Orgynius, Peter O’Tool, Tro John, John Handcock, Dik Gracin and the Jonsun Brothers
Influences
Nocturnal Remissions-our one & only musical inspiration. Other influences: crushed red velvet pillows, black satin sheets, Corinthian leather sofas, Mahogany wood paneled dancefloors, Country Club malt liquor, the Thighmaster, Lincoln Brand Shoe Polish/Hair Gel combo pack, all the strippers at The Chocolate Factory, the "morning after pill", Floyd's Barbershop & Rib Joint, Lester Bang's mom and the man who invented crotchless panties.
People often ask, "Who are The Dix?" These charismatic young men hail from soulful Compton, New York, home of the infamous "Booty Clap". The Dix came onto the scene in 1957 as The Bangkoks with original members Orgynius, Peter O’Tool, Tro John, and John Handcock. The Bangkoks boasted a top ten hit called "Love Biscuit" which was the anthem of every blue-lighted house party in 1962. The Bangkoks reassembled nearly 40 years later as the Dix, with the addition of new group members Dik Gracin and the Jonsun Brothers thus creating a brand new sound that could only be described as "Orgasmic". The Dix do more than just hit the spot, their cataclysmic rhythms and harmonies combined with their explosive dance moves makes The Dix one of the best groups to ever grace the recording industry.
crappy.?... Mothafucka passed out... so heck ... gonna get me some mo o that fine Yoghurt....maybe play sum gitarr after.. maybe score me sum pussy on the block... hell...might even whack me sum ... sum......smurfs! lil' blue mothas... maybe get that female smurf to suck me off... hmmm. now i wonder if she could spread her jaws open wide enough... hmmmm.... .... .... ... .
Da DIX .. yeahyo... goddamn.m, writing is hard.. too much o that shit..tumor achin'... gotta... get... some... yoghurt......fast.........................................................................................see? now that's better! On top o tha mothafucka!! yeah!! okay now where was I oh yeah da Dix ... yeah cool band love em! nice outfits too! wish I had me one o them fine tuxes maselve..... hmmm........ huh?...... Yoghurt?.... sright! yoghurt! yeah! it's white and it's creamy....so now what rhymes to creamy... hmmm.... fuck it... anyways...,, I's ere to wuish the Dix a merry chrstmas an all and it's been great havin you as a friend i hope y'all don't get shot at.. at least not for any dumb reasons like tryin to help a brother out with improving his woofer setup or like this other cat what's his name oh yeajh Kurt Cobain.. got himself a scrawny bitch that made him think all a these bad things.. and hauled that trigger on his own dumb ass ... dumb ass... tha's right ain't no bitch gonna get to the Buckman! fuck them sleazy ass no good wrecking yo self confidence bitches.. .. .. .. .................... huh? oh yeah, the dix... yeah great entertainersss..... better not play no jokes with those brothers.. cos they's gonna messyou up good and hard.... like we used to do back in Poland... flip a coin and see what end of the digestion organs gets the sawed off shoved in... I can tell you from experience the sound quality difference there is amaaazing... like comparin a .. a... a... well basically a butt to a mouth I guess... and .. an.. .. Crappy.. pass me that yoghurt... yeahyo.. anywaysssszzz sbeen good talkin to you and say hi to prince paul if you see him.. lil' crappy here has all his records, he's been storin them at his momma's house but it's just gettin too much these days so if he wants em back just call crappy... I gueess he has a mobile number .... don't you now crappy?... crappy.?...
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let me just tell you what happenned to me three months ago. i was downloading my new blingtone to my macrophonic devices and i discovered that my cassette drive was in need of a head cleaning.
so i popped in my new cassingle
this $h*t is hotter than Oprah Winfreys Toilet Wheel Chair Seat afta she ate 8 Chalupas at the TackoBell drive in movie theater
also
i was takin a dump in the alley when i found the lyrics to my new single.
yo Elmore, hit autoplay on the Casio
class Let me tell you something that happend to me about three months ago.I stumbulled apond a secret that my freind rustie was keeping to him self.There's somthing that most hotties won't say to a guy an that's that you are small in the package.or a guy won't say he has a problem with the size of his skin-flute .I was at my freinds house in his room chillin and on his computer stand was 6 bottles of this stuff he got from EKLANO.COM I asked him what was that all about,an since he forgot to hide them before i arived he just had to tell me.He said i got this stuff from EKLANO.COM it makes your skin-flute grow yes that's what i said it makes it grow im telling you rustie i never seen enything like it this stuff realy works!on eny guy they garentee it or your benjermans back.I have been taking these tabletz from EKLANO.COM and it's goten bigger get this two an a half inches in just a couple of month's bro you got to try these there really is a god.Remember shanin from class she woulden't give me the time of day,not eny more bro she's right here number 3 checked of on my new hotties to do list.this has been the best five months of my life my game with the laides is on a new level.Do your self a solid and go to EKLANO.COM trust me it will help your game.
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DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that welby has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. ACTFO.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from ACTFO.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at ACTFO.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. ACTFO.COM
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holy shiznit dawg i just tried one of those ring tone sites advertised everywhere and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ring tones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac quality here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringqwe.com
