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The Crashtones
Indie / Alternative / Metal

"THE CRASHTONES!"

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California
United States

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Last Login:  7/4/2008
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Member Since2/12/2006
Band Websitethecrashtones.com
Band MembersLIVE LINEUP ----

Sam Witwer - Vocals. Dating your Daughter.

Razor Shamrock - Metal up your ass.

Demetri - Bass and Superbad.

Timmy "Souldog" Hibben - Percussion

DJ Bert Gordon - Metal in your filthy mouthhole.

DJ Headstabber - Master of Mustache.

COLORFUL OF THE STEREO--- Sam Witwer - Vocals, bass. Johnny Crash - Electric guitar. Ronnie Armstrong - Percussion. Wayde Ruffalo - Turntables, Keys. Sam Tambarillo James - Accoustic Guitar, Tambourine

InfluencesSystem of a Down, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Mike Patton, Faith No More, Peter Gabriel, Dave Mathews, Depeche Mode, Jeff Buckley, James Brown, the feature film THE MIST, CRANK, and the tv shows IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, and DEXTER... oh... and your MOM was a BIG influence.
Sounds LikeTHIS.
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Record LabelNope
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   About The Crashtones
Called "The TOP band of ALL TIME", the Crashtones are here and poised to make sweet sweet love to your ears. BOTH of them. F**k YEAH!

Want to find out more about The Crashtones? Visit www.samwitwer.com and then it's ON.


LISTEN to the REST OF THE ALBUM (and BUY IT) At WWW.CDBABY.COM

or BUY CRASHTONES SONGS on ITUNES!

or BUY THEM RIGHT HERE!!!!




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Jul 4 2008 9:19 AM

myspace code

Louie


Is Online


Jul 3 2008 11:50 AM

hey congratz SWTFU is now the number 1 game on ps3 and 360 .ign .
com
♥ Ιερεζι ♥





Jul 1 2008 3:51 PM

hey whats up !!
how have u been?? je je
I watched Dexter je je u were there :P..well i just passed by here saying hello..take care my friend..xoxo..cya
A Restless One





Jun 30 2008 4:19 PM

Praise Satan!
Nessa™ lo que es amargo nunca sabe a miel





Jun 25 2008 9:47 PM

hey hows it going Droppin by 2 show U sum l0v3....!!!!!!!!
Sunnie Lush ♥





Jun 25 2008 12:52 PM

hiiiiiiii =]

hows it going?

<3
Chris





Jun 24 2008 2:27 PM

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Hey The Crashtones, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


This will get your site some extra hits. Good luck Sam.

JENNIFER





Jun 21 2008 3:34 PM

“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, it does this when ever it is told”

“Put the fucking lotion in the basket”

Silence of the Lambs - WFT?

My quote would be (also Buffalo Bill):

“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard”

Shocking!
Louie


Is Online


Jun 19 2008 11:36 AM

dude how the hell am i supposed to wait 3 months for The Force Unleashed and are u gonna play The Secret Apprentice in the live action show
JENNIFER





Jun 19 2008 9:18 AM

Yo, Robot King ... Check it out!

http://blog. wired. com/geekdad/2008/06/our-robot-overl. html

Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!
MalvWalk,,





Jun 19 2008 5:37 AM

Fuck yeah!
RJ-WAN





Jun 19 2008 2:29 AM

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Vet Plays SMALLVILLE's Doomsday!!

Sam Witwer, better known as “Battlestar Galactica” raptor ECO Crashdown, has been cast as the regular villain Doomsday on “Smallville,” according to Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello.

If you’re wondering how you’ll recognize Witwer beneath all that spiky alien makeup, know that the “Smallville” Doomsday is a handsome, witty twentysomething bartender and occasional serial killer whose real name is Davis Bloome.

The same Ausiello story indicates that an actress named Cassidy Freeman will play Tess, a blonde supergirl Lex Luthor hired to keep an eye on things while he’s away from Smallville. And that Ollie “Green Arrow” Queen will be a regular next season.

http://www. michaelausiello. com/2008/06/18/exclusive-bsg-stud-cast-as-smallvilles-doomsday/

Congrat's! Sam!

Jeff - www. obiwanslostbrother. com
Heather





Jun 18 2008 12:00 PM

I'm awesome today. Thanks for asking. How are you? Love your music. Eclectic,energetic and...well it just simply rocks...just the way I like it.
BRIAN





Jun 18 2008 11:29 AM

WOW IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, I'VE BEEN DOING REAL GOOD THANKS. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT YOU ARE DOING PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF. I LISTENED TO SOME OF THE SONGS ON YOUR PROFILE AND THERE VERY GOOD, LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN GET YOUR CD.
Mantis





Jun 17 2008 11:16 AM

fuckin' awesome!
JENNIFER





Jun 16 2008 12:18 PM

ARG!

