The Craig Johnson
Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames

Male
35 years old
MADISON, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 6/5/2009
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    The Craig Johnson's Interests
GeneralAs of late, I've been really into pepperjack and habaniero jack cheese. That and bicycling.
Music"God, I'm bored. Mights as well be listening to Genesis." -Rick (The Young Ones)/// Dylan, Waits, Yo La Tengo, REM, The New Pornographers, The Pixies, Jonathon Richman and the Modern Lovers, Richard Buckner, The Shins, Quasi, Monks, Belle & Sebastian, Sleater-Kinney, 70's Billy Joel, the Arcade Fire, Blind Willy McTell, Destroyer, Neko Case, Gram Parsons, The Go! Team, Harry Nillson, The Hold Steady, Velvet Underground, Love, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Drake, Nick Lowe, Nick Cave, Rufus Wainwright, Wilco, Mozart, Beethoven, the Beach Boys, Patti Smith, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elvis Costello, Elliot Smith, Feist, Sondre Lorche
Movies"A good movie is three good scenes and no bad scenes" -Howard Hawks/// Miller's Crossing, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Blue Velvet, Stop Making Sense, Zelig, Swimming to Cambodia, Children of Men, Singing in the Rain, Eternal Sunshine..., Shakespeare in Love, Aguirre-the Wrath of God, Road House, I'm Not There, Once, Manhattan
Television"Everyone has a purpose in life. Maybe yours is watching television." -D.Letterman/// The Wire, The Simpsons, The Young Ones, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Soap, Blackadder, The Daily Show, Deadwood, Futurama, The Mighty Boosh, Buffy and Firefly. ALDI-the Racist Dragon.
Books"The good end happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means"- O.Wilde/// Catch-22, The Last Temptation, City of Glass (Auster), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Things They Carry, Our Dumb Century, Shakespeare, High Fidelity, Chuck Klosterman books, The Sweet Hereafter, The Professor and the Madman, Devil in the White City, Pauline Kael books, To Kill a Mockinbird, Huck Finn
HeroesJonathon Richman, Frank Lloyd Wright, D.B. Cooper, Joan of Arc, The Iron Giant, Jon Stewart, and Jason Stephens. Monkey Business Institute, Madison Wi Improv Comedy Show

     The Craig Johnson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Hometown:Janesville, WI
Body type:3' 5"
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

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Theatre - Management - Direction




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   The Craig Johnson's Blurbs
About me:
"All my lies are only wishes." -Jeff Tweedy/// Born in Janesville, WI, which is not near as bad as people say that it is. Raised Roman Catholic. Wandered away from the faith, but it never really leaves you. Went to Craig High School, which was God's joke on me. College at UW-Eau Claire to study theater. Rather there than Juliard. Why? Theater classes only teach you what you're doing wrong, which is important and all; but math, history, literature, science, geography, everything but theater-they teach you to understand and understanding is the key to acting. Also Eau Claire has the Joynt, a bar cooler than any in NYC. Wrote movie reviews. Graduated. Moved to Madison. Pizza delivery. Video Store. Groundskeeping. Historic Preservation. Acting. Directing. Moved to Seattle. Bottomed out in Seattle. Escaped right as things were getting good. Immediately started missing Seattle. Minneapolis. Offices. Back to Madison. More acting and directing. More offices. Stabs at writing. Tour guide at Taliesin. Benedick in "Much Ado." Marat in "Marat/Sade." The male half of "The Blue Room." Started doing short films on the Internet with Blame Society Productions. "Caught Red Handed" Trilogy. "McCourt" trilogy. "Chad Vader." Life gets a bit more interesting. Famed smoker. More famous cougher. Pritzker Prize winner (2004).
Who I'd like to meet:
Wolverine. Not the angry Canadian X-Man, but rather an actual wolverine. He would be my companion and protector, destroying mine enemies from the ground up. He would be very knowledgable about music and we would wander the backroads of the Midwest solving peoples problems and discussing the importance of Gram Parsons on modern music and how not enough people appreciate the Go Team.

