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Ladies und Gentlemen.....my ALL-TIME NUMERO UNO....
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Jacuzzi,probiotic yoghurt, Tank Tops, Brogues, Cravats, Dressing to the left, Ticket pockets, Smoking Jackets, Monocles, Plus Fours, Plus Fives,
BioAcidophilus, Pastrami (only lean mind..geralds are a no-no), Edam cheese, Guinness, Jazz Fags, Single Malts, Hangin out, maintaining thee Estate, Queens Park Blooming Rangers, talking shite and all things COOL!
It is also my intention to bring thee MUD DANCE to thee attention of ALL! (Ian Aardvaark come ye forth!)
Music
Northern Soul, Southern Soul, Eastern Soul, Western Soul,Inter Galatic Soul and a bit of skiffle...of a Tuesday....... Underground Hip Hop, Olde Skool,Funk, Jazz, Psychedelia, Freakbeat, Punk & Modness always....and Betty Boo...Phwooarrr!
Movies
Carry Ons, Confessions Of A Window Cleaner, All Public Information ones (I blame their demise on thee current complete lack of form shown by many of our population!!!)
Television
I quite liked their first album...oh right..the viddy box....Steptoe & Son it is then. And er...Porridge, Mighty Boosh, Seinfeld, Curb yer Enthusiasm, pretty much owt on HBO...
AND WHY IS THERE NO RADIO BIT on myspace???....Thee shipping forecasts are a MUST....we're CAPTAINS for crying out loud...
Books
Bukowski, Razzle, Ordinance Survey Maps, Villi Geyer - The Original von Stonkel, The Complete Works Of Shamus Peare,The Life and Times of Ernest Tincture...and lest we ever...ever...forget?????.....Ladies & Gentlemen, Cats n Kittens....THEE KNOWLESBURY CHRONICLES (do peruse thee extracts kids....)
Heroes
Yes, what did ever happen to them.....?
My Folks...Aw...and anyone out there who's passionate about anything (save yer obvious tits who spout ill-will to man...and chick!), Charles Hawtrey, Reginald Bosinquet, Lord Chavney of Knowlesbury, Lord Jizz of Knutsford, Lord Caramac, Lady Biffacent...and of course...thee one...thee only...Lady Chhatpoison (And If I may just interject....what a veritable belter she is!)Also all of you out there who are surrounded - on the whole - by complete and utter knobs in your workplace... oh viva la Revolution...thee Industrial one still brings a tear to me eye....
Thee Captains of Suave Off down the Rangers with yet ANOTHER BLEEDIN' NEW MANAGER... Come on the HOOPS..then it's 45 heaven down the Strongroom.... Posted at 2:00 PM Dec 19 view more
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?!
OF COURSE YOU DO....
Yoo Hoo! This is Horatio Suave out n about with an absolute minx.....
We live to love and love to live.We sailed the Sea of Jasmin and were washed ashore on a lonely island in the sun.Hit me!
No of course we weren't you silly Twunts - This is our DJ Handle - we cover all sorts but mainly dabble in all things SOULFUL! We dj mainly in England's fine Metropolis and usually only dabble in 45s.....the less fuss the better....don't use headphones most of the time either as we're easily distracted....we keep it natural baby... Did I mention we dabble?? Mmmm...
Oh we're so fackin CHARMING it's unbelievable!
Right - As u were.
Ah!.....Lord Chavney at Thee Knowlesbury Ball 1872...now THERE'S a queer one...
Can u spot Sylvester Nantucket at one of his Associaition Football matches he so loves to attend?
U Can't?
Well he's there alright....He's in thee Hoops Sir/Madam!
Ah!...that'll be some Captain's clobber....
"What say you to THAYT, Lord Chavney?"
"I am Twixt 'n' Tween, Lady Chhatpoison......I am Twixt 'n' Tween......"
Would you care for a stiff one my Dear?
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Thee Knowlesbury Ball..surely the highlight of any young Buck's year?!?!?
...Until it turns nasty of course when Lord Caramel and Lord Jizz of Knutsford have to out-cock eash other....
Who I'd like to meet:
MENTALISTS...you...yes you at the back....I like you!!!
Anyone with a pulse is preferable! Be ye Slinky Mammas or Biff Bang Pow biffas....Gentleman about Town..or a fella called Leonard..Oh who am I kiddin' - I'll talk to anyone!And some of us out there still want to teach the world to sing n all....
P.S. I was givin it rather too large there with my opening gambit...coolness mentalists ONLY.
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I would NEVER want to me this man...surely thee scariest thing ever?!?
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