I have like 45 mins before I can skip outta work ... legitimately early. Reading your lyrics right now, kinda proped up a 6' x 3' painting as a door so I have some privacy to my semi-open office (has inspired much attention from passing co-workers) ... the lyrics are totally intense. Yikes, you guys are kinda deep (and maybe a bit messed up - but who isn't?).

More then a pretty face.

Note to anyone reading this ... BUY THE CRASAHTONES CD!
JENNIFER





Jun 16 2008 7:53 AM

OK my Monday morning could not be any better than this ... my Crashtones CD (1 of 4) just arrived (yeah that is right sent to my office address). Oh and I am soooooooooooo looking forward to getting home this pm and chillin out to the sound of your voice!

(Now that I have the CD you might see your myspace hits go down ... as I frequented the 4 tunes you have up almost daily) :p
She whom walks amongst Shadows





Jun 12 2008 1:44 PM

Not exactly, how about you...lol?
What have you been up to?
stwk





Jun 12 2008 7:26 AM

hahaha, youre CRAZY! and I love it.
love the music too.
You rock!
Marcus





Jun 11 2008 10:33 PM

thanks for the add

you guys rock!
ineedAMANDAhugandkiss





Jun 11 2008 8:15 PM

for sure.
veggysmurf





Jun 11 2008 2:22 PM

Thanks for adding me Dude you Rock
She whom walks amongst Shadows





Jun 8 2008 10:24 PM

Long time no chat...hope all is well...

^.
^
RJ-WAN





Jun 6 2008 8:09 PM

Soul Calibur IV


"GameSpot just announced that in addition to having Yoda in the Xbox 360 edition of Soul Caliber IV and Darth Vader in the PS3 version

Both SKUs will have The Secret Apprentice from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed!

Check out a video on GameSpot. com!

Jeff aka Obi-Wan's Lost Bro!
JENNIFER





Jun 5 2008 11:19 PM

Hey Sammy boy ...

Today I ordered like 4 of your CDs from CD Baby and it seems that 3 are on back order. Looks like you are in such high demand that I am lucky to be getting one at all.

The problem lies in the fact that I very well may be forced against my will to make a copy or two - are you OK with that?

If not I'll have my peeps take it up with you directly - let me know.
Reign of Тася





Jun 4 2008 10:13 AM

Some people don't find it funny when you go around singing King of the Robots out loud.
Particularly at funerals :(
Zehcnas Eiram Einahpets(: <-reverse it





Jun 3 2008 1:50 AM

heyyy.
whatcha up too?
i just now heard your music and i like it.
l0l =]
Tracie





May 30 2008 3:37 PM

*looks around innocently* I don't know WHAT you're talking about Adie, I'm all about the Crashtones - I mean after that night with Johnny.....
Adie





May 30 2008 11:55 AM

Now now, ladies. This is in danger of descending into "conduct unbecoming" territory.

After all, this should be all about The Crashtones.

And besides, women of our age have by now learned the art of sisterly love, gentleness, patience and have a wealth of experience to share...

And as an added bonus, some of us can suck a golf ball through 6 feet of hose pipe.
JENNIFER





May 30 2008 9:15 AM

lol

Yes, but a male in and around 30 is no longer in his sexual prime :(

Looks like the boat sailed without you sexually charged ladies! LMAO
Tracie





May 30 2008 9:02 AM

Just so you know, the old bidies are in their sexual prime - something the boys in the band are very happy about ;)
Adie





May 30 2008 7:27 AM

Feel the Crashfan lurve, people.
JENNIFER





May 29 2008 7:23 PM

I say the below in all good joking fun ofcourse! :)
JENNIFER





May 29 2008 7:21 PM

Ha ha ... you 2 r funny 'ol biddies!

*smirk*
Tracie





May 29 2008 6:37 PM

Someone is SUCH a trouble maker.
I'm not naming names but they live on the OTHER side of the ocean - trying to corrupt sweet, gentle Ronnie that way ;)
Adie





May 29 2008 4:35 AM

Next time you see sweet, gentle Ronnie, tell him there's a hot mama on this side of the pond who's looking to corrupt him...

And when you see Wayde, please tell him that -- No, it's no good. I can't keep this up without giggling.
Reign of Тася