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The Dutch Treats
Powerpop / Black Metal / New Wave

		"The best one-man band since SLAYER!" DALLAS, Texas United States Profile Views: 11061 Last Login: 7/19/2008
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The Dutch Treats: General Info

Member Since	3/24/2005
Band Website	sloppyworld.com
Band Members	JOHNNY MURDER-VOCALS. JOHNNY MURDER-GUITARS. JOHNNY MURDER-DRUMS. UNCLE SLOPPY-COWBELL
Influences	PRINCE, DEVO, THE ZIT REMEDY, VENOM, IRON MAIDEN, HALL & OATES.
Sounds Like	A rhinocerous fist-fucking a life-sized marzipan sculpture of Leonard Nimoy. CLOSE YOUR ROBE by THE DUTCH TREATS DODGY GUTS by THE PSYCHOS! MECHANICAL BULL by THE DUTCH TREATS CLICK TO GET THE DUTCH TREATS ON iTUNES!!!
Record Label	Instant Merch Records
Type of Label	Indie

Upcoming Shows

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Jul 25 2008

9:00P

TELETHON @ Club Dada

Dallas

Jul 31 2008

9:30P

Dutch Treats @ Doublewide

Dallas, Texas

Aug 16 2008

4:00P

Good Records instore & CD release: 4pm

Dallas, Texas

Aug 16 2008

9:00P

TELETHON @ Double Wide w/Baboon and more...

Dallas, Texas

Aug 22 2008

9:00P

Telethon @ Hailey’s

Denton, Texas

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About The Dutch Treats

Perverting America's youth with catchy songs about fucked-up things since 1990

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Virginia	Jul 18 2008 12:23 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Can you beat my score on the "The Labyrinth" quiz? I got 92%. Can you do any better? Sorry, I know I'm going to hell. But I hope it's Escher Hell.
Chris Cubas	Jul 15 2008 12:56 PM
A History of Dallas Music	Jul 14 2008 8:06 PM Fuckin' A.
Noraac	Jul 9 2008 10:50 PM You Rock! Showing the Love x Carl Sagan's Billions and Billions of Light Years speaches :)... What Up? Peas,
JT Habersaat Standup Page	Jun 30 2008 6:03 PM come to Austin and do another punk comedy gig with us!
A History of Dallas Music	Jun 6 2008 10:26 AM Fuckin' great show last night... brilliant.
Sy	Jun 5 2008 11:24 AM
Las Vegas Club*	Feb 15 2008 8:49 PM Las Vegas Club is a believer in Uncle Sloppy.
My Place-->Your Space™	Feb 6 2008 7:35 PM Thanks for the Add & Thank You for becoming Apart of My Place.'My Place--> Your Space'.
Marcial	Jan 14 2008 8:53 PM
the Dirty Martinis!	Jan 1 2008 5:12 AM Happy New Year!!!
el presidente	Dec 27 2007 1:04 PM and here's ANOTHER flyer!
SquidBrains	Dec 23 2007 2:28 PM
Flaco Seagulls	Dec 21 2007 2:40 PM
Cavedweller	Dec 7 2007 4:01 PM I AM THE WRATH OF GOD! Thus spake Klaus Kinski
Moshe	Dec 7 2007 8:50 AM Especially those flamin Norwegians
Moshe	Dec 7 2007 8:47 AM Fuckin D&D playin' faggots!
Misanthropic Anal Plankton	Nov 13 2007 7:26 PM
Hope you guessed my name	Nov 6 2007 9:37 PM yeah remember that one halloween gig your singer f#cked the pumpkin til its guts were all over the stage... just smashing..
Hope you guessed my name	Nov 6 2007 6:09 PM huh..- what... right.. unh.... sorry I wasnt listening.. my balls were talking too me...
Poingly	Oct 1 2007 7:42 PM I will figure out a trip to Dallas in '08 and we will kick it NYC style... or you can come here and we can kick it Dallas style...either way, we're kickin' it!
Virginia	Sep 3 2007 1:07 PM Thanks for teaching Portland how to ROCK!
Egil	Aug 23 2007 3:01 PM Another gem of a song about mythical characters. The world needs more songs about Norwegians asshole!
Virginia	Aug 23 2007 2:20 PM When The Wizard Comes has made me step back and consider: what is it really all about?
Gladius Maximus	Aug 23 2007 1:41 PM When the Wizard Comes is probably the best song I have ever heard(today).
ted	Aug 22 2007 2:04 PM
Noraac	Aug 16 2007 2:49 AM kEWEL ASS SHIT $&$ EVEN BETTA!~dAMN YOUR GOOD...
Flaco Seagulls	Jul 28 2007 4:02 PM
Derek (R.I.P. Ben Cooksey. You are missed. )	Jul 14 2007 12:16 AM
Count Dracula's Weed Smuggling Jam Engine	Jul 11 2007 1:07 PM killer riffs on "Mandy" dude
Poingly	Jun 15 2007 10:33 AM I am in Germany looking for good bread...I heard you might have a suggestion of who makes the best loaf.
Corn Mo	Jun 5 2007 4:00 AM Do you mean to tell me that I ate a pair of your trousers at your restaurant last week?
Derek (R.I.P. Ben Cooksey. You are missed. )	May 23 2007 11:02 PM
Derek (R.I.P. Ben Cooksey. You are missed. )	May 17 2007 10:49 AM
Derek (R.I.P. Ben Cooksey. You are missed. )	Apr 22 2007 5:18 PM I love how you teach the little children songs like Crackwhore, and such, we need to schedule your elementary school tour, INFOTAINMENT!
i love you but i've chosen dockers	Apr 21 2007 1:35 AM god bless america, did you not call it with vic thrill tonight or WHAT?! DUTCH TREATS for PRES, 2008!!!
DiALeX®	Apr 20 2007 8:05 PM Break a leg 2nite... Or an elephant snout!
Wifey Scratch Laugh	Apr 16 2007 7:18 PM
Alex	Apr 13 2007 12:57 AM hot shit! HnS has a show apparently!
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