ephraim e. ephraimson - sings and fits within predefined spacial parameters eric e. ericson - plays guitar and sees fit to start a song on the note of e jarrin j. jarrinson - plays the drums as a precaution against all the notes getting played up martin m. martinson - plays bass guitar until the shit is broke gwen g. gwensdottir(son) - affirms her fabulousnes by doing what needs doing precisely as it ought to be done
Influences
Rather than rely on "influence," The Danger Board prefers to get what it wants through coercion, intimidation and the occasional outright threat.
"we'll break your kneecaps, ya know..."
Sounds Like
les savy fav, sonic youth, B52s, pixies, the cramps, the clash, jesus lizard, the stooges
the Danger Board, a rock band that plays songs with music (and guitars), is comprised of all original members, none of whom (according to observers) belong. indeed, by most accounts, the Danger Board is the result of a series of accidental happenings by which each member inadvertently started the same band... at the same time... in the same room... once a week... for several months...
at this point, the Danger Board may be more properly considered a submission to inertia than a "band." it is, however, equally likely that it is improper to consider the Danger Board at all.
fans of the [illustrious] Danger Board have been treated to helmeted antics, a delicious three (3) course dinner, an encore (with less music and more songs), all (some) manner of aural delights, a hat, a mask, a flask, high kicks, esoteric covers, our last show (ever) at Station4, our lovely (if surly Shirley) waitstaff and, of course, danger!
Announcing! A show of of epic proportions crammed into a space no bigger than the average living room! There will be acts of courage! Acts of bravery! There will be unmentionable acts! There will be mentionable acts! There will be talking! Drinking! There will acts so random that they aren't even worth repeating! Only three bands though, sorry.
