"MY REAL LAST NAME IS -ARCHULETA- AND THIS IS MY FATHER... AND THATS NO JOKE!"
I'm a modern man, digital and smoke free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, dodgin' the bullet, pushin the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial. I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an Alpha-male on beta-blockers. I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high maintenance. I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last. A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant. I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum packed. And.....I have unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough , and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't loose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time. I'm hangin'in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough, Over and out. so dont talk shit about what i do or how i do it......Damn, is Dave The Dave gunna have to choke a bitch?......cause i already know the way it is. bitch! I Love To Skateboard!
Music
I get down with all types of music......but i luv 80's music
Movies
gremlins, get shorty, back to the future, I love all Robert Denero' movies.......yeah they tight!
Television
simpsons, auqa teen hunger force, family guy, drawn together, shorties watchin shorties...vh1...Dave Chapelle'
Books
i only read reviews from rolling-stone about the book Of Mice or Men
Heroes
My Daughter! And The Father In Everybody Loves Raymond IS Hella Choice.
About me: First off "LISTEN HERE MOTHER FUCKER!" Let me just say "I FALL IN&OUT OF LOVE TO FUCKING EASY" So On That Note I Guess Its Safe To Carry On With The Song.......... ..............Dance your cares away, CLAP CLAP! worries for another day, let the music play, CLAP CLAP! down in Fraggle Rock, ......... YEAH! DONT TRIP DOT COM..... Good Morning Star Shine, The Earth Say's Hello! .... Who Am I?..........And Who Are you, To Think That I Am Gunna Give A Shit About What you Say, About My Eye-liner and sparkles in my hair ......... ha.ha.ha ............ So what if your from Texas ...... SIKE ... -inside joke- .....AND I REALLY LOVE "IN N OUT"! & OLD SCHOOL BURGER IS TIGHT TOO!....... No, really are You From Texas? ................ "Let me start by sayin i ride for Natural Koncepts skateboards , I Love P.B.&J's, they are the best!........ Find me chillin with KATCH-1 , on the Down Low...... Second off ........i have been workin in the club scene lately makin side cash and gettin by on my board cause i lost my driver's license for a long time ...Its all good looks! i hate fucking around with the legal side of that shit anyways! ...............IM "THE DAVE"..........and all I really do is skateboard and try to live a happy life........Good Looks..........right now i am chilling so fucking hard..........and I am lookin to stay that wAY.............love to do my thing, live MY life MY way......well you know! ....awe-shit... ...Colorado....... ...damn straight..... and a daughter (Byonce' Dollaire' Reyna Archuleta)........yeah shes tight!...........yes my birth name is Archuleta.......dumbass, so dont ask............my mother was not that dumb to name me "Dave Davis"........Like some peoples moms are!.......Yeah i meet a few others with the name dave davis........some peoples Mothers!.........Well..If you got AIM hit me up..screen name is: thedrygirl and If you ever need skate product or new threds, log on Emage.tv....A skate shop in DENVER.......i travel all the time without notice........ i like to kick it ........i hope to see you all on my journey of life...........please come with a smile or leave with a toothless smile............i try to change photos often, some more than others, and always on the look to get into some profit...........And i wanna get one thing clear.....im not, repeat Not a Wet Boy..........They are tight and all, but.........lol..........but I am down for them motha fuckers.............SO GET WET OR GET THE FUCK OUT!...........and if your around and wanna go fuckin skate.....FORGET ABOUT IT. holla......and never be afraid of breakin out the dollars for the game when you see me...DONT WORRY ABOUT IT..........im all game for that..........."And thats hot sauce for your dick hole!"
I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com
at least my girlfriend eats and if she falls she wont break every single bone in her body and cause internal damages....so ha sincerly with love BERTricio
yo hottness thanks for the mad love you showed me and my girl mary on sat night @ tryst! yu are da shizzle! mad love! hope your having a great week! mmuah! Angel
