuuuuuuuu
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kataleyna





Aug 30 2007 11:38 PM

oh ohoh oh oh noooooooo
where r u???
oh no oh no oh nooooooooo
kataleyna





Aug 29 2007 7:07 PM

ok so i c u never check ur myspace mi amore...hmmmm...that's not good...!!!
letting me type this all 4 nothing!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i guess shall just give u a call instead ;)
Artoony





Aug 22 2007 6:54 PM


Greetings
from
Artoony UK
AlexNorden.com





Jul 18 2007 6:40 PM

kataleyna





Jul 11 2007 4:32 AM

hey come back allready :)
Mark Moore





May 25 2007 5:42 PM

I love you my darling x

Mark Moore: New York 04/07
Tim Arnold





May 21 2007 5:27 PM

I Miss You!

Tim x
LAUREN FLAX