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The Damned Thing
Country / Punk / Southern Rock

Honky Tonk Punk as Hell



Edgewater, Florida
United States

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Last Login:  12/6/2009
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   The Damned Thing: General Info
Member Since1/1/2007
Band Websitewww.thedamnedthing.com
Band MembersMosquito Man Calhoun
Derik Mosqiuto Man Calhoun: drums

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Howie While My Guitar Gently Eviscerates Z: electric guitar, vocals

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Dr. Balzac: lead vocals, a caustic guitar

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Pickle Fingers on Fire Smith: banjo, electric guitar, vocals

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Timbo The Man With the Fastest Right Hand Smith: 12-string guitar, vocals

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Jimmie Dean Links & Patties: bass guitar
Influencespunk, country, bluegrass, metal
Sounds LikeGrease, beer and tobacco spit.
Record LabelStoikle Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 14 2009 12:00P
9th Annual DeLand Music Festival (5pm acoustic @ 1/2 Time’s & 8pm @ Davinci’s) DeLand, Florida

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   About The Damned Thing
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The Damned Thing is from the town of Silo right on the Florida-Texas border. They currently reside in Volusia County, FL. They play hard-ass-country-western-swamp-punk-rockabilly. They drink more than is good for them. They are sloppy and disheveled and usually have spit running down their chins. They are admired by men and coveted by women. They consume more corn liquor than any other band known to man.


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Swamp Cabbage Records/booking

Swamp Cabbage Records/booking



Dec 1 2009 6:30 PM

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DUTCH BLACK



Dec 1 2009 7:01 AM






Hey check out the Debut EP from The Ghostwitch Family Band at www.gfbstuff.com. Also on Itunes!
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Eva~lution



Nov 26 2009 4:29 PM

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Nov 12 2009 5:19 PM


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Ruby Jane

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Nov 11 2009 8:35 PM

Ruby Jane and Mark O'Connor: Virtuosos of the American Fiddle: http://www.poptech.org/blog/mark_oconnor_and_ruby_jane_smith_virtuosos_of_american_fiddle

Ruby Jane Article in New York Times!!
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Check out the new pictures and video! Let me know what you think!
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Nov 10 2009 5:43 PM

We are running a myspace friends only promotion that we thought you'd be interested in. Thanks so much for your support!


Thanks again!

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BluesFactor

BluesFactor



Nov 5 2009 7:13 PM

Hey Guys we wound up with a extra mic stand after the earthquakes gig, give me a call or swing by the ball street house


cant wait for SwampyTonk
Addison

Addison



Nov 2 2009 9:29 AM

YOU DUDES ROCK THE SWAMP!!
GHOSTWITCH FAMILY BAND (on iTunes!)

GHOSTWITCH FAMILY BAND (on iTunes!)



Oct 29 2009 1:59 PM

I miss you guys
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Oct 25 2009 2:04 AM

THANKS FOR THE AD

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Oct 25 2009 12:56 AM

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Empty Bottle, Spent Cigarette

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Oct 18 2009 8:13 PM

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Sep 28 2009 10:15 PM

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Tattoo Todd

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Sep 28 2009 9:52 PM

Huge Battle of the Bands hosted by Tattoo Todd and Pat Travers! Featuring Performance and Q&A Session with Pat Travers, 16 Bands, Shred Contest, Guitar Hero Tournament and more!

Enter now to win at www.rockiversity.com

Band GRAND PRIZES
3 Song Recording Session with
Keith Henderson - Rust Productions
&
Cameo performance on network television show
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Custom, hand-made, Electric Serenghetti Guitar
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Kathy Sohar

Kathy Sohar



Sep 27 2009 11:39 PM

A belated thank you for gettin my git back 2 me! 
Idols End (needs a Singer!)

Idols End (needs a Singer!)



Sep 24 2009 4:44 PM

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matt

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Sep 19 2009 4:36 PM

 you guys put on a good show last night
BluesFactor

BluesFactor



Sep 19 2009 3:40 PM

We want to thank you guys again for jammin with us, you guys always kill it!

Try to make it to scotfest today at 4pm  at the nsb boat & ski club in the east boat ramps.. we will be playing throughout the day an night  and anyone is welcome to grab a guitar and sit in.

thanks guys, always fun    and next up is sweet home alabama  =()

-Lou
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Sep 14 2009 2:24 AM

Whats up! Just wanted to let you know I have FREE VIP tickets to our
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Idols End (needs a Singer!)

Idols End (needs a Singer!)



Sep 11 2009 8:29 PM

This show's gonna' rock!
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So pick up your presale tickets, or message us so we know to hold them for you at the show 'cause this place is going to be packed!
Oh yeah, and if you wanna' do us a little favor, register and vote for us through the link below...

We hope to see you at the show, and do you proud in every way we can. Thanks for being a friend and fan... - Kc & I.E.
Lena

Lena Song



Aug 30 2009 4:39 AM

Just Came by to say HI! love the music
i ov thee dragon [studio]

i ov thee dragon  [studio]



Aug 29 2009 1:03 AM

dear the damn slacker thing, i would sure like that cd and stickers, so i kan fill my studio w/ your damn things. thanx, from impatient ii.
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Aug 14 2009 4:23 PM

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Lena

Lena Song



Aug 13 2009 11:32 PM

Thanks For The Add!
SiMPLE SiGHT STUDiOS

Simple Sight Studios



Aug 13 2009 3:00 PM

What up sucka's! Let us know if you need some pics!
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