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The Craig Johnson has 143 friends.
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April Paradis





Apr 7 2009 9:28 PM

Craig, you such a funny writer.
Mad City Chickens





Mar 30 2009 6:06 PM

Hey Craig..your'e in the film!

The Mad City Chickens documentary is now on DVD. It's all about people who keep backyard hens in the city.



It's available here
micheLe, you so siLLy





Feb 23 2009 3:17 PM

hey, so - were the Oscars better than poker?

i'll bet not.
Jeffrey P.





Dec 22 2008 3:52 AM

Hiya Craig! Just thought I'd try to log onto myspace, and guess what??? It kind of worked this time!

What's uppppp?
Area 51





Nov 20 2008 8:34 AM

Thanks for the add and WELCOME TO AREA 51!!

We [insert generic heart graphic here] weird Jimmy!

-Harry, Gareth, Eric, and Mike
http://www. WeAreArea51. com
http://www. myspace. com/WeAreArea51
K





Oct 25 2008 4:40 AM

Hey, thanks for the add! I just read/skimmed your blog entries and was laughing my ass off! I think you're the only person who writes interesting MySpace blogs. Most people write boring pointless crap.
Glad to know you're still funnier than ever!
Brooke





Oct 19 2008 12:59 PM

Thanks for the add, you're awesome!


-B
April Paradis





Oct 12 2008 11:21 AM

why thank you Craig.
Lookit you, all full of fun little facts like maritime borders and what not!
Benzo.





Sep 15 2008 7:30 AM

April Paradis





Sep 2 2008 6:13 PM

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jenny





Aug 20 2008 8:46 PM

Happy Birthday Mr.
Craig!
blankgeneration





Aug 20 2008 6:51 PM

happy 78th birthday..you look great.
Drummindog





Aug 5 2008 11:41 PM

Dude, I love the Chad Vader Janitorial educational thingy you starred in. We need more Weird Jimmy!!! Give us more Weird Jimmy!! Give us more Chad Vader for that matter!! Thanks for a great laugh, bud. Hope you are well.
April Paradis





Jul 26 2008 11:04 PM

Humorous Pictures<br
Charley





Jul 21 2008 2:26 PM

Thanks for adding me! I'm a fan of the Chad Vader series and happy to have you as a MySpace friend.
:)
The League





Jul 19 2008 1:54 PM

Watch the newest episode of The League.
Leave us a comment too - let us know what you thought! ..
Courtney Collins





Jun 27 2008 4:36 PM

Hey Craigory - you probably already knew this, but...
http://www. high-noon. com/calendar/?mode=now&mdy=2008&mdm=10&mdd=01
April Paradis





Jun 21 2008 7:38 AM

Hola! Como eshtash? Yo Shoy Abril y yo shoy putash!

shshshshshsh...
Aaron





Jun 10 2008 9:52 PM

jessie





May 17 2008 9:07 PM

Hey if you're not busy tomorrow, stop on by WORT 89.9 studios and hang out at the block party for a while. On the 600 block of W Doty near the corner of Bedford St. 11am to 7pm with The Pints playing at 5:30. Lots of great bands playing all day. Food and beer! So I hope you see you there!

-Jessie
Linda





Apr 28 2008 4:50 PM

"Tweedle Dum said to Tweedle Dee, your presence has grown obnoxious to me."

I love the new Album!!!!
Aaaron Scholz





Apr 24 2008 5:56 AM

I'm pleased to discover that you are not just "A" Craig Johnson.
Trey





Apr 24 2008 2:13 AM

Hey, thanks for adding me. From the first time you laughed maniacally in Chad Vader, I was like "that guy's cool".
Hope to see you in more blamesociety films to come!
Aaron





Mar 28 2008 6:52 PM

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April Paradis





Jan 23 2008 3:55 AM

Hi Craig! I tagged you to write a blog about yourself (something I know you hate to do ;)
See my blog to find out what it is!
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