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The Cretins
Punk / Rock

Changin' line-ups since 2004



Minneapolis, Minnesota
United States

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Last Login:  12/17/2009
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Member Since11/28/2005
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THE CRETINS: Clock Rock 'N' Roll
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CURRENT LINE-UP:
L.U.C.- Guitar/Vocals
A.L.X.- Guitar/Vocals
J.A.T.- Bass/Vocals
M.A.T.- Drums/Vocals
InfluencesYou wouldn't believe us if we told you.
Sounds LikeLine up changes and arguing.
Type of LabelUnsigned


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   About The Cretins
NEW ALBUM "Angel Rhythm and Devil Blues" Summer 2009

Official Track listing

Angel Rhythm

1. Intro
2. Number One With a Bullet
3. A Maraca
4. Aurora
5. The Night My Baby Killed Me
6. The L.U.C. Devil Blues
7. Ride, Baby... Ride
8. Goin' to the Pub
9. In the Morning
10. Juncture
11. Soldiers Joy
12. *Untitled*
13. (Even If You) Don't Love Me Back
14. Life Is No Fun
15. *Untitled*
16. You Will Be Mine


Devil Blues

1. Intro
2. Don't Belong
3. Stiletto's
4. Take Me Home
5. Animal
6. White Man (Don't Want Me Around)
7. *Untitled*
8. Peace Like A River
9. One Way Ticket
10. Zombie
11. Samuel/Die Tonight
12. See Me Go (Kingston, JA)
13. The Continuing Story of A Wild Man Named Marty Graw
14. Medly
a) Tell Me
b) Killin' Him Once
c) I'll Never Be The Same
15. Land Far Away
16. Rain/Liar



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Fonyo - DEC29!! FUK!

Fonyo - DEC29!! FUK!



Dec 17 2009 11:13 AM

FUK! CRAGG! RADIO! :)
Sziasztok,
December 29-én, kedden este 21 órától élő, egyenes adásból Fonyó előszilveszteri koncertet hallhattok a Cragg! Rádió műsorán.
Érdemes sietni, és időben kapcsolódni, mert a koncerthallgatás lehetőségét (vagyis a stream-et) 100 főre korlátozzuk majd!
Pontos információkat aznap fogtok megtudni itt a szpészen: www.myspace.com/fonyo és a http://blog.myspace.com/fonyo oldalon ki lesz írva mindenféle link, és hogy mit, hogyan kell...
Ezenkívül érdemes twitteren is követni, hiszen linkek és információk itt is kitudódnak!
TWITTER elérhetőség: http://twitter.com/fonyo
A koncerten új dalok is el fognak hangzani, melyek biztosan be fogják lopni magukat a szívetekbe! :)

Szóval, ne feledjétek! December 29-én, este, 21:00, Fonyó-ONLINE koncert a Cragg! Rádióban...!
Számítsatok rá, hogy nagyon jó lesz, könnyed lesz, ütős lesz és miegymás...! :)
Tehát infó később, tessék leskelődni! :)

Szép Karácsonyt Mindenkinek!
...:::szeFó cRew:::...
Finding Eden

Finding Eden



Dec 16 2009 9:31 AM

Hey thanks so much for the friendship! where ya from?
The Season (All I Need IS UP!)

The Season (All I Need IS UP!)



Dec 16 2009 8:38 AM

hi hi!!! what are you up to this lovely chilly minnesota day??
TRON

TRON



Dec 16 2009 7:58 AM

SE CAMBIO A TARROS EL RECREO !
BLVD ANAHUAC CASI ESQUINA CON LAZARO CARDENAS !
MXL BC. VIERNES 18 DE DICIEMBRE 9PM
tarros el recreo 18 de diciembre con reseña

Wavelength Masters

Wavelength Masters
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Dec 15 2009 1:44 PM

Hi The Cretins!
Holidays are here!!! Once again I'm, offering my low holiday pricing. Great rates for full length CDs, mix-tapes, EPs, and singles. Get in touch if you need high-quality mastering on a budget.
Hope the holidays treat you well!!!
Jim Bowen
Wavelength Masters
Hostile 6 free collabs hit me up

Hostile 6 free collabs hit me up



Dec 15 2009 3:24 AM

Check out my page and play "Just A Little Murda" on my"soundclick" player(on the bottom of my page)Acutually it will play automaticaly so if you just stop by it will help I jumped 1,000 spots since yesterday help me get #1 in the Hardcore charts!!
Thanx Hostile 6
Stuart Webb

Stuart Webb
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Dec 14 2009 9:37 PM

Hey my Preview EP is up on iTunes go check it out if you got time! thanks and my Beer Pong Song is also available on iTunes!
NiHiLiST CUNT!

NiHiLiST CUNT!



Dec 14 2009 3:25 PM





Plague Years ( Another New Song Posted)

Plague Years ( Another New Song Posted)



Dec 12 2009 9:32 AM

Thanks for adding!! Check our page for shows and music!!!!

