The Legion Of Dynamic Discord have produced there newest incarnation on the road of OM. An the Goddess hath given it a name an that name is
THE CUNT OFFENSIVE.
The Core of the Cunt Offensive have been known by many names over the years but now go by there ordained titles. Superfluous Ninja,The Supreme Dictaitor For Life and the newest recruit Dr.Frezno Worm
The Supreme Dictaitor For Life is the mad scientist of the group often trying outrageous things to get the perfect sound, he is currently working on constructing a single string bass guitar that is 2 metres long that gives people syphilis. He has also been know to impregnate women with pegasus over the years.
His brother in chaos Superfluos Ninja on the other hand is the spiritual leader of the group, frequently consulting his pineal gland to plumb the depths of his own psyche with Eris and embraking on vision quests to converse with Boognish on how best to enlighten the masses.He is of a mind that this realms puny instruments and humans 5 senses cannot capture the 4 dimmensions of the cunt offensives beauty,hence the pegasus.
Dr.Frezno Worm not born of woman (Ganesh came whilst listening to james brown and Dr.Fezno was born into the omniverse) recently cut his extra arms off to be fair to other drummers around the world. He has also been know to be so funky women have never been able to be aroused after his performance
Having Triumphantly conquered metals ass they are now going to violate other generes of music and art. With there unpredictable live shows they encourage people who feel the need to express themselves in any way be it musicaly,artisticaly or fecally to jump on stage and do so an join the ranks of the Discordian Orchestra. If you have always wanted to do something during a live show but have never had the confidence to so contact THE CUNT OFFENSIVE and talk to us about getting it done, we are open to any and all
ideas.
The Cunt Offensive is not simply a band, it is a way of life.
We have Recently joined forces with M.I.A entertainment
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BANDS WHO HAVE PLAYED WITH US:Deprave, The Sever Project, White October,Reach Out, Turns to Ashes, Sparkle Motion, Defiance Wears Black, Perception Within, Outrage, Blame The Victim, Stomp the yard, 4105,Strike You Down,Remorseless,BloodDuster,Anal Discharge, Rather Be Dead, Kill A Celebrity, Judged By You, Amartyr, Dead Letter Opener,Happy Camper, Face Of Mutiny, Damaged Goods, Meat Snorkel, Embrace The Solar Winds, Crab Smasher, Silent Partners,Tango Saloon,Black Market,Mercy Dolls, Sonic Porno,Bloodbomb,Zeddicus, Sudden Chaos,Panda Panda Panda,No Idea, Sled, The Whiskey Fists, Kill the Apprentice, The Dead Ringers,
308,Insinner,Down Royale,Wingspan,Highway Blonde,State Of Integrity,Inane Eminence,Apex Null,A Tuch Of Fear,In-Cyde,Scimachy,Epileptic Fist Fuck,Humality, Cunt Butcher,
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