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"Dork Forest Radio is an opportunity to Celebrate YOUR obsession!"

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87 years old
in your heart. at a con. where do you think?, CALIFORNIA
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Last Login: 5/13/2008
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InfluencesStar Trek, Firefly, Star Wars, Highlander, Lord of the Rings, Space Trilogy (by CS Lewis), Player of Games by Ian Banks, Kage Baker, Harry Potter.
MembersJackie Kashian - Dork Visionary Joe Wilson - addressing his inner Dork Dork Forest Dot Com
AlbumsCake is Not My Downfall (2002), Circus People (2005)

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Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Dorkville Earth
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Leo

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About me:

The Dork Forest

Every Thursday 4-5:00pm (PST). A live streaming Internet podcast with guests that you too can talk to - um, During the show... call in then. 347) 996-3897

Once upon a time, I wrote a joke about a forest, where dorks lurked, as I thought; isolated and alone.

But once spoken of - I learned that I was NOT alone. And I also learned that there were UNCHARTED areas of the Dork Forest that I had never heard of, or visited. And they were dorky - those areas.

As all unfamiliar areas seem strange, foreign and, perhaps, scary. Some of the places I've learned of may never interest me... but others have created new obsessions. For example - I am now a fan of comic books. And I love me a decent board game. But... still leery of ever dressing as an elf and going away for the weekend. So here is where I want to know what's in your brain box.

I want people to write about what THEY love to do. Are you a fan fic writer? A D&D fan? An online video gamer (not that you'd have time to write anything if yer an online gamer), way too into Disney? I want to know you and I want us to know each other. I don't really know how to do this... but we will learn together.

I also have the call in show - cuz I CAN! Holy smokes this crazy internet thing is amazing. Why even bother thinking about poverty or Iraq or anything else but our obsessions? The schedule is linked or referenced around here somewhere, and anyone can call in, @ (347) 996-3897.

Dork Forest Defined: Since the joke debuted on television several people have emailed me to ask... "is my weird obsession in the dork forest?" Collecting GI Joes; constantly working on their motorboat (do you attend boat shows? I ask. Yes. Then yes). Even Gun collectors ask if they have a place in the forest. I say yes. "Compulsive "vintage clothing" buyers and people who can't turn off Days of Our Lives. ESPECIALLY if there is some sort of "con." We're all there. But now I've received this question: "does the KKK belong in the dork forest??? Bigots are dorkier than most, so you could argue it either way..." And here's my basic answer for those who wonder about Scientologists, Right to Lifers, the Amish ("they dress up!") and the KKK. No.

While members of these groups could also be members of the dork forest (let's say they, in addition to being KKK members, also like their dog so much they dress it up in a tutu and take it to parties), groups like these are not Dork-y. When you dress up like an elf or a klingon and and go away for the weekend, you're playing what I like to refer to as the "Adult Play Date." Hence the dorkiness. Sad and Misguided people with such low self-esteem that they have to find someone to hate more than they hate themselves are DOING, not PLAYING. That's something else. I say to those people: Find a dog to dress up. Lay off the creepy hating and talk to someone about it. Jeez.

Hosted by Jackie Kashian AND Joe Wilson. You can can call in, (during the show, people) @ (347) 996-3897
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May 4 2008 3:11 PM

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Boogybunny





Apr 22 2008 9:21 AM

Thank you so much for the add! :D
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Apr 12 2008 5:53 PM

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Apr 7 2008 7:24 AM

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Feb 26 2008 8:05 PM

heard you on Road Stories episode 1.....FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks again for the update! I'll sign up for your mailing list.
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Feb 25 2008 7:14 PM

did i miss Patton O again?????
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Feb 25 2008 9:57 AM

Thanks!
The Back Room is a sketch talk show series I’m doing on
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Feb 21 2008 1:07 PM

Blade Runner Party!
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Feb 15 2008 4:48 PM

Listenedtothe last episode... A great sci fi book to read is Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson. I'm chipping away at Cryptonomicon, currently. Pretty good too.
Jerell





Feb 4 2008 1:22 PM

Hey guys, I'm currently writing my One Day at a Time fan fiction. I'll keep you updated on what kind of crazy shenanigans Schneider gets into.
BAKERMEDIA





Jan 16 2008 8:00 AM

hey thanks for adding us... if you want to laugh come listen on our page! LEAVE A COMMENT!
Jerell





Dec 31 2007 9:54 AM

Joe, how can you hate The Three Stooges? Your comedy stret cred drop a few points sorry.

By the way, loved Overboard. Watched repeated airings on TBS back in the early 90's.
Jerry





Dec 27 2007 1:04 PM

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Don't you hate all those spam comments? I was going to send phish, but it was too phishy. Happy Holidays dorkforest!
Dj Tracy





Dec 20 2007 2:29 PM

Merry Christmas funny girl!

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
ObtuseTheVague1





Dec 7 2007 6:17 PM

you are ab eacon in the unfunny world as a funny beacon of funny in a sea of rocky shores of unfunniness.
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Dec 2 2007 3:55 PM

If I am the enemy of the Dork Forest, and Carson Daly is the arch-enemy of the week, does that mean that Carson and I are friends? The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and all of that. I'm not sure if I'm ok with this, unless he gets me a nice Hannukah gift.
Joe Wilson





Nov 27 2007 3:20 AM



The new Road Stories is here! The new Road Stories is here!

"Adam's Apples & Vagina Fists" with guests, Laura House, Sarah Colonna and Kira Soltanovich (part 1).

http://www.RoadStories.tv and on iTunes

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Nov 22 2007 1:51 PM


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Nov 10 2007 2:11 PM

Thanks for the add!

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Jake
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Oct 24 2007 3:25 PM

I guess this is more directed at Jackie than anything else, but, it's really dorky so I thought it would be enjoyed here.

Part of my new job has recently required me to call up various television stations around the country to ask some questions about their equipment. I hate talking to people on the phone, and today I started doing this and I make my first phone call and when the woman answers the phone she mentions the town that this station happens to be located in, so once she said

"Hello KNOP North Platte, how can I help you?"

I just lost it and just started laughing so hard and had to hang up. I haven't been able to call them back yet.
Dj Tracy





Sep 30 2007 5:56 PM

Thanks Jackie!

Full of movies and fattening things..yeah.
Curiously Intense





Sep 18 2007 4:26 PM

ehm, my source is his Wikipedia article... but it has his registered name, active registered name and cites this page: http://thequarter.org/issue14/page04.php as its reference. now go hunt the Dork Man down! ; )
Curiously Intense





Sep 17 2007 8:30 PM

so i just found out David Duchovny is registered as a knight in the Society for Creative Anachronism... surely THAT is dorky enough of a personal quality (forgetting X-Files entirely) to qualify for someone in the DF to stalk him to be on the show... right?
Donna