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The Darnell Woodies

General Info

  • Genre: Acoustic / Garage / Punk

    Location WINSTON SALEM, North Carolina, Un

    Profile Views: 30053

    Last Login: 7/21/2012

    Member Since 10/12/2007

    Website www.thedarnellwoodies.com

    Type of Label Unsigned

  • Bio

    The Darnell Woodies are the greatest band in the world. They live in a castle in the appalachian foothills where they produce some of the worlds finest goat cheese. On the first Saturday of each month they take showers. It is not uncommon for the band to be seen wandering the streets of Fuquay-Varina in search of marbles for their extensive collection. Bryan once wrestled an alligator coz' we dared him. He lost. Aaron has a fine collection of bedroom slippers and the nicest blue velvet blazer in the US of A. Brad smells like coconuts. Matt smells like a wet dog sometimes; sometimes he smells like pasta salad. William sings death metal that will surely bring a tear to your eye. We're basically tongue depressors. Other than that, The Darnell Woodies are just a group of people making music to help you get through the night. TMKF,93 ....CLICK HERE TO BUY OUR CD! .... "Re-examine all that you have been told... dismiss that which insults your soul." - Walt Whitman Read a Review From Midnight Calling! <a href="http://www.midnightcalling.com/wordpress-mc/wordpress-mc/2009/07/the-darnell-woodies/">http://midnightcalling.com/</a>
  • Members

    "making an uproar around the castle, not knowing what to do. Bakunin got out of his conveyance, and, without wasting any time to find out what the dispute was about, formed the peasants into ranks and instructed them so skilfully that by the time he resumed his seat to continue his journey, the castle was burning on all four sides" AARON BACHELDER --- Drums, Marimba, Organs, Vocals BRAD COKENDOLPHER --- Tenor Banjo, Ukelele, Guitar, Dobro, Vocals BRYAN GALLIMORE --- Fiddle, Banjo, Mandolin, Accordion, Vocals WILLIAM VONREICHBAUER--- Bass, Guitar, Banjo, Vocals MATT SMITH --- Dobro, Guitar, Mandolin, Harmonica, Accordion, Fiddle, Vocals .... ..
  • Influences

    clouds, rain, li po, ikkyu, robinson jeffers, walt whitman, luis ferdinand celine, quilts, pie, dogs, cats, lorca. kropotkin, proudhon, phillip k dick, scelsi, ligetti, danielson is aaron's favorite at the moment. django reinhardt, fapy lafertin, taraf de haidouks, brad likes bill frisell a lot. brown liquor, fine menswear, nice dresses, dr. martens, stockhausen, the sex pistols, the clash, birthday party, black flag, a bunch of punk stuff, camp creek boys, trendy little shits who like johnny cash because they're supposed to. Bryan likes minor threat, matt does too. joe thompson. mississippi sheiks, Camp Creek Boys, Captain Beefheart. morton feldman, big al ayler, peter brotzmann's machine gun (the greatest recording of all time), the skillet lickers, death metal, dildos and the people who make them, tommy jarrell, things that are bad for you, bryan gallimore in a wifebeater, camino bakery, krankies coffee, without sounding fruity, we're mostly influenced by each other.
  • Sounds Like

    you know when your at someone's house for dinner and you flush the toilet and it keeps running so you panic and jiggle the handle and it just makes it worse, and now waters going everywhere, moving out the door towards the dining room, and you know the wife sees it and gets mad as hell, and the others think you stopped up the toilet because you have no crapper etiquette. so you start rummaging through the cabinets looking for towels to staunch the flow, but it just makes a bunch of noise and now they think your just being obnoxious and shitting all over the damn place. well, it's the sound your spirit makes as it's crushed into oblivion by a faulty toilet.

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