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As of late, I've been really into pepperjack and habaniero jack cheese. That and bicycling.Music
"God, I'm bored. Mights as well be listening to Genesis." -Rick (The Young Ones)/// Dylan, Waits, Yo La Tengo, REM, The New Pornographers, The Pixies, Jonathon Richman and the Modern Lovers, Richard Buckner, The Shins, Quasi, Monks, Belle & Sebastian, Sleater-Kinney, 70's Billy Joel, the Arcade Fire, Blind Willy McTell, Destroyer, Neko Case, Gram Parsons, The Go! Team, Harry Nillson, The Hold Steady, Velvet Underground, Love, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Drake, Nick Lowe, Nick Cave, Rufus Wainwright, Wilco, Mozart, Beethoven, the Beach Boys, Patti Smith, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elvis Costello, Elliot Smith, Feist, Sondre LorcheMovies
"A good movie is three good scenes and no bad scenes" -Howard Hawks/// Miller's Crossing, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Blue Velvet, Stop Making Sense, Zelig, Swimming to Cambodia, Children of Men, Singing in the Rain, Eternal Sunshine..., Shakespeare in Love, Aguirre-the Wrath of God, Road House, I'm Not There, Once, ManhattanTelevision
Books
"The good end happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means"- O.Wilde/// Catch-22, The Last Temptation, City of Glass (Auster), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Things They Carry, Our Dumb Century, Shakespeare, High Fidelity, Chuck Klosterman books, The Sweet Hereafter, The Professor and the Madman, Devil in the White City, Pauline Kael books, To Kill a Mockinbird, Huck FinnHeroes
Jonathon Richman, Frank Lloyd Wright, D.B. Cooper, Joan of Arc, The Iron Giant, Jon Stewart, and Jason Stephens.
Latest Blog Entries
- May 5, 2009 5:53 AM My First Nose Job- Hopefully my last
- Apr 30, 2009 12:08 AM My Nose Job 3: Road to Purity
- Apr 28, 2009 10:17 PM Nose Job 2, recovery
- Apr 25, 2009 7:46 PM My First Nose Job
- Apr 18, 2009 8:00 AM Life's Little Changes
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About me:
"All my lies are only wishes." -Jeff Tweedy/// Born in Janesville, WI, which is not near as bad as people say that it is. Raised Roman Catholic. Wandered away from the faith, but it never really leaves you. Went to Craig High School, which was God's joke on me. College at UW-Eau Claire to study theater. Rather there than Juliard. Why? Theater classes only teach you what you're doing wrong, which is important and all; but math, history, literature, science, geography, everything but theater-they teach you to understand and understanding is the key to acting. Also Eau Claire has the Joynt, a bar cooler than any in NYC. Wrote movie reviews. Graduated. Moved to Madison. Pizza delivery. Video Store. Groundskeeping. Historic Preservation. Acting. Directing. Moved to Seattle. Bottomed out in Seattle. Escaped right as things were getting good. Immediately started missing Seattle. Minneapolis. Offices. Back to Madison. More acting and directing. More offices. Stabs at writing. Tour guide at Taliesin. Benedick in "Much Ado." Marat in "Marat/Sade." The male half of "The Blue Room." Started doing short films on the Internet with Blame Society Productions. "Caught Red Handed" Trilogy. "McCourt" trilogy. "Chad Vader." Life gets a bit more interesting. Famed smoker. More famous cougher. Pritzker Prize winner (2004).Who I'd like to meet:
Wolverine. Not the angry Canadian X-Man, but rather an actual wolverine. He would be my companion and protector, destroying mine enemies from the ground up. He would be very knowledgable about music and we would wander the backroads of the Midwest solving peoples problems and discussing the importance of Gram Parsons on modern music and how not enough people appreciate the Go Team.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking
- Hometown: Janesville, WI
- Height: 3' 5"
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: Undecided
- Education: College graduate
- Income: $150,000 to $250,000
April Paradis 4 years ago
Mad City Chickens
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Area 51 4 years ago
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10 of 53MoreCraig, you such a funny writer.
Hey Craig..your'e in the film!
The Mad City Chickens documentary is now on DVD. It's all about people who keep backyard hens in the city.It's available here
hey, so - were the Oscars better than poker?
i'll bet not.
Thanks for the add and WELCOME TO AREA 51!!
We [insert generic heart graphic here] weird Jimmy!
-Harry, Gareth, Eric, and Mike
http://www. WeAreArea51. com
http://www. myspace. com/WeAreArea51
Hey, thanks for the add! I just read/skimmed your blog entries and was laughing my ass off! I think you're the only person who writes interesting MySpace blogs. Most people write boring pointless crap. Glad to know you're still funnier than ever!
why thank you Craig. Lookit you, all full of fun little facts like maritime borders and what not!
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Happy Birthday Mr. Craig!
happy 78th birthday..you look great.