The year was 1999. Everyone was partying. It was Christmas.
There was one problem: the ragtag group of Carolers that usually plagued the neighborhood were nowhere to be found. The party was dead. Someone had to step up. T-Dogg - AKA "BoyFriend Material" - was the first to do so.
"I will sing those Christmas Carols," he shouted across the crowded party.
"Sit down you flat-chested boy," Cremer - AKA "Boobman" - countered. "No one wants to hear you sing."
A fight ensued. It was the first of many. Sereno - AKA "Jersey" - jumped in to stop it. Somewhere in there a few notes were sung, which led to chords, which led to magnificent arrangements and the Drunken Christmas Carolers were born.
Shortly after their first performance, The Drunken Christmas Carolers decided to take their show on the road. So they hopped from house to house in the neighborhood that same night. Soon everyone was singing the praises of The Drunken Christmas Carolers. They had made it.
At the last house they met an underground music producer. "Your singing is enchanting," he exclaimed. "Please let me record your wonderful sound so others can hear it."
"Record it?" The boys were confused.
"Sure," the producer explained. "It's 1999 - don't you know that Mix Tapes are extremely fashionable right now?"
The songs you hear now are from that historic analog session. But wait, the story is not over.
After returning to the house party that gave birth to the group - Boobman, BoyFriend Material and Jersey came upon a gruesome murder scene. Someone - or something - killed everyone at the party that fostered the first Drunken Christmas Carolers performance.
"How could this have happened?" Jersey asked. "Who would murder everyone at a Christmas Party?"
Just then the lights went out. The murderer was still in the house. The group managed to escape, but has been running ever since.
To make matters worse, when the Police discovered the crime scene the next morning they found one poor bastard had written "The Drunken Christmas Carolers" in his own blood before dying. It was no doubt a message of love, but the 5-0 would have you believe The Drunken Christmas Carolers were somehow responsible for the horrific bloodbath.
So they run - the whole time trying to find the real killers responsible for murdering the people who loved their music. Was it the original Carolers? Could the Underground Music Producer be involved?
Who knows for sure? One thing you can count on is that when they aren't running from the law or trying to solve the case they'll be singing. And drinking.
And forever they will be known as ...
The Drunken Christmas Carolers
Its now that time of year to give praise to the sweet lord baby jesus...just laying there....practicing his shapes and colors...learning his ABCs...and how to count...do doin on himself...
And if you threw a party, Invited everyone you knew, You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend.
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