HOOLIGAN

HOOLIGAN



Dec 11 2009 8:59 AM


 

Panoramic

Panoramic



Dec 8 2009 3:32 PM

We're giving away FREE beers at our FREE show this coming Friday, Dec 11th at Bela Dubby at 8:30 PM to thank our myspace friends - so, if you want in, send us a message so we can put you on the list, homeslice!
XO
Sean
Panoramic
Panoramic
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Hilary Payne



Dec 6 2009 9:24 PM


HI (:
How are you doing?
Can you please, please do me a really big favor & login to this site with your url or friend id > http://bit.ly/1CaVpq
I will whore you to my 60k 3 times, comment your pics & make you a sign, boob sign, or body sign.
It would help so much, all it does is give me points on those sites that I desperately need.
It will only take a few seconds.
Red Roses and Petrol - Soundtrack

Red Roses and Petrol - Soundtrack



Dec 5 2009 5:45 AM

Hi The Cretins, the Red Roses and Petrol music soundtrack is available now! The 30-track CD contains new music from Susanna Hoffs (Bangels), the Elders, Joe Puerta (Ambrosia), the Rainmakers, and a cool Irish soundtrack composed by Seth Podowitz. CHECK IT OUT ON ITUNES NOW!

Also, check out our friend Red Hot Chili Pepper Chad Smith's new band, Chad Smith's Bombastic Meatbats and their iTunes Top 10 Funk/Jazz debut release, "Meet the Meatbats"!

BUILD A NATION

BUILD A NATION



Dec 4 2009 10:48 AM

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Ryan Brinkworth



Dec 3 2009 9:49 PM

Hiya ^_^
Could you do me a real big favor, and put your Friend I.D. into this site http://www.zombieadds.com/index.php
I can gauruntee you thousands of friends with this amazing site. :)

If you do it, i'll comment your pics. Fo real :]
How are you?
Hardcore Crayons

Hardcore Crayons



Dec 3 2009 9:35 PM

21+ show
PROPERTY SIX

PROPERTY SIX



Dec 2 2009 6:24 AM

Come check out Ladiebug's birthday show on December 4th...GREEN BUDS AND JAM 3!!! Featuring P6 with DJ Madd Rich from 101.5 JAMZ! This show WILL be a freakin' blast! Tickets are buy one get one free! Check the flyer for details. See ya there!



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Oh, and for those of you who aren't in AZ...stop by and leave us some love! We love to hear from all you crazy cats out there in MySpace land...ONELOVE
FLAGSTONE 23 DIC. @ MARMAJA,MI

FLAGSTONE 23 DIC. @ MARMAJA,MI



Dec 1 2009 3:54 PM

thanks for the add,
we are flagstone from italy and we play punk rock!
listen our music!

cheers.

The Art of Horror

The Art of Horror



Nov 29 2009 9:35 PM

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Groove Sense Records

Groove Sense Records



Nov 27 2009 9:34 PM

Ciao

We invite you to check out our new releases :

STEFANO RANIERI "Trippin' Ball" (Matteo DiMarr Remix)
SER "Watch The Wall"
A FAMILY REUNION (Digital Album Compilation)


Get a preview here:
http://www.sweetleafrecordings.com/newsletter/november2009.html

The Broadsiders

The Broadsiders



Nov 27 2009 3:31 PM


The Broadsiders / Aires & Graces - Longshot Split Series #5 7"





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Available @ Interpunk.com

Go to our Myspace blog for a list of European mailorders.

Blood Root Mother

Blood Root Mother



Nov 27 2009 4:01 AM

Hello!!

If you're around on Thursday, December 10th, we are playing a show at Mario's Keller Bar. I don't know if you've been there, but it's a very cool place. It's a comfortable space, the room sounds great and they have a stellar beer selection.

Also, we will be playing ALL NIGHT! We'll play some funky, bluesy, and soulful music. We'll project live video onto a 9 ft screen. We'll play some older material that hasn't been heard in awhile, as well as some brand new songs that've never been heard. All bets are off!! We'd love it if you'd come down and listen/party with us!

Here are the details:




Hope to see ya there!!!

Peace,
Elliot
Kamikaze

Kamikaze



Nov 27 2009 2:24 AM

DESCARGA NUESTRO DEMO "MENTES INKONFORMES" (2007) TOTALMENTE GRATIS, COPIA ESTE LINK Y PEGALO EN UNA NUEVA VENTANA:  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MWY69GFW
 


DOWNLOAD OUR DEMO "MENTES INKONFORMES" (2007) TOTALLY FREE, COPY THIS LINK AND PASTE IN A NEW WINDOW:  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MWY69GFW

Mentes inkonformes
This Counts For Everything [NOW ON ITUNES!]

This Counts For Everything [NOW ON ITUNES!]



Nov 26 2009 6:00 PM

heyyy! hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving! <3 TC4E!
NiHiLiST CUNT!

NiHiLiST CUNT!



Nov 25 2009 7:44 PM





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