When someone asks "Let's get shobbin!"... what is their real intent?
Sometimes they may just be after a boiled egg and have not had the good fortune to run into one on their way home.
The Curate's Egg examines question such as these on a hourly basis & brings to bear light gathered from a plethora of practice...a recent example being the stringent FC (foot code) courteously requested upon visiting punters at its Hare & Hounds venue.
Previous visitations cited the CF (chip fork) dementia at large in the region (i.e: the risible unchecking of the wooden chip fork)in the late 1720's & again nearly 300 years later.
This is clearly a machine wash that is taking too long.
Although clearly stated by Garibaldi in his "Biscuits of the Risorgimento" volume and again in "365 PORTIONS OF CHIPS" this tedious and vallonchious piffling still occurs & prevents true sheds being light.
Living proof that neither London or asbestos is to blame for everything.
Music
So far the following have complied: JOHN COOPER CLARKE..GALLON DRUNK...NIGHTINGALES...THE COURTESY GROUP...EINSTELLUNG...SIMON MUNNERY...BLURT...MAUSKRAMP...BEE STUNG LIPS...MILLS & BOON...REVEREND TED CHIPPINGTON...CHARLES HAYWARD...DAMO SUZUKI...BRIAN DUFFY...ANDY BOLE...NADEEM RANGZEB...GODFREY SALTER & HIS INVISIBLE DUCKS...WOUND HOUND MORGAN & THE NERVES...THE BLACK DIAMOND HEAVIES...SCOTT H.BIRAM...
& d.js: MATT EATON (PRAM), TRISH & JAMES (BROADCAST), DYLAN, MAXIMILIAN KATUSI, COSMIC COURIERS, DECLAN, BIRCHY & PERRY, RON SPEED
Movies
"366 PORTIONS OF CHIPS." ...& any films generally that take the side of the leap year
Television
Is it just The Curate's Egg that feels that "Midlands Today" is not nearly local enough ?
Books
OUTER CIRCLE INNER MORON/INNER CIRCLE OUTER MORON by Antrobius Scrat
Heroes
And Sheroes also. Well disposed to fish of all persuasions.
One of the highlights of the Vortex London Jazz Festival – TIME OUT
Featuring Fyfe Dangerfield (from Guillemots), Gannets posit an alternative jazz history in which 30's swing developed straight into a combined form of the free jazz and fusion movements, without any of the intervening decades.
Fyfe Dangerfield - keyboards + electronics Alex J Ward - clarinet Christopher Cundy - bass clarinet Dominic Lash - double bass Steve Noble - drums
Robot vs Dinosaur returns to Island Bar on Friday 15th August!
Featuring live electronic action from Mike In Mono and Girljoy, plus DJs playing the likes of aphex twin, autechre, battles, the books, broadcast, ceephax acid crew, chris clark, cornelius, cylob, dntel, the flashbulb, four tet, germlin, holy fuck, matmos, max tundra, mouse on mars, the notwist, OOO, plone, polysics, polygon window, the postal service, prefuse 73, pulseprogramming, ulrich schnauss, squarepusher, stereolab, amon tobin, to rococco rot, tortoise, venetian snares, luke vibert, xiu xiu, susumu yokota and whatever else we can find knocking about in the dark corners of our hard discs.
Entry is £3, or just £1 if dressed as a robot or dinosaur! Doors open at 8:30, free badge on entry.
Hi, thanks for accepting. How's it goin? We'd really appreciate it if you had a listen to our stuff and let us know what you think. We'd like to work with you in t'future.
Robot Vs Dinosaur returns to Island Bar on Friday July 18th, with a free-entry event!
We'll be DJing laptoptronica, indietronica, breakcore, drill 'n' bass, chipcore, abstract techno and other made-up genres from the likes of Aphex twin, Autechre, Battles, Boards of Canada, The Books, Broadcast, Cylob, The Flashbulb, Four Tet, Germlin, Holy Fuck, Hood, Kid 606, Matmos, Max Tundra, Mouse on Mars, the Postal Service, Prefuse 73, Squarepusher, Stereolab, Amon Tobin, Tortoise, Venetian Snares, Luke Vibert, Susumu Yokota and many more.
Doors open at 8:30, with a free badge on entry! Huge cocktail selection available! Dress code: robot or dinosaur! Please visit http://www. robotvsdinosaur. co. uk for more info.
Hi Al, Glad that you enjoyed the workshop...Do keep in touch and hope that you got your night's kip!! Great work especially the jumps! I still have some writing of yours "The Dreams of Starlings?" on a tape somewhere tried to find it yesterday to bring along. My show CSB is still touring up and down the country until 26th June at The Artrix, Bromsgrove. Bestest Jane x
Robot Vs Dinosaur returns to Island Bar on Fri May 16th, with live sets from Datassette & Lone plus DJs playing all manner of electronic goodness well into the night!
Entry is £3, or just £1 if dressed as a robot or a dinosaur.
Al, 'Rainswept Smethwick' sounds utterly joyful right now! Greetings from unseasonably hot San Francisco. Looking forward to the June show, You are a gentleman Ted The Music Lovers
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