Saganaki John Talabaki, El Coco, Craig Fable, The Dirt, Mississippi Witch, Guanojad,
The Zebulon Pike Duo, Gringo Walker, Sex With Monsters, DR. William Phillips Esquire, The Pop up mercy Farmers, Leg Dragger and the Morons, Dirty baby and the cookooheads, clag broth and the Turkey ham, Viking Sex Pig, Bichon Frise, Flapp Jagger, Unky burger, Boss Dog ' Dang what Dis', Greg Wesley,Black Mammy.
Sounds Like
Like wasp tongue soup with no salt.
Like washing in the love juice of crows.
Like singing through a hole in your throat.
Like razorblades in your porridge.
Like finding a skewer in your eye.
Like a child with its first unky burger.
Like a woman who gave birth to three children and four animals.
Snicker snacker,I am a bad horsey and I did ware a man suit so as you would fink I was pretty, I didnt mean to make you wet and now I have sand in my teeth and am very sorry.My lady horse celery is all raw now and I wish we could take back what we did. I want you to know that I only did it for love and cos i was lonesome but now you might have a to go to the doctor and get put down. Can I please have my sugar cube back ?
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This Righteous happening is only one of the many works of Art, created by Jose Mertz. You Can get a real glimpse of his work at www.Leemer.org and be sure to check his ball-point drawings. The man is on time.
My lovely lady, is being pressed as you read, and should be ready for some good beatnik-fuck-dancing in late June. Her name is "quill of the mad", spawned by my tongue on a day at which i was obviously a bit chemically imbalanced. no matter...
the dead horse fester....
Just wanted to drop all of my friends a line to personally
invite you to this year's London Burlesque Festival.
Check out www.LONDONBURLESQUEFEST.com
If you are not able to attend, maybe we will see you on tour
in the fall, when Chaz Royal's Burlesque Social Club hits
the road. Either way, Thanks for the support!
Dear Santa,
When you reach the point where Superman --- who can literally lift commercial aircraft --- can't help stuff your fat gut down a chimney, I think it's time you considered calling Oprah's personal trainer or investigating that stomach stapling thing so popular in Hollywood.
It's time to call Jenny Craig, dude.
Please stop killing yourself with food. You owe it to Children all over the world to set a good nutritional example.
--- Your's truly
Little Timmy
Still waiting for my damn pony.
I've had people TRY to steal my car twice in the past three months (a few weeks ago they DID steal my license plate).
I've had co-workers steal candy, loose change and even CD's from desk drawer.
I've had sunglasses, an iPod, calculators, my wallet, cigarettes (and cigarette lighters)and a bottle of antibiotics taken from my coat pockets in restaurants.
But what really ANNOYED me were the monsters that burglarized my apartment last week.
I came home EARLY and two, eight-foot creatures had taken my stereo, DVD player, TV, a gold watch, my refrigerator and some other stuff and were climbing from my balcony, down the side of my building!!!
When I was a KID, I used to be worried about monsters hiding under the bed. NOW I'm worried that monsters are going to come and STEAL my Bed!!!
I HATE this town...
Yes, No, What, i am he,
www.hmv.co.uk
mississippi witch
just for roosevelt
£3.49
Yes, No, bad baby, what, no, yes, you pay in dracmas, what, yes yes, pay pay pay win win win, lose lose lose, you pay i win, i win you pay!
well thats darn gooood to read!
good on ya - rapid feet movement is good for you..
our next gig is at The Klinker on Oct17th, it probably won't be like last nights, maybe more improvised+wonky...
Anyway, details here: www.nowtheband.com OR/AND www.klinkerclub.info
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