May 2009 and Drunkenly Onwards Spike - Incohearant Screams and Occasional Singing Ben Schism- Fast Guitar wanking and Vomit Arm Wrestling Champ Sick Boy Jay-Shitest roady in the world and Furry straped Guitar Badger - pedals,pedals and more pedals and somewhere there may be a bass Willbo of the shire of Rayleigh - Pots & Pans and Beer and Drugs supplyer
October 2008 - May 2009 Spike - Incohearant Screams Ben Schism-Fast Guitar.......Slow Hands Badger - Attempting Bass Willbo of the shire of Rayleigh-Hits Things
- October 2008 Spike - Incohearant Screams Ben Schism-Fast Guitar Coco-Shit Guitar good lead Badger - Blowing amps and there may be a bass line there somewhere under all the pedals Willbo of the shire of Rayleigh-Stella and sticks
April 07 - Spike - Incohearant Screams and Tots Essex Bird wigs Ben Schism-Fast Guitar and bear chestedness Coco-Guitarist trying to play bass Willbo of the shire of Rayleigh-Sticks and Hessian sacks
March 07-April 07 Spike - Incohearant Screams Northern style Ben Schism-Fast Guitar Northern John-Bass in an even more Northern style Willbo of the shire of Rayleigh-Drums Drums and more Drums
Influences
Herefords,Strongbow,Bulmers,Magners,Jack Daniels,Jagermiester,Vodka,Stella,Cannabis,mushrooms and other assorted drugs!
bands thats gave us an idea.......
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Anti Nowhere League
Splodgenessabounds
Operation Ivy
various 90s punk
we were round Ben and Jo's and Northern John wanted to form a band so there was a practise with John on bass,Ben on guitar,Spike on vocals and Will on drums.........John decided he couldnt be bothered and hated us so much he emigrated to Japan!
We tricked Coco into signing his soul to us and we then put him on bass.........
We played one gig with the lineup and were pretty shit..........but it was a laugh!!
Then we realised that Coco was the new Eric Clapton so we put him on guitar with Schism but then we had the trouble of finding a new bass player.........we then against the advice of every sane person in S.O.S took on The Badger on bass!!
We formed around March 07 and where still causing havoc..........
In October 2008 we realised Coco wasn't the new Eric Clapton and that he had used his Jedi mind tricks to decieve us ....he then got Genital Warts so bad his Cock was cut off which cause him to get a constant cramp in his right hand with no way of releaving it and left him unable to play guitar.......
In May 2009 Sick Boy Jay came in as a second guitarist for us making us a five piece once again so Schism could wank off on the guitar again(we mean that literally)
If anybody even reads this shit to begin with... The CelebRetards posted video of their Country-fried White Trash Anthem entitled, "Hillbilly Joe Jim Bob". Check it out!
alo boglins. hope u all had fun on tour. me n the boy r off 2 blackpool wednesday!!!! fukin wwwhhhoooooo we kant wait ;) c u all soon love-us xxxxxxxxxxx
fuk yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh wwwhhhoooooooo!!! and oi!! dnt 4get i was guna try out 4 vocals-it jus neva fukin happened..aaarrrrrrrrr (sigh) love u all. love-me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hay .........we then against the advice of every sane person in S.O. S took on The Badger on bass!! you asked coco and hes not sane is that y im in raaaaaa badger
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