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The Cryptorchids
Thrash / Glam / Punk

*-----where my zombies at?-----*



Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canada

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Last Login:  6/14/2009
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Member Since5/8/2007
Band Websitewww.myspace.com/thecryptorchids
Band MembersG-ZUSS TURBO -vocals/ JUSTIN CHILDREN -guitar/ NOWAY JOSE -bass/ BO CRUDLEY-drums
Influenceszombies.... misfits.... troma.... funerals.... various bands.... sunshine... your mother...... ***More to come***
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   About The Cryptorchids
In mid 2007, long time friends and former band mates Justin Children and G-zuss Turbo got back together for some jamming on a tune that G-zuss had wanted to turn into a song for quite some time. 20 Dead Virgins was born, as was a new project that soon came to be named The Cryptorchids. Two tracks were made by the two, with the addition of the world's most versatile drummer,and roomate of Justin, Roland Junod. It was time to get band members for a full line up. Charlie Brown The Junkie soon came on board to play bass after G-zuss had jammed with him. The four had jammed with other talents on and off, but stayed as a four piece band. In the fall of 2007, Roland Junod suffered from a severe heroine and cocain addiction and had to get admitted to rehabilitation and will be there for a long time. So G-zuss Turbo put an add out for a drummer and in October of 2007, Mr.Bloodstone auditioned for the band and is now the bands full time drummer. Charlie Brown the junkie got a job in another town, so he had to move... he will be sadly missed. Luckly G-zuss new of a youngster who knew how to play bass. His name is Noway Jose. He joined the band only 2 days before going live for their first show. He did good, so we decided not to have him killed. Mr.Bloodstone passed away tragically in early January of '08 of unknown causes, he was an irreplaceable drummer. Bo Cruddley joined the band in mid January of '08 and is now the bands full time drummer, replacing Mr. Bloodstone. *---more history is unfolding---*

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LIPSTICK BULLETKISS





May 6 2009 7:45 PM

Tahnks for the add!
Let's play a show together this summer!
*SEV*LIpstick Bulletkiss
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Apr 12 2009 2:28 PM

Hey guys*
I dropped off some film from the last year SCK tour for gettting developed.I know's it s been a year, i hope they turn out. I'll post up the pix soon!
-Sevli
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Mar 5 2009 1:29 AM

First of three new tracks 'SpeedBomb' now posted.

Enjoy!

ZMG
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Jan 24 2009 6:53 PM

PLAY MORE SHOWS.
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Dec 18 2008 9:53 PM

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Dec 18 2008 7:23 PM

Hi!
Thanks for reminding me to get my pix developed. I have quite a few roles of film from the tour on disposable cameras and still haven't developed them. I'll try to get them developed over the nxt couple weeks and put them up on the site.
-Sevli
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Oct 2 2008 7:34 AM

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Sep 22 2008 10:01 PM

Awww your stuffs not downloadable anymore!
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Jul 17 2008 10:17 PM

so very ready
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Jul 2 2008 3:59 AM

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Jun 16 2008 3:42 AM

Cheers! we are now offering a free tune to everyone that signs up for our mailing list! head over to ..www. flatlinedband. com.. to sign up and get your free tune now!
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Jun 3 2008 12:46 PM



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Mar 30 2008 1:46 AM

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Mar 21 2008 6:40 PM



Check out my new tune "BIRTH OF THE NEW"(DEMO for the Next CD)...
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Feb 24 2008 6:57 AM

Didn't know Roland Junod was with you guys before. He's jamming with us now as we write new songs.
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Jan 24 2008 10:52 PM

where the shit are you mutherfrickers? we should jam before the show, er no? er what the shits? hurry up fuckers im gettin antsy.....
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Jan 8 2008 10:04 PM

I'll get you cryptochids! If it's the last thing I doooooo!
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Dec 13 2007 10:24 PM

Ya know what's fucking lame? For some odd reason, I can't download our live version of A/S/L. Or anything else for that matter. It just keeps taking me to a blank page. Get your shit together, Tom!
Susan M. Sailors





Dec 12 2007 3:05 AM

thanks for the add!!

xo
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Dec 8 2007 1:08 AM

Thanks For The Request - Monsters A Go-Go

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Dec 7 2007 9:54 AM

WELCOME TO THE X-WARD!
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Oct 30 2007 5:15 AM

Hey Guys, I herd yer stuff...yur rlly cuul! I like the D-beats and horrer punk! LOL punx 4 lyf!
kelly





Oct 18 2007 11:50 PM

hey just wondering when you guys going to put up some more songs? GET THE FUCK ON IT LOL
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Oct 13 2007 3:03 PM

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Oct 6 2007 2:52 AM

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